Lisa, Bart and Marge are in the Old Folks home where Grandpa lives, they leave Santa's Little Helper there with the OAPs, Lisa makes a comment about the dog keeping them company in their decline.... The old Jewish guy - "Ah why don't you find a Parade and go rain on it"

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homer,

""what lisa, your telling that bacon, pork chops and ham all come from some magical animal?? i would love to see this magical animal so i could ask him a few questions."

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Big knockers bar girl to Duff man "You said if I slept with you I'd win the competition"

Duffman: "Duffman says a lot of things, oh Yea!"

Duffman with sticker over his face: "Duffman can't breathe, Oh No!"

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Ralph Wiggum....

"the leprechaun tells me to burn things."

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Mr Burns to homer his caddy...

"Give me an open faced club...a sand wedge you idiot!"

homer...

"mmmmm, open faced club sandwich."

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homer "alcohol is the cause and solution to all lifes problems"

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lisa to homer...

there is no air in space

homer back to lisa....

there is an air and space museum?

(air n space) it sounds better than it types out. :roll:

there are millions of quotes from this legend of a show-

McBain to Mendoza (after mcbain has just broken his way out of an ice statue) - 'ICE to see you!'

Wiggum - 'Sorry you've got the worng number, er this is 9..1...2'

McGonigle and police chief -

C - you're off the case mcgonigle m- you're off your case chief c - what does that mean exactly? homer - it means he gets results you stupid chief

marge, homer and leonard nimoy in the monorail episode'

marge - homer there is someone here who may be able to help you stop the monorail homer - who is it....batman??

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Homer to Bart = "Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"

Homer to Marge = "I like my beer cold?my TV loud?and my homosexuals flaming."

Homer to Bart = "Trying is the first step towards failure."

Ralph Wiggum:

"My cat's breath smells like cat food."

&

"Bart is my bestest boyfriend."

Homer : Doh!

Hommer- mmmm beer, drooling.

Comic book guy: 'worst epsidode ever!"

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Lisa: It tastes like Burning!

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Chief Wiggum to Lisa and Ralph Wiggum:

oh man....nothing gets chocolate out, see? (shows chocolate stain on pants)

Apu at the quick e mart:

This is not a lending library, buy somthing or ill blow your head off

groundskeeper willy & the wolf:

ah dont feel bad laddie, i was wrestling wolves when you were still suckling at your mothers teet

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Homer

" Mmmm..........Sacrilicious."

" Unexplained bacon ..mmmmm"

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mmmmm

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it was ralph who said: "the berries taste like burning."

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ralph: "me fail english? that's un-possible..."

legendary

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mmmmmmmmmmmm forbidden donut

homer :

"im not the praying type , but superman if you exist come and save me"

i might have butchered that one , but you get the idea

pretty much everything homer says is "quotable"

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doh

a deer!

a female deer!

:lol:

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Homer: Hit any key to continue. Where's the anykey?

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"public transportation is for lesbians and jerks."

-Homer

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homer at the postoffice:

homer: hello my name is mr. Burns i believe you have a package for me. postoffice guy: ok mister Burns what's you're first name? homer: i don't know

but you should hear the way he says it classic imo

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[quote=threehills]Homer: Hit any key to continue. Where's the anykey?[/quote]

hahaha :lol:

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"they call them fingers, but I've never seen them fing" - Ottoman
(medicinal marijuana episode)

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[QUOTE=lmmadic]homer at the postoffice:

homer: hello my name is mr. Burns i believe you have a package for me. postoffice guy: ok mister Burns what's you're first name? homer: i don't know

but you should hear the way he says it classic imo[/QUOTE]

I remember that one. Pure quality. If i remember rightly he sort of slinks off towards the exit after that.:lol:

Apu:- Get off my jerky, Turkey!

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ralph: I made an egg in my pants. (latest episode)

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"Way to breath no breath." cannot remember Nelsons friends name, says this to Bart after he sells his soul to Millhouse and can't fog up the ice cream cooler window in the KiwikyMart.

".....over the dog doo stick." Homer attemps a stunt jump.

"Nibbles, chew thru my ball sack." Principle Skinner (got to be the best line ever)

"Stupid sexy Flanders." Homer

"You do win friends with salad." Homer and Bart

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Homer: Just because I dont care doesnt mean I dont understand! :D

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Homer to Marge (in Lisa's Pony episode);

Marge, first you tell me not to buy the pony, now you tell me to get rid of it - make up your mind!

Anything troy mcClure says or lionel hutz for that matter - the voices just add that extra quality!

Troy McClure in the dangerous driving video - 'here's an appealing fellow - in fact their a-peeling him off the sidewalk'

:)

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"..I regret nothing!"