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THE ARISTOCRATS

19 durable postsStarted 2005-07-17Latest 2005-09-06
#17010Post 1 of 19

[img]http://www.thinkfilmcompany.com/films/thearistocrats/data/vault/thearistocrats/Aristo_Poster_big.jpg[/img]

[b][u][url]http://www.thinkfilmcompany.com/films/thearistocrats/[/url][/u][/b]

100 top comedians tell their own version of the fabled "Aristocrats" joke... here's a sample from the creators of South Park, Matt Stone & Trey Parker (who ARE in the film):[list][b][u][url]http://www.cartmanthearistocrat.com/[/url][/u][/b] :ROFLMAO:[/list]

:RightOn: [b][size=7]I NEED TO SEE THIS FILM![/size][/b] Out August 12, 2005.

#451263Post 2 of 19

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oh... i thought this was gonna be about the aristoCATS... :(

btw, that was a pretty lame joke. i'm not really into jokes about scat, pedophelia, incest, etc...

there are so many other things to laugh at... such as clowns for one...

#451265Post 3 of 19

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update:

so i was curious what the point of this joke was... and 10 minutes later i find out there is none.

it's a template joke. it starts out with a family trying to get their act booked and ends with the talent agent learning that the name of the familie's act is called, "the aristocrats".

the "comedian" telling the joke is allowed to fill in whatever filth he/she needs to describe the familie's act.

here are a few examples:

[url]http://www.dead-frog.com/aristocrats/[/url]

sorry, i just honestly think this is the lowest form of humor. and it's really not too funny at all. it's rather disgusting that some people manifest these types of thoughts.

oh well... whatever floats your boat... :pukey smiley:

#451267Post 4 of 19

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[url]http://www.lnreview.co.uk/media/journal/001842.php[/url]

#451287Post 5 of 19

[quote=picklemonkey]100 top comedians tell their own version of the fabled "Aristocrats" joke... [/quote] [quote=FogJuice]it's a template joke. it starts out with a family trying to get their act booked and ends with the talent agent learning that the name of the familie's act is called, "the aristocrats". the "comedian" telling the joke is allowed to fill in whatever filth he/she needs to describe the familie's act.[/quote] is there an echo in here? You don't have to think it's funny if you don't want to, but maaany people do think it's funny. Comedy is about pushing limits and saying what most people don't normally discuss... not about clowns. if you don't like it, that's cool... but don't say it's the lowest form of humour out there.

[quote=http://www.lnreview.co.uk/media/journal/001842.php][quote=Penn Jillette]"This South Park clip is not even in the top 5 for dirtiest."[/quote][/quote] :RightOn:

#451297Post 6 of 19

[img]http://images.usatoday.com/money/_photos/2004/12/27/inside1-guinness.jpg[/img]

You know what they say.

#451396Post 7 of 19

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ok sorry.

it's not my thing...

#451405Post 8 of 19

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hmmm i havent heard of it.

anything by the creators of southpark must be funny.

#451828Post 9 of 19

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[quote=FogJuice] so i was curious what the point of this joke was... and 10 minutes later i find out there is none. [/quote]

That's actually kinda the point. It started as a ramped up version of those jokes that are supposed to be funny, mostly to the teller, because they make the listener sit through an incredibly long-winded story to reach a non-existent punchline. That it is also extremely raunchy ups the ante, and it has over the years become a badge of honor amongst comedians to see who could come up with the raunchiest version.

Certainly not funny to everyone, but once you know that the goal is not to actually tell a funny joke but to be as offensive as possible, you can at least look at it in the proper light.

#451835Post 10 of 19

the first time i watched cartman's version i thought it was gross... now whenever i watch it i laugh my ass off...

i think its going to be a fuckin great movie

#451889Post 11 of 19

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My boss told me about this movie yesterday. At first I had no clue what he was talking about as I never heard about "the aristocrats joke". After doing some websurfing I came to understand what the movie is all about and I can't wait for it to come out... Just to think that I get to hear Robin Williams, John Stewart, George Carlin, etc do their version of the joke, it's worth the ticket... Personally, I think it is going to be one of the funniest movies ever.. :lol:

#451902Post 12 of 19

never heard of the aristocrat joke ...i'll check it out and let you know what i think

#451908Post 13 of 19

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[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_aristocrats[/url] [url]http://chokeacheerleader.com/2004/10/aristocrats.html[/url]

#451924Post 14 of 19

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[quote=djprieto]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_aristocrats [url]http://chokeacheerleader.com/2004/10/aristocrats.html[/url][/quote] :Respect: HELL YEAH! Trey's own interpretation too

As performed by Trey Parker himself: [b][u][url]http://homepage.mac.com/franklinrh/.Music/Aristocrats.mp3[/url][/u][/b] :ROFLMAO:

#451945Post 15 of 19

:CrackUp: at Parker.

#452151Post 16 of 19

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HA HA....lmao!!!

#470257Post 17 of 19

just saw this tonight... good stuff. george carlin, whoopie goldberg, bob saget, and sarah silverman all had some great contributions to the movie. I will say I was a bit disappointed in the movie, as it wasn't as funny as I expected... but it was still a good watch. if my opinion counts for anything, I'd say wait until it comes to dvd

i forced one of my friends to go watch it with me, and she hated almost every bit of it (except for some classic stuff from Sarah Silverman and Bob Saget :lol:)

#470265Post 18 of 19

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[quote]sorry, i just honestly think this is the lowest form of humor. and it's really not too funny at all. it's rather disgusting that some people manifest these types of thoughts. [/quote]

obviously you dont know what a rusty trombone is

#470278Post 19 of 19

:CrackUp:

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