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Mastercard Wedding

17 durable postsStarted 2004-12-21Latest 2004-12-22
#7989Post 1 of 17

MASTERCARD Wedding

(Got this from another site, but had to share it) This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and mentioned on Jay Leno. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "Fuck you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "Fuck you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends................$32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion.................................$ 3,000.

Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui.............................$ 8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man..........Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD!

#323455Post 2 of 17

Re: Mastercard Wedding

that's hilarious ! indeed the looks on their faces one couldn't buy even with a mastercard :d :P :P :P

#323466Post 3 of 17

:Respect: :Respect: :Respect: :Respect: :Respect: :Respect:

#323467Post 4 of 17

HAHAHA1 damn that is too funny. sucks for that guy though afterwards... even after that stunt, i bet the groom feels like total asshole.

#323470Post 5 of 17

why would he feel like an asshole after his fiance cheated on him with his best friend ? there would be no level of redemption to satisfy me after that although what he did comes pretty damn close

#323471Post 6 of 17

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, I'm out."

#323475Post 7 of 17

this has been around for ages tho;

real or urban legend??

#323485Post 8 of 17

[url]http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarras/bothered.htm[/url]

#323489Post 9 of 17

Re: Mastercard Wedding

bwahahahahahahahhaa :RightOn:

#323518Post 10 of 17

Re: Mastercard Wedding

that urban legend site is very handy, tnx peeps

#323535Post 11 of 17

this has been on [ms] a few times before also.. wait, maybe that is an urban legend.. sorry

[url]http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/viewtopic.php?highlight=mastercard&t=2171[/url]

#323539Post 12 of 17

klassic smart dude! :RockOn:

#323545Post 13 of 17

Re: Mastercard Wedding

yeah already on MS but always makes laugh :lol:

#323572Post 14 of 17

even though it's not true it's still funny as shit.

#323579Post 15 of 17

I guess if Jay Leno said something about it on his show then you know it must be true :roll:

#323581Post 16 of 17

[quote=Huggie Smiles]this has been around for ages tho;

real or urban legend??[/quote]

urban legend... how many emails of this do i get fwd'd a year... :?

#323639Post 17 of 17

[quote=Terry]why would he feel like an asshole after his fiance cheated on him with his best friend ? there would be no level of redemption to satisfy me after that although what he did comes pretty damn close[/quote]

read my post again.... not what i said.

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