[URL]http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/09/21/television.brooks.reut/index.html[/URL]

we are about to go plaid.

:RockOn: :Respect: :Respect: :Respect: :CrackUp:

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she is going from suck to blow

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just watched that movie the other weekend, so good

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Your schwartz is as big as my schwartz.

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What's wrong Colonel Sanders . . . chicken?

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[quote=rainman;378551]What's wrong Colonel Sanders . . . chicken?[/quote]

:CrackUp:

One liners from this movie are simply classic...

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half man half dog. im a mog

what? you went over my helmet?

oh yes sir, snotty beamed me twice last night, it was wonderful

I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing, Assholes.

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former room-mate

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thats funny, she doesn't look drewish

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love that movie ... one of my all-time favourite comedy

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yeah, i always have coffee when i watch radar!

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we've lost the beeps, we've lost the sweeps and we've lost the creeps.

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evil always wins over good because good is dumb.

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I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!

Best spoof eva!!!! :D

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"water, water..."

"oil, oil...."

"roomservice, roomservice...."

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dude mel brooks need to get his ass in gear and maake a sequel... old mel brooks movies were the best!!

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[COLOR=#cc6600][I]Dark Helmet:[/I] [B]Careful you idiot. I said across her nose, not up it![/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Laser Gunner:[/I] [B]Sorry sir. Doing my best.[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Dark Helmet:[/I] [B]Who made that man a gunner?[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Major Asshole:[/I] [B]I did sir. He's my cousin.[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Dark Helmet:[/I] [B]Who is he?[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Colonel Sandurz:[/I] [B]He's an asshole sir.[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Dark Helmet:[/I] [B]I know that!....What's his name?[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Colonel Sandurz:[/I] [B]That is his name sir, Major Asshole[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Dark Helmet:[/I] [B]and his cousin?[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Colonel Sandurz:[/I] [B]He's an asshole too sir: Gunner's mate, first class, Philip Asshole[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Dark Helmet:[/I] [B]How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]The Crew:[/I] [B]YO!!!![/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Dark Helmet:[/I] [B]I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][Dark Helmet pulls his mask down][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Dark Helmet:[/I] [B]Keep firing assholes!![/B][/COLOR]

[B][COLOR=#cc6600]Family Reunion[/COLOR][/B]

[COLOR=#cc6600][I]Dark Helmet:[/I] [mask down] [B]Not so fast, Lone Starr.[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Lone Starr: [/I][B]Helmet. So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time. [/B][thinks about what he said][B] Yeah.[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Dark Helmet:[/I] [B]Before you die, there is something you should know about us, Lone Starr.[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Lone Starr:[/I] [B]What?[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Dark Helmet:[/I][B] I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former room-mate.[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Lone Starr:[/I] [B]What's that make us?[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Dark Helmet:[/I] [B]Absolutely nothing.[/B][/COLOR]

[B][COLOR=#cc6600]Lightspeed[/COLOR][/B]

[COLOR=#cc6600][I]Sandurz:[/I] [B]Prepare for light speed.[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Helmet: [/I][B]No, no, light speed is too slow.[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Sandurz: [/I][B]Light speed too slow?[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Helmet: [/I][B]Yes, we'll have to go right to...Ludicrous speed![/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Sandurz:[/I][B]Ludicrous speed! Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I[/B][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#cc6600]don't think the ship can take it.[/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Helmet:[/I] [B]What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz...CHICKEN?![/B][/COLOR]

[B][COLOR=#cc6600]Mega-maid[/COLOR][/B]

[COLOR=#cc6600][I]Sandurz: [/I][B]It's Mega Maid. She gone from suck to blow.[/B][/COLOR]

[B][COLOR=#cc6600]Now[/COLOR][/B]

