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When you die...

38 durable postsStarted 2004-12-06Latest 2004-12-09
#7392Post 1 of 38

....what do you want written on your tomb stone for people to remember you by? :lol:

#313583Post 2 of 38

[size=7]Here lies Musical Journey. John Digweed told him to "fuck off". Now he has. May he Rest In Peace.[/size]

#313584Post 3 of 38

^^ haha, nice one geezer

#313585Post 4 of 38

here lies the beat brother that could not stop......R.I.P.(rhythm in progress)......

#313588Post 5 of 38

Ick, I cant begin to even think about this!!!

#313590Post 6 of 38

[quote=DreamGirlie]I have the pussy so i make the rules [/quote]

:lol:

#313591Post 7 of 38

'I told you I wasn't feeling ok'

actually I saw that one on a tombstone :P

#313594Post 8 of 38

[quote=Musical Journey][quote=DreamGirlie]I have the pussy so i make the rules [/quote]

:lol:[/quote]

:lol:

#313598Post 9 of 38

I'm being cremated.

#313600Post 10 of 38

-who read this is a fagget- :mrgreen:

#313602Post 11 of 38

:lol: :twisted: :Naughty:

#313608Post 12 of 38

Here lays a total asshole...too bad he never figured it out.

#313615Post 13 of 38

"Died tragically rescuing his family from the wreckage of a sinking battleship." :wink:

#313622Post 14 of 38

havent thought about that actually.

im more worried about the tune being played as im being cremated

#313624Post 15 of 38

Here Lies The Biggest Bitch We Ever Knew & We Shall Never Miss Her!!!! J/K But thanks for the laugh!!!! :CrackUp: :CrackUp: :CrackUp:

#313625Post 16 of 38

Re: When you die...

loving father great husband good friend

#313631Post 17 of 38

"I'm cupping my balls right now"

#313672Post 18 of 38

[quote=beto]'I told you I wasn't feeling ok'

actually I saw that one on a tombstone :P[/quote]

The Gaelic words "Duirt me leat go raibh me breoite" are written on a guy called Spike Milligans headstone which means "I told you I was ill" Milligan formed the Goons with Peter Sellers, Harry Secombe and Michael Bentine and was widely regarded as one of the greatest influences on British comedy. I still listen to there radio shows now :lol:

#313691Post 19 of 38

i don't know or care, it's not like i'm going to be able to read it anyway, now the music they have to play that's something else..

#313722Post 20 of 38

I don't care as i'll be dead.

#313804Post 21 of 38

[quote]'I told you I wasn't feeling ok'[/quote]

[color=red][size=6]ja ja ja ja ja[/size][/color]

for me the funniest so far

:Homer:

#313809Post 22 of 38

"buried in shit"

#313815Post 23 of 38

i love my wife. she is good in house.

#313819Post 24 of 38

i'm donating my organs to science, and the rest being burned.

i want no tombstone or burial place. kinda demented having a plot of ground where your dead body is filled with embalming fluid and put in a steel case and burried so people can stand over you and cry and remember you.

weird with a capital W.

#313821Post 25 of 38

you make no wife? kids?

:cry:

#313876Post 26 of 38

[quote=beto]'I told you I wasn't feeling ok'

actually I saw that one on a tombstone :P[/quote]

Not sure what I'd write, but that shit just made me laugh...

#313904Post 27 of 38

I'd probably won't even have a stone, maybe just an invoice with some overdue payment for a stone..... i'm always late with those :Hmmm:

#313908Post 28 of 38

jenks, u got it right! why have ur loved ones waste the money on all that nonsense.

#313910Post 29 of 38

[quote=Jenks] weird with a capital W.[/quote]

Then that makes 2 of them in this country.

#313912Post 30 of 38

i wish this was you instead of me but thats ok because soon it will be

made that up just now sweet eh :roll:

#313914Post 31 of 38

[quote=skahound][quote=Jenks] weird with a capital W.[/quote]

Then that makes 2 of them in this country.[/quote]

is see what you're trying to do there...

who is the other one? me?

#313915Post 32 of 38

hey kids, the money is in here with me, HAH :EvilFlic:

#313918Post 33 of 38

Re: When you die...

shittttt I havent even thought about it, :shock:

#313949Post 34 of 38

Re: When you die...

"Touche God"

#313955Post 35 of 38

here lies the body of jonathon pound, who was lost at sea and never found;

#314133Post 36 of 38

[quote=gr8pumpkin]"Died tragically rescuing his family from the wreckage of a sinking battleship." :wink:[/quote]

Love that movie. :wink:

I can't even begin to think about that kinda shit. Hopefully something about my last moments, which were filled with models, money and drugs. Yeah...something like that.

#314171Post 37 of 38

It`s not meant to be a serious question folks, just a bit of a laugh. :roll:

#315080Post 38 of 38

"All I wanted in life was to fuck a squirrel"

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