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OK, now i know im going to hell quick

20 durable postsStarted 2005-01-18Latest 2005-01-19
#8970Post 1 of 20

god i always found these funny, but i just broke out in tears after hearing the one with the ghetto talking guy who calls in and yells "call an ambulance, i got into an accident" and he is all flustered. then he gets his girlfriend/wife on line.

satan, keep that seat warm. :twisted:

#341688Post 2 of 20

what?? this post lacks much explaination...

#341690Post 3 of 20

yeah sightless. rink prease.

#341691Post 4 of 20

THOSE onstar commercials on the radio where they use actual emergency calls from people who were in accidents and other type of emergencies. i dont know why, but i find a lot of them histerical.

#341695Post 5 of 20

oh. now i get it. yeah, its funny til you hear your family on there. then its sad.

#341699Post 6 of 20

huh?

#341701Post 7 of 20

i just heard another one with a lady screaming she is on fire.

#341702Post 8 of 20

chem, Onstar is a service provided for people who lock themselves out of their cars. they put devices in cars and when people lock themslves out, and call Onstar, the door can be unlocked via satellite transmission.

sounds crazy, but its true. and they record these frantic phone calls people make and play them on the radio and tv here.

#341706Post 9 of 20

^^ ever see the tv commercial for the new season of p'unked, this old man pretends to have a heart attack and die, his son in law is on the phone trying to get an ambulence,everyones freakin out, getting water and his meds, then he starts to laugh as his wife is crying over his body, he's like i punked you, i punked you all, its so funny, his son and his wife leave, his daughter starts to cry :lol:

#341707Post 10 of 20

I picture thesightless as some wierd cross between regis filbin (sp?) and the baby from family guy laughing hysterically at a recording of someone about to die and calling onstar...not sure of the correct smiley here, it's either :lol: or :twisted: ...

#341709Post 11 of 20

[quote=Jibgolly]chem, Onstar is a service provided for people who lock themselves out of their cars. they put devices in cars and when people lock themslves out, and call Onstar, the door can be unlocked via satellite transmission.

sounds crazy, but its true. and they record these frantic phone calls people make and play them on the radio and tv here.[/quote]

lol, that sounds pretty cool, i wonder how long before we "adopt" that here :P

#341710Post 12 of 20

i dont watch mtv.

#341713Post 13 of 20

neither do i, but i saw the commercial flipping the channels, and died of laughter :lol:

#341754Post 14 of 20

^ likely story! you are an avid mtv fanatic.

#341755Post 15 of 20

eeew no :roll:

#341775Post 16 of 20

[quote=diskofreak]^^ ever see the tv commercial for the new season of p'unked, this old man pretends to have a heart attack and die, his son in law is on the phone trying to get an ambulence,everyones freakin out, getting water and his meds, then he starts to laugh as his wife is crying over his body, he's like i punked you, i punked you all, its so funny, his son and his wife leave, his daughter starts to cry :lol:[/quote]

:CrackUp: That one is freakin hilarious.

#341836Post 17 of 20

[quote=cneill]I picture thesightless as some wierd cross between regis filbin (sp?) and the baby from family guy laughing hysterically at a recording of someone about to die and calling onstar...not sure of the correct smiley here, it's either :lol: or :twisted: ...[/quote]

actually i think i am pretty kind hearted. i just have a really weird sense of humor. admitting is the first step, accepting, the second, embracing the third.

but yeah the mix is about right. regis is my idol. would love to be on TV, especially after getting the network to bounce a schrewd hag like kathy lee and going young and cute. and yes i share stewie's plans for world domination. :D

just imagine. proton radio and eccentric beats pumping out of loud speakers on the streets ala stalin's tactics and legalized cloning of hugh hefner's monthly playmates. oh yeah, and we be using samuel adams and guiness as currency,(dont know how i'd accomplish it, but i would.)

#341837Post 18 of 20

Re: OK, now i know im going to hell quick

oh yeah, sorry to thier supporters/citizens, but the following things would be eliminated.

  1. WWE
  2. fenway park during a home game against Arizona preferebly.
  3. the descendents of JFK ( i really like cuban cigars)
  4. the entire NY jets coaching staff and management, cept herm edwards, i like him, he is funny.
  5. anyone who protests outside of madison square garden when im am going to or coming home from work.
  6. the entire staff at the garden city IRS office.
  7. and on a side note. anyone driving down the wrong way of a one way street will, by law, be required to walk backwards all the time.(cept when peeing,...ewww) :D
#341842Post 19 of 20

I haven't seen any of these OnStar commercials, but I think it's pretty freakin weak that they market their product on people's fears...

but then again, that's what insurance companies do, so what am I talking about?

#341875Post 20 of 20

onstar actually is included in cars, i think you can have it installed, but i they really dont promote it. the only way they make cash off it, is through thier cell network they run off it. the emergency service is free for life in my car.

still though, someone funny about the words ""we've had an electrical emergency"" 2 men down!~

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