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Scientology > all religions

32 durable postsStarted 2009-08-18Latest 2009-08-24
#73928Post 1 of 32

scientology Pamphlet presents the great leaders of religious history, from Buddha to Christ, all lined up evolution-chart style beneath a dinner-jacketed Scientologist wielding his oversized official handbook.

[IMG]http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/sceintologyevolution.jpg[/IMG]

from here: [URL]http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/2009/08/with_crappy_photoshopping_the_church_of_scientology_risks_a_fatwa.php[/URL]

Nobody ever accused the Cult of L. Ron of PR expertise.

As we pointed out in [URL="http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/2009/08/a_studies_in_crap_anniversary_clip_show_seven_amusing_pieces_of_crap_not_worth_full_columns_kansas_city_scientology.php"]yesterday's Studies in Crap post[/URL], the hilariously titled promotional pamphlet "Scientology: Something CAN Be Done About It" features a doozy of a photo-illustration guaranteed to offend, say, three-fourths of the world's religious believers.

It presents the great leaders of religious history, from Buddha to Christ, all lined up evolution-chart style beneath a dinner-jacketed Scientologist wielding his oversized official handbook.

The implication: All of religious history has been building to this schmo measuring your thetans.

[URL="http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/sceintologyevolution.jpg"][IMG]http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/assets_c/2009/08/sceintologyevolution-thumb-400x299.jpg[/IMG][/URL]​ What truly startles, though, is the inclusion of Mohammad just to the left of that bored looking bed-sheet Jesus. Yes, only the prophet's eyes and hands are visible, but that's not likely to comfort followers of [URL="http://www.religionfacts.com/islam/things/depictions-of-muhammad-in-islamic-art.htm"]the Hadith rules that strictly forbid[/URL] any such depiction. Remember [URL="http://www.villagevoice.com/2006-02-14/news/the-cartoons-conspiracy/"]those Danish cartoons[/URL] a couple years back? Here's Mohammed and a friend.

[URL="http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/scientologysomethingcanjesusandmo.jpg"][IMG]http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/assets_c/2009/08/scientologysomethingcanjesusandmo-thumb-333x468.jpg[/IMG][/URL]​ When it comes to offending all faiths with garish Photoshoppery, the Scientologists hit for the cycle.

Great stuff! hahaha

#1258750Post 2 of 32

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this is made of fail and aids

booooooooooooo

gtfo here with this shit

#1258752Post 3 of 32

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^ditto

#1258754Post 4 of 32

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anybody hear of

Rosicrucianism

#1258755Post 5 of 32

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^ "know, dare, will" -- "remain silent"

gg k thx no re

#1258757Post 6 of 32

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[QUOTE=i!!ustrious;779368]^ "know, dare, will" -- "remain silent"

gg k thx no re[/QUOTE]

you have knowledge

then why do you eat at taco bell?

#1258760Post 7 of 32

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i have no knowledge, i'm to busy transmuting it into wisdom in everyday life.

#1258767Post 8 of 32

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is that tom cruise at the top?

#1258791Post 9 of 32

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[quote=i!!ustrious;779363]this is made of fail and aids

booooooooooooo

gtfo here with this shit[/quote]

i'm down for a laugh..

#1258805Post 10 of 32

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[IMG]http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/967/chanology.jpg[/IMG]

#1258806Post 11 of 32

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scientfoology

#1258843Post 12 of 32

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[This post has been removed at the request of the Church of Scientology]

#1258849Post 13 of 32

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hahaha, its not even a fuckin religion, its a cult i see the drones everyday crawling around downtown clearwater.. laughable

#1258869Post 14 of 32

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I hear every time someone listens to deadmau5 a scientologist gets his wings.

#1258874Post 15 of 32

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^^^ thats funny, when i listen to deadmouse my ears bleed

#1258936Post 16 of 32

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Hating Deadmau5 is so 2008, Oaky is the go in 2009 . :lol:

Btw. I don't hate either :)

#1258941Post 17 of 32

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i second. deamau5 has made some cool tracks - i couldnt care less if its fashionable to hate him...

