spring
wheres waldo?
[ms] · Est. May 2002
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spring
wheres waldo?
in my uterus.
bus or train
neither, walk.
what do you want?
milk & cookies.
wanna fuck?
Naah
Whats your dream job?
Lotto winner..
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood??
Erm... a branch and a half.
Will Pickles ever get anyone to go to the WMC with him?
prob not. but he'll meat plenty of nice trannies there.
who would win in a death match, BT or Elton John?
BT but it will be close
what should I do this evening?
Rack up some fatties and party
Stellaaaaa or Stellaaaaaaaa ?
either way you're gonna get shit'd. drink up!
what size shoe are you?
10
what is the secret to life?
Smile and be happy at all times.
What IS the secet to life?
Eat magic pills and explore the unknown regions of the mind.
Will I get laid @ WMC by a hot latin chick with a juicy ass or will I have to have a romantic time with my hand?
[quote=msanchez]Lotto winner..
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood??[/quote] you're expected to read the entire thread before posting:
[quote=rubyraks]He shovels himself out first.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?[/quote]
:lol:
^You'll be too fucked up for either.
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Cos you`re all Yanks and you do things backwards.
Night out on the town or night in with a DVD?
Night in with a DVD and a chick.
Q: Are you hot or not?
most def not
do i go see derrick carter or stay home.
go see if youve never seen him..
2 part question.
do you have a local library card? & if so, any late fees on the account?
Yes and since I've never used it, no.
If you could go back in time and change 1 thing, what would it be?
[quote=Musical Journey]Cos you`re all Yanks and you do things backwards.
Night out on the town or night in with a DVD?[/quote] bitch I ain't no yankees fan...mets fan here and damn proud. :)
[quote=neoee]Yes and since I've never used it, no.
If you could go back in time and change 1 thing, what would it be?[/quote]
this damn thread! :evil:
what's your favorite movie?
[quote=rubyraks][quote=msanchez]Lotto winner..
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood??[/quote] you're expected to read the entire thread before posting:
[quote=rubyraks]He shovels himself out first.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?[/quote]
:lol:
^You'll be too fucked up for either.
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?[/quote]
ahhh, you damn dirty ape! hehe my bad..
A: i have too many favorites to just name one
Q: do you sit at your computer chair butt naked and stink it up?
no, huh-huh huh-huh, you said butt.
will beavis and butthead ever make a comeback?
No.
Q: Will Arnold ever be president?
Re: Interview the person below you
Arnold can only become president if they make an amendment to the law, stating that you do not have to be born american to be able to be president, you just have to be american... So yes if the republicans think that their next candidate won't pass.
Will George W. Bush ever be accountable for the lies he has told?
No, because 51% of America thinks he's done nothing wrong. The other 49% of don't have the power to hold him accountable; unless of course we can break through to the irrational minds of his flock and help them see the err in their ways.
Q: Ben & Jerry's or Edy's?
edy's
how many iterations do I need on these fucking metaballs to create realistic water?
Re: Interview the person below you
A slack hand full.
Whats 78 x 34 - 45 + 6 + 10004 / 1.4 ?
9758.7143 (rounded to 4 decimal places)
Q: Why did I just have the most fucked up dreams of my life and now I'm forcing myself to stay awake at 7am on a Saturday morning because every time I go back to sleep I start the dream right where I left off?
Because it was about Pickles. :lol:
If you could be anybody for a day who would it be?
Catherine Zeta Jones' gynecologist
Q: Did London bridge really fall down or was it all some sick joke that someone turned into a nursery rhyme?
Yes, know your history
Q.What do you have in your pockets right now?
Re: Interview the person below you
Fuck all!
Whats black and white but read all over?
A:My kids heads
Q:What is the strangest place you hid your porn so Mom would not find it?
In the attic access that was in my closet.
Q: I just got a very large sum of money deposited into my checking account, what's the first thing I should buy?
A: A good opening line.
Q:DO you know how much a large sum of money is?
It's all relative to what was in there before the deposit.
Q: Did you ever dream of boning one of your teachers?
A:10th grade English teacher, Ms. Garaffilo. :Naughty: :Naughty:
Q: Did you ever bone one of your teachers?
My gf right now is a 7th grade English teacher (not mine, but it's gotta count for something eh?)
Q: I'm heading out for my morning run, how far should I go?
A: Till you can't breath anymore. Should be about 10 feet. :D And yes it does scount for something.
Q: I do not run, should I start when it is -7 dgeress outside?