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Dumb things Americans belive in

53 durable postsStarted 2010-08-26Latest 2010-08-27
#87047Post 1 of 53

[url]http://www.newsweek.com/photo/2010/08/24/dumb-things-americans-believe.html?gt1=43002[/url]

Eg. Obama is muslim, the sun revolves around the earth ...

#1404420Post 2 of 53

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lol yeah, there are the masses of average man.... but America is intrepid and vast. when you think you've come to know every aspect of it, you'll then be blowin away by a whole new world of higher tier craziness. there's the morons all the way up to the super initiate. we work to death, sleep little, and run shit with precision. America the brave, America the beautiful :D

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#1404430Post 3 of 53

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That they are a free society.
They went to Iraq because of 9/11 Their job is to spread freedom everywhere We are in an economic recovery Obama, Obama, Obama (Need I say More?) You show mercy to countries (liberate them) by drone bombing them and killing millions of civilians Must defend Israel.. Must defend Israel.. Must defend Israel (Yet nobody knows why exactly)

Just some quick ones off the top of my head

#1404431Post 4 of 53

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Nobody knows why squirrels turn around while crossing a road if a car comes. All we need to understand is that they truly believe in what they're doing.

#1404492Post 5 of 53

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I lol'd when I read that pickle...:lol:

#1404494Post 6 of 53

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i can understand that i'm going to look like an idiot if i say the sun revolves around the earth... but who really cares if i know if i know that judaism is older than christianty and islam? some of these are silly.

tbh, i still swear there are still monsters under my bed.

#1404495Post 7 of 53

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I'm just tired of all the America/American bashing threads, be it humorous in intent. Even WITH all the allegedly stupid people, it is the most powerful/successful nation in the world, imagine what it makes of the rest (esp those pointing fingers).

#1404497Post 8 of 53

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^ couldn't agree more. i'm a little irritated with not the thread so much, but more so the article.

#1404500Post 9 of 53

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i think it's sad...

#1404518Post 10 of 53

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[QUOTE=Kamal;885744]I'm just tired of all the America/American bashing threads, be it humorous in intent. Even WITH all the allegedly stupid people, it is the most powerful/successful nation in the world, imagine what it makes of the rest (esp those pointing fingers).[/QUOTE]

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#1404520Post 11 of 53

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I have to sayyyyy...I do prefer this one :

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#1404526Post 12 of 53

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doesnt surprise me!

#1404535Post 13 of 53

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fuck this america hating shit. look at the nonsense the rest of the world believes.

brb, drinking tiger penis tea to cure arthritis. lolz. brb, elephant tusks bring magical powers brb, albinos are the devil's children brb, ad nauseum.....

that say, and I'll stand corrected if I'm shown otherwise, but according to Islam, Obama is a Muslim. So uh, take that ;)

#1404566Post 14 of 53

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At Kamal-Right there with ya bud! :) The F'ng hating has gotten as old as the current state of pop music. Constantly blasting on the radio, not much variety but somehow seems to keep perpetuating. We got the point people. A lot of the world looks at the Americans as dumbasses, but thats as ignorant as me thinking all Germans wear lederhosen. Haters- Get off your soap box, go outside, put on a blindfold and play in traffic please. I Love my country...America!

#1404576Post 15 of 53

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whilst I'm agreeing on the anti american sentiment getting old, in defence of the OP, the newsweek article itself is named "Dumb things Americans believe" so its hard not to title the thread the same way!

#1404579Post 16 of 53

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yes but the fact that the article is being posted again to show how dumb americans are, in itself is getting frustratingly old.

#1404581Post 17 of 53

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America FTW!! :vuvu:

#1404585Post 18 of 53

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[QUOTE=runningman;885666]That they are a free society. They went to Iraq because of 9/11 Their job is to spread freedom everywhere We are in an economic recovery Obama, Obama, Obama (Need I say More?) You show mercy to countries (liberate them) by drone bombing them and killing millions of civilians Must defend Israel.. Must defend Israel.. Must defend Israel (Yet nobody knows why exactly)

Just some quick ones off the top of my head[/QUOTE]

You didn't make it to page 5

[QUOTE] Even years after claims that Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction or had links to the September 11 attacks had been debunked, not all Americans were convinced. In a [URL="http://www.newsweek.com/2007/09/04/dunce-cap-nation.html"]June 2007 NEWSWEEK poll[/URL], four years after the invasion of Iraq, 41 percent believed Saddam was involved in 9/11—even though President Bush had [URL="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/3118262.stm"]said otherwise[/URL] as early as September 2003. Wild views on 9/11 are in fact still rampant. In September 2009, Public Policy Polling [URL="http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/pdf/surveys/2009_Archives/PPP_Release_National_9231210.pdf"]found[/URL] that a quarter of Democrats suspected Bush had something to do with the attacks. Meanwhile, many Americans also remain convinced that Saddam had WMDs, even though inspectors haven't found any in the seven years since the invasion. Still, as of 2006, half of Americans believed that, [URL="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/08/07/AR2006080700189.html"]according to Harris[/URL]. Who knows [URL="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/steve-clemons/cheneys-compulsive-obsess_b_98392.html"]where they got that idea[/URL]? [/QUOTE]

