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Police: Woman threw sex parties for teenagers

21 durable postsStarted 2005-01-23Latest 2005-01-24
#9156Post 1 of 21

Why weren't any of my friends' moms like this? She's a sick fuck, but when I was 13 I would've given my right arm to have this happen to me.

[quote=cnn.com] ARVADA, Colorado (AP) -- A 40-year-old woman held sex and drug parties with teenage boys, telling police she wanted to be a "cool mom," authorities say.

Sylvia Johnson allegedly [b]provided marijuana, methamphetamine and alcohol[/b] to eight boys at parties held at her suburban Denver home in 2003 and 2004. According to court papers, [b]she admitted having sex with five of the boys.[/b]

One of the boys told his mother, and Johnson was arrested in December and charged with offenses including sexual assault and contributing to the delinquency of a minor. According to court papers, Johnson told investigators she was not popular in high school and had finally started "feeling like one of the group."

"She described herself as a 'cool mom,'" police said.

Authorities did not say how many children she has or whether any of them were at the parties.[/quote]

#346557Post 2 of 21

And there I thought my mom was the only cool one in the world... apparently they're scattered all over

#346564Post 3 of 21

one of them told his mommy :youdork: i say if she's hot....

:wink:

#346600Post 4 of 21

that is awesome. Is she a MILF? Is she married? Did she get the methamphetamine from her childs stash? This lady definitely has problems. Doesn't she have any older friends? I wish my friends moms did this in the past or even my teachers. The word is full of dirty sluts. :twisted:

#346604Post 5 of 21

Re: Police: Woman threw sex parties for teenagers

more than cool I?ll say,mad, at the end she will fell like a teenager,cool

#346615Post 6 of 21

what a fine example she set for her own children. i bet they grow up to be drug peddling pedophiles themselves.

#346621Post 7 of 21

i told my mom she was going to get caught, but she didn't listen......

how bad would you feel if all your friends came over and banged your mom ....

#346624Post 8 of 21

I hope she's a MILF, anyway she's really fucked up of the head.

#346625Post 9 of 21

Miss Robinson? :Naughty: If she's a MILF then let her still providing her parties.

CHEERS

#346628Post 10 of 21

That is so wrong but yet kinda cool.

#346634Post 11 of 21

[quote=remoh]i told my mom she was going to get caught, but she didn't listen......[/quote]

Oh smack!!! That is funny bro. :lol:

Wish I had a mom in my neighborhood back in my day that was hot that might be interested in helping boys with their hard-ons. 8)

#346650Post 12 of 21

I could've used one last night after the ex left me with a hurting case of blueballs

#346657Post 13 of 21

what a sick fuck..... :x

#346675Post 14 of 21

wow 5 kids she slept with, crazy, thats some major statutory rape charges.....

nice role model for her kid.........

:(

#346699Post 15 of 21

I dunno...

[img]http://mas.scripps.com/DRMN/2005/01/21/431587738_e.jpg[/img]

#346826Post 16 of 21

:HitIt:

#346842Post 17 of 21

i second that 8)

#346866Post 18 of 21

Re: Police: Woman threw sex parties for teenagers

Yeah count me in I'm desperate enough too. We could invite her round for a sex party.

#346895Post 19 of 21

^holy shit, thats why she used alcohol and drugs on them...... :mrgreen: :lol:

#346897Post 20 of 21

[quote=FM]I dunno...

[img]http://mas.scripps.com/DRMN/2005/01/21/431587738_e.jpg[/img][/quote]

Absolutely rancid and a peado to boot. Deserves everything that she gets, IMO.

#346973Post 21 of 21

^ yeah. if she'd looked hotter than that she probably wouldn't deserve anything that she gets

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