[ms] · Est. May 2002
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yeah, so i have decided to become a swinger. frankly, i am done dating, i hate the bullshit. i want zero responsibility. so, i simply plan on fucking everything i can get my hands on and not worry about shit.
thought i would share this as the replies might actually encourage me or at least jenks will give me a laugh.
but yeah, no more hopes, just drinking and sex. this might actually work out well for me.
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You are going the wrong way pal , nothing compares to true love, going to the movies, having a romantic dinner, looking straight into the other person eyes before you are about to do bun-gee jumping. Safe sex.
ok no more posts like this
back in troll mode ...1, 2 , 3 go !
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good for you buddy!!! F'em. A little time with the booze, sex with strangers, what more do want??
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Actually it's with that attitude that you're gonna run into someone who's worth your time. I went to Turkey a few years ago to fuck everything that wasn't attached to the wall or on fire and guess who I meet there on the first night? Answer is in my avatar :D
Just make sure this phase doesn't last too long Sean, instant gratification with no strings attached is empty and frustrating in the long run.
[QUOTE]i simply plan on fucking everything i can get my hands on [/QUOTE]With a face like yours I hope your stock of roofies is adapted to your libido :p
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^ :roflmao:
Good luck with the man slutting Sean! Let us know how it goes for ya!
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I thought you had to have a partner to go swinging.
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lmfao @ kinkeez post :Laugh:
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[IMG]http://scarlet12.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/rl_cedar_swing.jpg[/IMG]
good luck with that! :shock: :lol:
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^^^ So wrong :lol:
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[quote=chunky;748460]I thought you had to have a partner to go swinging.[/quote]
You won't get very far in your quest then mate.
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u need a car aswell!
or at least a bunch of keys!
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Do it! Stab everything with your man knife.
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have fun with the hiv
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Ah fuck what a funny thread!
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[quote=fyrestarter;748597]have fun with the hiv[/quote]In New York Sean doesn't get HIV, HIV gets Sean :lol:
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[IMG]http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i275/jasper55/disgusting.jpg[/IMG]
Fat chicks need love too (as Haziel points out continuously)
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This might be a good place to start???
[url]http://www.electriczoofestival.com/[/url]
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[QUOTE=Shpira;748780][IMG]http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i275/jasper55/disgusting.jpg[/IMG]
Fat chicks need love too (as Haziel points out continuously)[/QUOTE]
Glad to see that we are on the same page ... :Bingo:
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well its a hobby!
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You can't actually swing unless you got someone to swing with. You need a partner that you can swap with another couple. Imagine the look on the next couples face when you turn up at a swingers party... on your own. You'd be a laughing stock sir. :lol:
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Apparently swingers who swing single are called "cheaters" .. now thats a concept..lol
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how DO you know this??? ;)
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Heard it through the grapevine :p
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^^[URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Theroux's_Weird_Weekends"]Louis Theroux's Weird Weekends - Episode Swingers[/URL], of course!
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go for it man. i did it for 2 years starting in my junior year in high school. shit was agg. there's some nutty swinger communities out here, but i would imagine it would be just as crazy out there.
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^where, New York? naahh ;)
[IMG]http://www.uncoolkids.com/pics/June/eyes.jpg[/IMG]
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[quote=clintlove;748538]Do it! Stab everything with your man knife.[/quote]
that ^
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[quote=MJ;748949]You can't actually swing unless you got someone to swing with. You need a partner that you can swap with another couple. Imagine the look on the next couples face when you turn up at a swingers party... on your own. You'd be a laughing stock sir. :lol:[/quote]
Not so my friend...
[url]http://newyork.craigslist.org/search/cas/?query=mw4m[/url]
But in all seriously, Kinky has the jist of it. Bet you have a girlfriend in 3 months. I would always meet my girlfriends (wife included) when I was never trying to find one.
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true that is how I met mine as well. I was single and loving it and then I met her in coat check. Dating was getting boring as hell to to have to sit through dinner and act like you're listening while wondering if you are getting laid.
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^That's interesting, who spoke to who first rm?
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When I went to check my coat (On a Saturday) I just told her I wanted to take her out on Tuesday so she should give me her number so I could call her on Monday. Back then I was looking for dates on Monday, Tuesday. Wednesday was a rest day. Thursday, Friday, Saturday going to Toronto or wherever partying with my buddies. It was great.
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this thread is a good read!! LOLOL
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DO IT SEAN!!!
True love is totally over rated mate!! Just ask any married man!!! ;)
Seriously... Enjoy & take plenty of pics.
Love You,
Al
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:shock:
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I used to work with this guy, Popeye we used to call him, he was really into his prostitutes. He got into the contact magazine seine. He hooked up with this couple from Banbury, he went over to their house and gave this blokes misses one while the husband sat there watching in an armchair cracking one off. apparently it was the husbands birthday. I can't say I would want to see my GF getting a seeing to from Popeye on my birthday but apparently there's plenty of it about.
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[quote=floridaorange;748972]^^[URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Theroux%27s_Weird_Weekends"]Louis Theroux's Weird Weekends - Episode Swingers[/URL], of course![/quote]
Louis Theroux is the man, love tha weird wekends progam.
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^Yah he is, I've seen all of them I think. :lol: The one where he try's to freestyle rap during the "Gangster Rap" episode always makes me laugh. He says something like "I think I see a little frog sitting on a log," hilarious.