but this guy takes the ice cream sundae pie of absurdly colored eyes
[IMG]http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2011/images/04/05/t1larg.beertoast.jpg[/IMG]
and the story is even weirder
[url]http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/04/06/for-lent-can-man-live-by-brew-alone/?hpt=C2[/url]