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Things to say during sex

30 durable postsStarted 2009-07-16Latest 2009-07-25
#72887Post 1 of 30

[IMG]http://imgur.com/zZ5Jn.gif[/IMG]

#1246788Post 2 of 30

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^Thanks for that Feather laughed out loud in the office

#1246789Post 3 of 30

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CLASSIC!

i just pooped.....a lot....on your dog!

:lol:

#1246927Post 4 of 30

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I rofl'd at Heil Hitler. :lol:

#1247064Post 5 of 30

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"omg"

#1247065Post 6 of 30

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If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!"

[IMG]http://i28.tinypic.com/kds5cw.gif[/IMG] :lol:

#1247095Post 7 of 30

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falling a sleeps another good one!

#1247209Post 8 of 30

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This would look good poster sized in a frame.

#1247213Post 9 of 30

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one time I was getting lucky with this hot broad and her cat tried to climb in my ass. It was weird all of a sudden (I was on bottom) I felt my ass get really hairy and I thought WTF? I shaved my ass what is this? We looked down and her cat was up my ass!!!

Just thought I should add since I remembered that story from the poop on your dog.

#1247233Post 10 of 30

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lol'd @ thanks for that....here's a dollar....in change....mostly pennies.

#1247399Post 11 of 30

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LOL!! Thanks for the laugh!!

#1247443Post 12 of 30

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Do I hear a "Yes Generalissmo!" there? *slap butt

#1247489Post 13 of 30

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where is piss on my chest >?

#1247497Post 14 of 30

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In your crack or on your back?

#1247498Post 15 of 30

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My ex girlfriend would put a strap on, say the dirtiest things and do me so good, damn I miss those days

#1247505Post 16 of 30

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^^Madness lol.

#1247514Post 17 of 30

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Lol.

#1247551Post 18 of 30

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nice one Haziel..:lol:

In my ass.. .like burrowed in there.. it was weird.

#1247595Post 19 of 30

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an old squeeze of mine used to always proclaim the following command to me: "pork my shitter baby"

and,

"rip off my beef curtains, and punch this box already"

#1247654Post 20 of 30

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[quote=i!!ustrious;770081]an old squeeze of mine used to always proclaim the following command to me: "pork my shitter baby"

and,

"rip off my beef curtains, and punch this box already"[/quote] ....you marry women that say shit like that to you.

#1247798Post 21 of 30

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[quote=i!!ustrious;770081]an old squeeze of mine used to always proclaim the following command to me: "pork my shitter baby"

and,

"rip off my beef curtains, and punch this box already"[/quote]

WTF....And I thought I knew some vulgar women... :lol:

#1247799Post 22 of 30

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oops...double post..

#1247820Post 23 of 30

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hahah - that diagram is hilarious

#1247832Post 24 of 30

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[quote=i!!ustrious;770081]an old squeeze of mine used to always proclaim the following command to me: "pork my shitter baby"

and,

"rip off my beef curtains, and punch this box already"[/quote]

say hello to your sis for me :D

#1247839Post 25 of 30

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fasho brah. she says you fapstick is wider than it is long! :)

#1247840Post 26 of 30

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i still keep in touch with that hunnie who used to rage up like that during hook ups. she has a kid now tho! figures...

#1247848Post 27 of 30

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i wonder what palin utters in bed?

[IMG]http://i29.tinypic.com/vh6pkx.png[/IMG]

#1247924Post 28 of 30

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lol pic is hilarious... esp Hiel Hilter :D

#1249229Post 29 of 30

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I recorded some dirty talk from one of my ex gf

man the trash that came out of that woman's mouth lol!

#1249298Post 30 of 30

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Rip off my beef curtains!

LOL! Sure get's my vote, although I'm not sure if I heard that during sex I wouldn't burst out laughing.

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