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Pat Robertson - Haiti hit by earthquake b/c of their deal w/ Satan

21 durable postsStarted 2010-01-14Latest 2010-01-20

#79251Post 1 of 212010-01-14

[url]http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/01/14/white-house-robertson-remark-haiti-earthquake-utterly-stupid/[/url]

[quote] Robertson, founder of the Christian Broadcasting Network and host of "The 700 Club," said on his show Wednesday that a "pact to the devil" -- dating back to the 18th century when Haitian slaves sought freedom from the French -- is to blame for Haiti's misfortune. "They said we will serve you if you get us free from the French. True story," Robertson said. "Ever since, they have been cursed by one thing after the other."

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:roll:

#1321946Post 2 of 212010-01-14

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Pat Robertson is a loon of the highest degree, anyone who buys into his shit should sterlized and as well as all their kin, the ultimate reactionary and to think he could have been president back in the late 80's is a very scary reflection, oh satan will be waiting for the cocksucker when his deal goes down and on hot coals he will dance forever, total twat.

#1321954Post 3 of 212010-01-14

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[QUOTE=AntonyM;824830] total twat.[/QUOTE]

couldn't agree more

#1321958Post 4 of 212010-01-14

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tosser of the highest order

#1321962Post 5 of 212010-01-14

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over it, the man clearly has some form of dementia

#1321968Post 6 of 212010-01-14

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He suffers from the religion disease...

#1321971Post 7 of 212010-01-14

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[QUOTE=floridaorange;824847]the man clearly has some form of dementia[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=labmonkey;824854]He suffers from the religion disease...[/QUOTE]

Yeah , you're both right.

Let's hope he dies himself for no other reason than he doesn't believe in santa claus

fucking arsehole

#1321977Post 8 of 212010-01-15

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[QUOTE=labmonkey;824854]He suffers from the religion disease...[/QUOTE] That's the one!! Terrible disease !!

You wouldn't catch an atheist saying anything like that :)

#1322350Post 9 of 212010-01-15

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what an asshole...

#1322414Post 10 of 212010-01-16

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you don't need satan's help to beat the french

#1322418Post 11 of 212010-01-16

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:roflmao:

#1322491Post 12 of 212010-01-16

Re: Pat Robertson - Haiti hit by earthquake b/c of their deal w/ Satan

It seems the "Devil" has replied.

[url]http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2010/01/the_devil_writes_pat_robertson.html[/url]

[B]The 'Devil' Writes Pat Robertson A Letter[/B]


 6:03

January 15, 2010 [URL="http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2010/01/the_devil_writes_pat_robertson.html#commentBlock"]comments [/URL]

				 						          		 				 				 		            			           [B]By Frank James[/B]

The Minneapolis Star-Tribune [URL="http://www.startribune.com/opinion/letters/81595442.html?elr=KArks7PYDiaK7DUqEiaDUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aUU"]published a letter[/URL] from Satan to evangelist Pat Robertson, responding to his comment that Haiti's persistent troubles, including the earthquake, are due to a pact the nation made with Mephistopheles. Actually, it wasn't Satan who wrote the letter but Lilly Coyle of Minneapolis writing in the persona of the hellish one. I think she got it down pretty well. What say you? [INDENT]Dear Pat Robertson,[/INDENT]
[INDENT] I know that you know that all press is good press, so I appreciate the shout-out. And you make God look like a big mean bully who kicks people when they are down, so I'm all over that action. [/INDENT] [INDENT]But when you say that Haiti has made a pact with me, it is totally humiliating. I may be evil incarnate, but I'm no welcher. The way you put it, making a deal with me leaves folks desperate and impoverished.[/INDENT] [INDENT]Sure, in the afterlife, but when I strike bargains with people, they first get something here on earth -- glamour, beauty, talent, wealth, fame, glory, a golden fiddle. Those Haitians have nothing, and I mean nothing. And that was before the earthquake. Haven't you seen "Crossroads"? Or "Damn Yankees"? [/INDENT] [INDENT]If I had a thing going with Haiti, there'd be lots of banks, skyscrapers, SUVs, exclusive night clubs, Botox -- that kind of thing. An 80 percent poverty rate is so not my style. Nothing against it -- I'm just saying: Not how I roll. [/INDENT] [INDENT]You're doing great work, Pat, and I don't want to clip your wings -- just, come on, you're making me look bad. And not the good kind of bad. Keep blaming God. That's working. But leave me out of it, please. Or we may need to renegotiate your own contract.[/INDENT] [INDENT] Best, Satan[/INDENT] [INDENT]LILY COYLE, MINNEAPOLIS[/INDENT]

#1322624Post 13 of 212010-01-17

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:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

#1322641Post 14 of 212010-01-17

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why in the world do people still listen to these wackos.