#1404588Post 19 of 53

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[QUOTE=chunky;885838]You didn't make it to page 5[/QUOTE]

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#1404589Post 20 of 53

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[QUOTE=feather;885654][URL]http://www.newsweek.com/photo/2010/08/24/dumb-things-americans-believe.html?gt1=43002[/URL]

Eg. Obama is muslim, the sun revolves around the earth ...[/QUOTE]

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obtuse poast, dewwwwdd. let's make it mitigatable ;)

#1404591Post 21 of 53

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the best thing to happen to this thread is biden :lol:

#1404593Post 22 of 53

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gasp! almost forgot our big man! :p

:Twilo:

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[QUOTE=runningman;885666] Obama, Obama, Obama

[/QUOTE]

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#1404600Post 23 of 53

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[QUOTE=runningman;885666]That they are a free society.
They went to Iraq because of 9/11 Their job is to spread freedom everywhere We are in an economic recovery Obama, Obama, Obama (Need I say More?) You show mercy to countries (liberate them) by drone bombing them and killing millions of civilians Must defend Israel.. Must defend Israel.. Must defend Israel (Yet nobody knows why exactly)

Just some quick ones off the top of my head[/QUOTE]

check this out:

dumb things the Koreans believe in:

Kimchi cures everything don't wash your hair before a big test, otherwise your studying will wash away too it's ok to live with your parents until you get married you have to be at work before your boss and you can't leave before him foreigners can't marry Koreans because they will taint the blood pool Korean language is better than all other languages because it can express emotions better If you eat dog meat it will make you fertile, but only if you beat the dog to death because hitting it releases the good chemicals in its muscles Artists and musicians have shitty jobs and shame their families, you should only be a business man. Only the male passes on his genetic code to children

Those Krazy Koreans! I could add more, really you could do this for any nationality.

#1404610Post 24 of 53

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jesus, runningman, give it a rest.:deadhorse:

#1404620Post 25 of 53

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there's a big difference between the things you mentioned about korea and the things in the article. this is mostly cultural stuff and you cant blame anyone for his cultural values. the articles just unveils plain lack of general knowledge. or else i could add sth like that: americans allow you to buy or own deathly guns just like that but you cant even drink liquor in public...

#1404622Post 26 of 53

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shooting guns in public while drinking liquor is awesome.

#1404624Post 27 of 53

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[QUOTE=xellsys;885879]there's a big difference between the things you mentioned about korea and the things in the article. this is mostly cultural stuff and you cant blame anyone for his cultural values.[/QUOTE]

you can't be serious about even suggesting that this facet is an acceptable part of someone's (or anyone's for that matter) "culture".

[QUOTE=tiddles;885854]If you eat dog meat it will make you fertile, but only if you beat the dog to death because hitting it releases the good chemicals in its muscles[/QUOTE]

I didn't realize beating a domesticated animal to death, cooking it and then feeding on it was "ok" in ANY culture, just to get a few athletic "swimmers", all in the name of procreation.

#1404636Post 28 of 53

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[QUOTE=Kamal;885844]the best thing to happen to this thread is biden :lol:[/QUOTE]

I was really partial to the dog smoking a pipe

#1404640Post 29 of 53

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[QUOTE=xellsys;885879]there's a big difference between the things you mentioned about korea and the things in the article. this is mostly cultural stuff and you cant blame anyone for his cultural values. the articles just unveils plain lack of general knowledge. or else i could add sth like that: americans allow you to buy or own deathly guns just like that but you cant even drink liquor in public...[/QUOTE]

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#1404654Post 30 of 53

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[QUOTE=i!!ustrious;885900][IMG]http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/3/3375636.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

fuck zyzz. that guys a phaggot.

in the mean time, apropos the thread subject

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#1404657Post 31 of 53

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this thread is now an american adoration thread.

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^i superimposed this in cs3 in about 5m tops. i am a god.