#1258980Post 18 of 32

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^[IMG]http://www.socaltrailriders.org/gallery/data/883/ThreadHijackOnecopy.jpg[/IMG]

#1258985Post 19 of 32

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Kittens are so cute. :D How's your little one going ??

#1262067Post 20 of 32

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[QUOTE=Steve Graham;779498]^^^ thats funny, when i listen to deadmouse my ears bleed[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a194/Sabre1489/lolwut.gif[/IMG]

#1262103Post 21 of 32

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[quote=DIDI;779620]Kittens are so cute. :D How's your little one going ??[/quote]

She good but back with the x wife where she belongs - I'm allergic to cats!

#1262121Post 22 of 32

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Oh no :lol:

This thread really has been hijacked hasn't it ! :lol: :lol: :lol:

#1262170Post 23 of 32

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I like Kittens

#1262294Post 24 of 32

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who said anything about hating? he's probably a cool bloke, just dont rate him as a.. whatever he is

#1262375Post 25 of 32

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[quote=Steve Graham;780171]who said anything about hating? he's probably a cool bloke, just dont rate him as a.. whatever he is[/quote]

:CrackUp::CrackUp::CrackUp::CrackUp::CrackUp::CrackUp::CrackUp::CrackUp::CrackUp::CrackUp::CrackUp::CrackUp::CrackUp::CrackUp:

#1262661Post 26 of 32

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I'd venture to say that most people in the world who are strongly devoted to a well-defined spiritual or religious dogma have a pamphlet like this etched into their minds - with their ideology at the top, of course. These guys just had the gall to put it on paper.

#1262667Post 27 of 32

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[quote=Miroslav;780570]I'd venture to say that most people in the world who are strongly devoted to a well-defined spiritual or religious dogma have a pamphlet like this etched into their minds - with their ideology at the top, of course. These guys just had the gall to put it on paper.[/quote]

AAhhha,someone finally got back to wot this thread is about. Id guess religion is too tuff a subject to start about,thats why not a whole lot of peeps have put their tuppence worth in. Personally i think we are all brainwashed into whatever religion we are brought up in. When we get a bit older we decide to look into other ways of life and they are all the same brainwashed shit that we learnt at school,just in a diferent lingo.As a great man once said........................................................................................................... .....................................................................................................................

In the beginning there was Jack ... and Jack had a groove And from this groove came the grooves of all grooves. And while one day viciously throwing down on his box, Jack boldly declared "Let There Be House" and House music was born. "I am you see, I am the creator and this is my house And in my house there is only House Music. But I am not so selfish because once you enter my house it then becomes our house and our House Music. And, you see, no one man owns house because House Music is a universal language spoken and understood by all. You see, House is a feeling that no one can understand really unless you're deep into the vibe of House. House is an uncontrollable desire to Jack your body. And as I told you before this is our House and our House Music. And every House you understand there is a keeper. And in this house the keeper is Jack. Now some of you might wonder who is Jack and what is it that Jack does. Jack is the one who gives you the power to Jack your body! Jack is the one who gives you the power to do the snake! Jack is the one who gives you the key to the wiggly worm! Jack is the one who learns you how to whop your body! Jack is the one that can bring nations and nations of all Jackers together under one house! You may be black, you may be white, you may be Jew or Gentile. It don't make a difference in our house. And this is fresh!"

That is the only religion we know,that splits no boundaries,creeds,colours or preferences. so really we should all just worship jack!!!

#1262721Post 28 of 32

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Didi loves Scooter - its her new religion :)

#1262936Post 29 of 32

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Nup !! Still faithful :lol: :lol: :lol:

#1263153Post 30 of 32

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DIDI is a hernanite - :D

#1263168Post 31 of 32

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^^^See I have created my own religion :lol:

#1263271Post 32 of 32

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[quote=Garrick;779382]is that tom cruise at the top?[/quote]

:lol:

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