#1322643Post 15 of 212010-01-17

Re: Pat Robertson - Haiti hit by earthquake b/c of their deal w/ Satan

[QUOTE=pdowney;825442]It seems the "Devil" has replied.

[URL]http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2010/01/the_devil_writes_pat_robertson.html[/URL]

 [B]The 'Devil' Writes Pat Robertson A Letter[/B]


 6:03

January 15, 2010 [URL="http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2010/01/the_devil_writes_pat_robertson.html#commentBlock"]comments [/URL]

                                                                                                                                           [B]By Frank James[/B]

The Minneapolis Star-Tribune [URL="http://www.startribune.com/opinion/letters/81595442.html?elr=KArks7PYDiaK7DUqEiaDUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aUU"]published a letter[/URL] from Satan to evangelist Pat Robertson, responding to his comment that Haiti's persistent troubles, including the earthquake, are due to a pact the nation made with Mephistopheles. Actually, it wasn't Satan who wrote the letter but Lilly Coyle of Minneapolis writing in the persona of the hellish one. I think she got it down pretty well. What say you?[INDENT]Dear Pat Robertson,[/INDENT][INDENT] I know that you know that all press is good press, so I appreciate the shout-out. And you make God look like a big mean bully who kicks people when they are down, so I'm all over that action. [/INDENT][INDENT]But when you say that Haiti has made a pact with me, it is totally humiliating. I may be evil incarnate, but I'm no welcher. The way you put it, making a deal with me leaves folks desperate and impoverished.[/INDENT][INDENT]Sure, in the afterlife, but when I strike bargains with people, they first get something here on earth -- glamour, beauty, talent, wealth, fame, glory, a golden fiddle. Those Haitians have nothing, and I mean nothing. And that was before the earthquake. Haven't you seen "Crossroads"? Or "Damn Yankees"? [/INDENT][INDENT]If I had a thing going with Haiti, there'd be lots of banks, skyscrapers, SUVs, exclusive night clubs, Botox -- that kind of thing. An 80 percent poverty rate is so not my style. Nothing against it -- I'm just saying: Not how I roll. [/INDENT][INDENT]You're doing great work, Pat, and I don't want to clip your wings -- just, come on, you're making me look bad. And not the good kind of bad. Keep blaming God. That's working. But leave me out of it, please. [B]Or we may need to renegotiate your own contract.[/B][/INDENT][INDENT] Best, Satan[/INDENT][INDENT]LILY COYLE, MINNEAPOLIS[/INDENT][/QUOTE]

good shit, but that last line really brings it home, lol

#1322830Post 16 of 212010-01-18

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[QUOTE=bobjuice;824857]Let's hope he dies himself for no other reason than he doesn't believe in santa claus[/QUOTE] :shock:

The reply in the newspaper is excellent :lol:

#1322847Post 17 of 212010-01-18

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:shock:[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue] He never know when to keep his mouth shut!!!!!!!!![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

#1322850Post 18 of 212010-01-18

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:roll:[FONT=Century Gothic][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue] What a Losser !!!!!! 8)[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

#1322865Post 19 of 212010-01-18

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[QUOTE=Satan]If I had a thing going with ______, there'd be lots of banks, skyscrapers, SUVs, exclusive night clubs, Botox -- that kind of thing.[/QUOTE]

Insert the city/country of your choice.:p;)

'ole Pat R. never dissappoints. His ass is like a storage shed & he pulls shit out of it on the regular.

#1323407Post 20 of 212010-01-20

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What's a losser?

#1323433Post 21 of 212010-01-20

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^:)