#1404661Post 32 of 53

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[QUOTE=xellsys;885879]there's a big difference between the things you mentioned about korea and the things in the article. this is mostly cultural stuff and you cant blame anyone for his cultural values. the articles just unveils plain lack of general knowledge. or else i could add sth like that: americans allow you to buy or own deathly guns just like that but you cant even drink liquor in public...[/QUOTE] yeah, i realize that after i posted it actually:lol:

I thought about comparing the benefits of eating dog meat to americans believing bible stories, but i think i'm done with this thread;)

#1404664Post 33 of 53

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[QUOTE=Kamal;885883]you can't be serious about even suggesting that this facet is an acceptable part of someone's (or anyone's for that matter) "culture". [/QUOTE] well that's why i wrote [I]mostly[/I] right...?

#1404673Post 34 of 53

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Sorry about the thread but you guys should chill out. I thought it's funny and passed it along, I didn't add my own opinion to the post because I'm neutral on the topic.

Besides I'm Asian, I've probably copped more 'hate and racial bullshit' than most people on this board.

BTW none of you noticed I spelt 'believe' wrongly in the title. :p

#1404676Post 35 of 53

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i before e! except after c! :D

#1404677Post 36 of 53

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[QUOTE=xellsys;885928]well that's why i wrote [I]mostly[/I] right...?[/QUOTE]

I just posted the most drastic one, but other than 3 out of 9 (maybe even 4) weird ones, is [I]mostly[/I]?

[QUOTE=tiddles;885854]check this out:

dumb things the Koreans believe in:

Kimchi cures everything don't wash your hair before a big test, otherwise your studying will wash away too it's ok to live with your parents until you get married you have to be at work before your boss and you can't leave before him foreigners can't marry Koreans because they will taint the blood pool Korean language is better than all other languages because it can express emotions better If you eat dog meat it will make you fertile, but only if you beat the dog to death because hitting it releases the good chemicals in its muscles Artists and musicians have shitty jobs and shame their families, you should only be a business man. Only the male passes on his genetic code to children

Those Krazy Koreans! I could add more, really you could do this for any nationality.[/QUOTE]

#1404718Post 37 of 53

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[QUOTE=xellsys;885879]there's a big difference between the things you mentioned about korea and the things in the article. this is mostly cultural stuff and you cant blame anyone for his cultural values. the articles just unveils plain lack of general knowledge. or else i could add sth like that: americans allow you to buy or own deathly guns just like that but you cant even drink liquor in public...[/QUOTE]

I agree with this...most of these things are part of Korea's history...beliefs that developed over a long period of time almost like traditions...while the list of US shit is just pretty stupid really. Also I think this US bashing is good...so some people get of their high horse...every nation is a steaming pile of shit and I really don't think there is anything to be proud of regardless...if you are White, Black, Hispanic or Asian...or if you're English, Scottish, American or Japanese...its all the same made up pile of shit for faggots to masturbate over...you should be proud of your family, friends and your own achievements. Being proud of your country is plain retarded like...being proud you have blue or greed eyes???

#1404725Post 38 of 53

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[QUOTE=Shpira;885988]I agree with this...most of these things are part of Korea's history...beliefs that developed over a long period of time almost like traditions...while the list of US shit is just pretty stupid really. Also I think this US bashing is good...so some people get of their high horse...every nation is a steaming pile of shit and I really don't think there is anything to be proud of regardless...if you are White, Black, Hispanic or Asian...or if you're English, Scottish, American or Japanese...its all the same made up pile of shit for faggots to masturbate over...you should be proud of your family, friends and your own achievements. Being proud of your country is plain retarded like...being proud you have blue or greed eyes???[/QUOTE]

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#1404730Post 39 of 53

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Boy am I sorry I started this thread.

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#1404734Post 40 of 53

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[QUOTE=Shpira;885988]I agree with this...most of these things are part of Korea's history...beliefs that developed over a long period of time almost like traditions...while the list of US shit is just pretty stupid really. Also I think this US bashing is good...so some people get of their high horse...every nation is a steaming pile of shit and I really don't think there is anything to be proud of regardless...if you are White, Black, Hispanic or Asian...or if you're English, Scottish, American or Japanese...its all the same made up pile of shit for faggots to masturbate over...you should be proud of your family, friends and your own achievements. Being proud of your country is plain retarded like...being proud you have blue or greed eyes???[/QUOTE]

seriously? no really ..... almost all of the people who have bashed the US have probably never been here. This mentality of keeping your head in the sand and farting opinions from the other end about the stupidity of a country, thanks to a handful of retarded people is just seriously bizarre.

And what was posted about Korea is just one of those examples about the stupidity prevailing in other countries.

Just because a million people in a community/country inherit a stupid belief shouldn't be a free-ticket to making it an acceptable cultural facet just because the mass of a population lives by it. Are you trying to tell me that IF the entire population of the US were to step up and make it a part of the belief system to do all of the stupid things that most of you on here are bashing, you would be here to defend it? Seriously bro, get real.

People in glass houses.....

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