peeboner.

(aka morning wood not in the morn.)

I've always used 'pissharder'.

ever wake up with morning wood when you have to piss real bad? I-m-p-o-s-s-i-b-l-e.

^ just lay down over the toilet and your money... hahah.

you just gotta take a few steps back and hope your aim is on par(usually when youre half sleeping its not but what can you do?) . also dont forget to compensate for any breeze that might be running through the house. All in all you pretty well screwed :RockOn:

buy "oops, i crapped my pants"

Re: my new favorite word

just get in the shower and let rip

Playing the fountain with an ODOL is doable, except when you've been playin' or wielding it the night before...in that case it's gonna be a big guess where the yellow spring is going to end up. :mrgreen:

[quote=skahound]I've always used 'pissharder'.[/quote]

and what exactly have you used it for? :shock:

[quote=picklemonkey]ever wake up with morning wood when you have to piss real bad? I-m-p-o-s-s-i-b-l-e.[/quote]

here is a solution.. just imagine a toilet there

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Yeah, get a nice warm shower to relax all the muscles, or a cold one to get rid of the wood. Whatever takes your fancy.

new words are great because no one else knows what they might mean. Sometimes you just need to speak in total jibberish to get the right word out of your mouth. HSUUHQI UDHIIIW DOWUDDD!!! Choke on that one baby!

so how 'bout them Kansas City Chiefs?

try pacing. or standing in front of the open refrigerator. works for me.

i also use "true that"

Loser is my word of the day.

[quote=picklemonkey]ever wake up with morning wood when you have to piss real bad? I-m-p-o-s-s-i-b-l-e.[/quote]

You definitely have to take a couple of steps back, and make sure to grab hold. if all else fails, go outside. :lol:

Hmm.. guess I've now discovered there actually is one time it's beneficial to be female, since we don't wake up with any morning wood & have no issue with aim.... But overall- there have been MANY a Drunken Tore Up night outside- that I'm sure any female would heve LOVED to not have had to find a place to hide & squat... & just been able to pull it out & piss :roll:

Oh yah- & after AssHat.... i just heard a guy call another guy in my office ButtFrog! hahahaha

[quote=CrazyMadFlyGirl]Hmm.. guess I've now discovered there actually is one time it's beneficial to be female, since we don't wake up with any morning wood & have no issue with aim.... But overall- there have been MANY a Drunken Tore Up night outside- that I'm sure any female would heve LOVED to not have had to find a place to hide & squat... & just been able to pull it out & piss :roll:

Oh yah- & after AssHat.... [b]i just heard a guy call another guy in my office ButtFrog! [/b]hahahaha[/quote]

i know who i would use that name for in your office, lol

[quote=CrazyMadFlyGirl]- there have been MANY a Drunken Tore Up night outside- that I'm sure any female would heve LOVED to not have had to find a place to hide & squat... & just been able to pull it out & piss [/quote] .....why are my pants wet? :WTF: :CrackUp: