Re: Spiderman 3
Great action especially with Spidey and Osborn tag-teaming. Good effects on Venom but would've looked more wicked if they included his huge-ass lolling tongue. Did Tobey Maguire try to bulk up for this film because he looked bloated.
The story sucked donkey balls. Can't believe how bad the narrative was. The first 2/3 of the movie were like random events that happened for the sake of setting up a showdown at the end. What's up with that lame "hurting his heart" and even lamer breakup scene, just fucking kill the gf already, if they wanted to get to Spidey. And all that wasted film on Peter Parker going all ghey on the streets thanks to the black suit, wtf, twat. Sandman's role in the film was wasted because he got relegated to a lame Marshmallow man sidekick.
I think they tried to continue the story from Part 1 with the whole Green Goblin and son thing but while that might work in a comic, there's not enough momentum in a movie-format, what with Part 2 in between. They could've kept Osborn, played on the love triangle thing without his involvement as another suped up villain, and concentrate everything on Venom.
If not for the action scenes, this movie would've been a total flop. What a disappointment after Spiderman 2. I thought X-Men 3 was a lousy end to the trilogy, but this is even lamer.