[COLOR=#cc6600][I]Dark Helmet:[/I] [B]What the hell am I looking at?... When does this happen in the movie?[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Colonel Sandurz:[/I] [B]Now, You're looking at now sir...Everything that happens now is happening now.[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Dark Helmet:[/I] [B]What happened to then?[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Colonel Sandurz:[/I] [B]We passed it.[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Dark Helmet:[/I][B]When.[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Colonel Sandurz:[/I][B]Just now... We're at now now.[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Dark Helmet:[/I] [B]Go back to then?[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Colonel Sandurz:[/I] [B]When?[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Dark Helmet:[/I] [B]Now.[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Colonel Sandurz:[/I] [B]Now?[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Dark Helmet:[/I] [B]Now.[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Colonel Sandurz:[/I][B]I can't[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Dark Helmet:[/I] [B]Why?[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Colonel Sandurz:[/I] [B]We missed it.[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Dark Helmet:[/I] [B]When?[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Colonel Sandurz:[/I] [B]Just now.[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Dark Helmet:[/I] [B]When will then be now?[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Colonel Sandurz:[/I] [B]Soon![/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Dark Helmet:[/I] [B]How soon?[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Technician:[/I] [B]Sir![/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Dark Helmet:[/I] [B]What?[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Technician:[/I] [B]We've identified their location![/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Dark Helmet:[/I] [B]Where?[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Technician:[/I] [B]It's the moon of Vega[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Colonel Sandurz:[/I] [B]Good work. Set a course and prepare for our arrival[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Dark Helmet:[/I] [B]When?[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Technician:[/I] [B]Nineteen hundred hours, sir![/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Colonel Sandurz:[/I] [B]By high noon tomorrow they will be our prisoners![/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Dark Helmet:[/I] [B]WHO?!?![/B][/COLOR]

[B][I][COLOR=#cc6600]Radar[/COLOR][/I][/B]

[COLOR=#cc6600][I]Radar Operator:[/I] [B]I'm having trouble with the radar sir..[/B][/COLOR] [I][COLOR=#cc6600]Dark Helmet:[/COLOR][/I][COLOR=#cc6600] [B]What's wrong with it?[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Radar Operator:[/I] [B]I've lost the bleeps, I've lost the sweeps, and I've lost the creeps.[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Dark Helmet and Colonel Sandurz:[/I] [B]The what?, the what?, and the what?[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Radar Operator:[/I] [B]You know.. The bleeps..... The sweeps.... and the creeps.[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Dark Helmet:[/I] [B]That's not all he's lost.[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Radar Operator:[/I] [B]Sir. The radar, sir. It appears to be ... Jammed![/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Dark Helmet:[/I] [B]Jammed. ... Raspberry.[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Dark Helmet:[/I] [B]There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry.[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Dark Helmet:[/I] [B]LONE STAR...[/B][/COLOR]

[B][COLOR=#cc6600]Yogurt[/COLOR][/B]

[COLOR=#cc6600][I]Helmet:[/I][B] Yogurt. Yogurt. I hate Yogurt. Even with strawberries.[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Sandurz[/I][B]: I'll call the attack squad, sir.[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Helmet:[/I][B] No, we can't go in there. Yogurt has the Schwartz. It's far too powerful.[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Sandurz:[/I][B] But, sir, your ring. Don't you have the Schwartz, too?[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=#cc6600][I]Helmet:[/I][B] No, he got the up-side. I got the down-side. You see, there's two kinds of every Schwartz.[/B][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#cc6600][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#cc6600][/COLOR][/B] nurse exits] [COLOR=#3399ff][B]Dark Helmet:[/B][/COLOR] I bet she gives great helmet.

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12345 thats amazing, thats the same combination as my luggage!

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never call me on this wall, this is an unlisted wall.

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i just popped this into the DVD player. stayed tuned so i can repeat every single lijne i laugh at

on a side note, the DVD i removed was....dont tell mommy 8. 'twisted tales of mommie's girls gone oh so bad'

a girl made me watch it with her. last friday was fun fun fun

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^^ sounds like some kinky stuff

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:roflmao:

That film is just so good...and Remoh was right: but 'd rather have a new satirical project from Brooks, not a sequel....he's the very best!

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[quote=res0nat0r;379242]^^ sounds like some kinky stuff[/quote]

not the movie.

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[i]What the hell was that?

It's my virgin alarm. It's designed to go off before you do."[/i]

I love that one.

jqp