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Things to say during sex
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^Thanks for that Feather laughed out loud in the office
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CLASSIC!
i just pooped.....a lot....on your dog!
:lol:
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I rofl'd at Heil Hitler. :lol:
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"omg"
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If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!"
[IMG]http://i28.tinypic.com/kds5cw.gif[/IMG] :lol:
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falling a sleeps another good one!
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This would look good poster sized in a frame.
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one time I was getting lucky with this hot broad and her cat tried to climb in my ass. It was weird all of a sudden (I was on bottom) I felt my ass get really hairy and I thought WTF? I shaved my ass what is this? We looked down and her cat was up my ass!!!
Just thought I should add since I remembered that story from the poop on your dog.
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lol'd @ thanks for that....here's a dollar....in change....mostly pennies.
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LOL!! Thanks for the laugh!!
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Do I hear a "Yes Generalissmo!" there? *slap butt
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where is piss on my chest >?
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In your crack or on your back?
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My ex girlfriend would put a strap on, say the dirtiest things and do me so good, damn I miss those days
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^^Madness lol.
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Lol.
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nice one Haziel..:lol:
In my ass.. .like burrowed in there.. it was weird.
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an old squeeze of mine used to always proclaim the following command to me: "pork my shitter baby"
and,
"rip off my beef curtains, and punch this box already"
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[quote=i!!ustrious;770081]an old squeeze of mine used to always proclaim the following command to me: "pork my shitter baby"
and,
"rip off my beef curtains, and punch this box already"[/quote] ....you marry women that say shit like that to you.
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[quote=i!!ustrious;770081]an old squeeze of mine used to always proclaim the following command to me: "pork my shitter baby"
and,
"rip off my beef curtains, and punch this box already"[/quote]
WTF....And I thought I knew some vulgar women... :lol:
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oops...double post..
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hahah - that diagram is hilarious
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[quote=i!!ustrious;770081]an old squeeze of mine used to always proclaim the following command to me: "pork my shitter baby"
and,
"rip off my beef curtains, and punch this box already"[/quote]
say hello to your sis for me :D
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fasho brah. she says you fapstick is wider than it is long! :)
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i still keep in touch with that hunnie who used to rage up like that during hook ups. she has a kid now tho! figures...
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i wonder what palin utters in bed?
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lol pic is hilarious... esp Hiel Hilter :D
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I recorded some dirty talk from one of my ex gf
man the trash that came out of that woman's mouth lol!
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Rip off my beef curtains!
LOL! Sure get's my vote, although I'm not sure if I heard that during sex I wouldn't burst out laughing.