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Friday caption contest

20 durable postsStarted 2004-11-19Latest 2004-11-21
#6869Post 1 of 20

[img]http://a1022.g.akamai.net/f/1022/8158/5m/images.latimes.com/media/thumbnails/photo/2004-11/15131578.jpg[/img]

#304071Post 2 of 20

"Thanks to your mom, you have no tits."

#304118Post 3 of 20

"You've blossomed into a fiiiine young woman,have a cigar"

#304141Post 4 of 20

Re: Friday caption contest

"Hi Dad, I know we're not supposed to talk about it anymore, but you know that whole Monica thing... well, I've been thinking about it recently, lots - every time I do, well, it gives me a massive gaping wide on. I suppose what I'm trying to ask you is if you'd mind ramming one of your Cuban specials up my clout and sniffing it for me. "

#304153Post 5 of 20

"Dad, I'd like to give you a kiss, but that massive beak of yours keeps getting in the way."

#304162Post 6 of 20

"She's my daughter, She's my daughter..."

#304163Post 7 of 20

I never had a sexual relationship with that woman but boy I would love to. :Naughty:

#304197Post 8 of 20

Re: Friday caption contest

"Dad its not you fault its too small to fit in!"

#304199Post 9 of 20

Re: Friday caption contest

[img]http://a1022.g.akamai.net/f/1022/8158/5m/images.latimes.com/media/thumbnails/photo/2004-11/15131578.jpg[/img]

"not a natural blond I see...."

#304203Post 10 of 20

Re: Friday caption contest

[img]http://a1022.g.akamai.net/f/1022/8158/5m/images.latimes.com/media/thumbnails/photo/2004-11/15131578.jpg[/img] "What inspired the design for my new library? Here, let me show you..."

#304206Post 11 of 20

Re: Friday caption contest

[img]http://a1022.g.akamai.net/f/1022/8158/5m/images.latimes.com/media/thumbnails/photo/2004-11/15131578.jpg[/img]

"Ahhhh, it's so nice to finally be able to be together, just happy, incest in the rain"

#304271Post 12 of 20

Re: Friday caption contest

[b][size=4]You can take the man out of Arkansas, but you can't take the Arkansas out of the man![/size] [/b]

#304275Post 13 of 20

"soon - yi i think i love you"

#304294Post 14 of 20

Damn this bitch is ugly!

#304402Post 15 of 20

Re: Friday caption contest

[quote=unome][img]http://a1022.g.akamai.net/f/1022/8158/5m/images.latimes.com/media/thumbnails/photo/2004-11/15131578.jpg[/img]

"Ahhhh, it's so nice to finally be able to be together, just happy, incest in the rain"[/quote]

:ROFLMAO:

#304498Post 16 of 20

"Good news sweetie. I saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico."

#304509Post 17 of 20

chelsea: "he really is a hunk."

bill: "she's going to be one hell of a dick sucker by the time she's thirty, think i've taught her well enough."

#304661Post 18 of 20

B: Do you want to see my desk ?

C: Again ?

#304689Post 19 of 20

"hi. i'm bill clinton. i was the president of the united states. wanna fuck a little?"

#304721Post 20 of 20

Re: Friday caption contest

[quote=tiddles][img]http://a1022.g.akamai.net/f/1022/8158/5m/images.latimes.com/media/thumbnails/photo/2004-11/15131578.jpg[/img][/quote]

Plastic Surgery is a wonderful thing

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