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OMG ... Oakey's looking old

60 durable postsStarted 2009-05-05Latest 2009-05-16
#70048Post 1 of 60

Now firstly I should say that Paul is an absolute legend in Liverpool, plus having met him I can vouch for him being a very genuine and down to earth guy.

Unfortunately the years don't seem to have done him any favours in his DJ'ing or looks dept (although he can still play a blinder of a set on those special nights - his Perfecto Greatest Hits night in Liverpool 2007 was like re-living the Courtyard all over again).

Sander K bumped into him on a flight and put this pic up on Twitter :shock: :

He's gone from 2001 Oakey

[IMG]http://marc.merlins.org/Pix/rig-cache/Clubbing/20011126_Ten15_Oakey/prev800_216_Oakey.jpg[/IMG]

to 2009 Grandpafold :shock:

[IMG]http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=204&pictureid=2233[/IMG]

I thought LA was full of health freaks turning back the clock eating grass & nip tucking !

He should get his arse back to the UK and re-start a residency in Liverpool ... pronto !

#1213722Post 2 of 60

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:shock:

#1213725Post 3 of 60

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i only see the 2001 picture

#1213726Post 4 of 60

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cant see the 2nd pic !!

#1213729Post 5 of 60

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[quote=Steve Graham;744846]i only see the 2001 picture[/quote]

that one's scary enough...

#1213732Post 6 of 60

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[quote=simonr;744839]

Sander K bumped into him on a flight and put this pic up on Twitter :shock: :

[/quote]

What are you doing following Sander K on Twitter :shock::shock:

:lol:

#1213734Post 7 of 60

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Try this link:

[URL]http://twitpic.com/1zj36[/URL]

I wasn't twittering with Sander .. my brother brought it to my attention !

#1213738Post 8 of 60

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he looked like the more deranged version of Tenaglia but with hair

#1213740Post 9 of 60

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AAAUGH! Why did I look!!!

#1213745Post 10 of 60

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bloody hell !!!

#1213747Post 11 of 60

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He's starting to look like Ozzy.

#1213748Post 12 of 60

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He could do with ditching the haircut. The Curtains suit him even less than the Mullet

#1213755Post 13 of 60

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I thought LA was meant to give you tan .. he needs a smart haircut, to lose a few lbs and to get rid of the pudgy nose !

#1213757Post 14 of 60

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[quote=lilsensa;744870]He's starting to look like Ozzy.[/quote]

Like a mix between Ozzy and M ichael Jackson... rough

#1213758Post 15 of 60

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looks like an ugly old lady

#1213775Post 16 of 60

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looks like he went to see the same plastic surgeon as Presilla Presley

#1213776Post 17 of 60

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[IMG]http://rofl.wheresthebeef.co.uk/Kill%20it%20With%20Fire%20Aliens.jpg[/IMG]

#1213779Post 18 of 60

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[quote=simonr;744855]

I wasn't twittering with Sander .. I was twittering with Oakie ![/quote]

now that's a turn up for the books.

#1213782Post 19 of 60

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[quote=simonr;744839]

[IMG]http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=204&pictureid=2233[/IMG]

[/quote]

Looks like a cross between Mike Myers and Al Franken.

#1213783Post 20 of 60

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too much botox imho

#1213784Post 21 of 60

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Do ya recon Sander asked him for his Autograph

#1213829Post 22 of 60

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The fucking beak on him...

#1213837Post 23 of 60

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oh man..... :shock:

#1213842Post 24 of 60

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[quote=chuckc;744901]looks like he went to see the same plastic surgeon as Presilla Presley[/quote]

I needed a laugh tonight and there she is....

Very funny ;)

#1213857Post 25 of 60

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Lots of hard work and convenience foods ages a person, especially if they are funky looking already

This is interesting:

DJ TIMES: I have asked this of many other people i've interviewed from England, but what do you see as the reasons why the UK have surpassed America when it comes to dance music -- music that by and large, we created.

OAKENFOLD: The first and most important thing is youth culture. America's youth culture as far as I can see, have grown up on hip hop. And then you have your hispanics that are growing up on something completely different, then you've got another form of music which is huge in America which is country. These things are not happening in the UK. R+B and hip hop is not a form of music that kids grow up on. In England, kids grow up on dance music. Our youth culture is dance culture. In Europe, we're all growing up on similar sounds whether it's techno or house, it's still dance. As an international traveling DJ, I can say the last place on the world map to catch onto dance music is America.

[url]http://dancemusic.about.com/cs/interviews/a/IntOakieDave.htm[/url]

#1213862Post 26 of 60

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See kids, this is what years of partying will do to you, lol

I will let you all know if he's as hideous in person on Saturday when I see him @ Rain in Vegas.

#1213863Post 27 of 60

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[quote=simonr;744839]

[IMG]http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=204&pictureid=2233[/IMG]

[/quote]

That's Meat Loaf in disguise.

[IMG]http://www.rebuild-from-depression.com/pictures/Busters/meatloaf.jpg[/IMG]

#1213864Post 28 of 60

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[quote=DancingQueen;745001]See kids, this is what years of partying will do to you, lol

I will let you all know if he's as hideous in person on Saturday when I see him @ Rain in Vegas.[/quote]

Have a great time in Vegas Karen ... we'll have to catch up afterwards.

  • we want pics of Oakey or ST*U ;)
#1213879Post 29 of 60

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btw who is the oldest dj around , i think it would be "swedish egil" right? the chap is 56

#1213890Post 30 of 60

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[quote=simonr;745005]Have a great time in Vegas Karen ... we'll have to catch up afterwards.

  • we want pics of Oakey or ST*U ;)[/quote]

Will do and I will see if I can manage to grab a pic with him, but don't hold your breath! And yes a proper catchup when I get back is mandatory bub! xo

#1213902Post 31 of 60

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This guy would have to be the oldest.:D I saw him last year and the energy levels would put younger guys to shame. Amazing !!

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raja_Ram[/url]

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1yI1iJtOnM&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]

#1213908Post 32 of 60

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[quote=DIDI;745044]This guy would have to be the oldest.:D I saw him last year and the energy levels would put younger guys to shame. Amazing !!

[URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raja_Ram[/URL]

[youtube]-1yI1iJtOnM[/youtube][/quote]

:lol: i don't know if 'amazing' is the right adjective, but uhhh...yah!

#1213913Post 33 of 60

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He's a really good Dj !! :D He is half of Shpongle !! :D I like a little psy sometimes. :lol:

#1214005Post 34 of 60

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looks like he's had too much botox in the second pic! :lol:

#1214018Post 35 of 60

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Plastic surgery must be like crack, you have one go on it and think this ain't to bad, then before you know it you have a new head.

#1214024Post 36 of 60

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Know I am no Brad Pitt, but Simon you need to put that photo in the x rated forum I have a terrible mental imageof him now and its not right!

#1214057Post 37 of 60

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If I had lived his life I really wouldnt give a fuck what I looked like! :)

#1214078Post 38 of 60

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he looks like someone played him that essential mix he done a few years back:lol:

#1214080Post 39 of 60

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[QUOTE=AndyH;745222]If I had lived his life I really wouldnt give a fuck what I looked like! :)[/QUOTE]

^thats exactly right, agreed.

#1214086Post 40 of 60

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[quote=AndyH;745222]If I had lived his life I really wouldnt give a fuck what I looked like! :)[/quote]

what sold his soul to make money! :Who:

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