DJ Mag Turn On Tiesto 18/11/2004

DJ Magazine ridiculed their Top 100 poll winner Tiesto as an egotistical monster who's lost all grip on reality this week, after the Dutch trance star failed to turn up at their top 100 winners party in London.

According to the magazine, the Dutch star pulled out just hours before the party was due to start because he was struggling to perfect a magic trick for a dance festival scheduled the next day, prompting an enraged response from the British mag.

?Since his shock win in 2002, Tiesto has been feeding his ego with a score of high profile events; gigs in football stadiums, a gig in New York?s Central Park- a gig at the fucking Olympics,? DJ sneered.

?Fair play, no other top 100 winner has used the title for such shrewd and calculating PR. He?s the biggest DJ on the planet . . . but boy does he know it,? they added.

The mag went on to highlight the fact he?d got a mate to mix last year?s compilation Tiesto Presents Magik Muzik when he won last year and also mocked his choice of rider for this year?s event which included booze, Red Bull and a selection of cheeses.

?Rock stars ask for mountains of cocaine and racks and racks of whores,? they scoffed. ?It says a lot for dance music when Tiesto is happy with a cheese fucking sandwich.?

Elsewhere in the same issue, club reviewer Paul Clarke was equally scathing in a review of the night, focusing on the moment when editor Lesley Wright announced him as a no-show.

?There?s an understandable sense of disappointment from some corners of the crowd- alongside a sigh of relief from those of us who?d prefer to solder our ear together than actually have to listen to his turgid tosh (rubbish- slang Ed),? he spat.

?Much as we respect our readers? choice, we don?t actually have to agree with it, you know??

Tiesto?s fall from grace could present opportunities for Armin Van Buuren, who came third in this year?s poll with a DJing style apparently based on minimal record shopping and relentless repetition. The Dutch trancer?s technique was revealed in a press release for his forthcoming mix compilation Universal Religion 2004, Live From Armada in Ibiza, which captured one of his seven acclaimed Amnesia sets this summer.

?This is a collection of summer memories from one of dance music?s heroes of the moment,? the press release explained. ?The 14 tracks on Universal Religion 2004 could be heard in almost every set Armin played in Ibiza.?

Universal Religion 2004, Live From Armada in Ibiza is out in January

Jonty Skrufff (Skrufff.com)

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[quote=Terry]DJ Mag Turn On Tiesto 18/11/2004

According to the magazine, the Dutch star pulled out just hours before the party was due to start because he was struggling to [b]perfect a magic trick [/b]for a dance festival scheduled the next day, prompting an enraged response from the British mag.[/quote]

WFT i thought he was supposed to be a DJ. That does it, Hos and unome it`s back to the Tiest forum for more tiseticle bashing. :twisted:

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the real problem is that sasha and diggers have NEVER truly represented what a full live set from them is like. i was a faithful twilo alumus and have seen em at every NYC gig since. their cd's only truly cover thier first few hours, nothing like what they are like at 4-6 in the morning. its a damn shame that GU twilo 4cd set never got made.

i think its just a bunch of bullsh@# !! ... the mag is trying to regain credibility in it's poll by bashing the suppodsed number 1.... :smells l:

[quote]?Much as we respect our readers? choice, we don?t actually have to agree with it, you know?? [/quote] fuckin' hypocrites! backstabbers!! :EvilFlic:

Tiesto 4 ever (and a day)!! :RockOn:

[quote=remoh]i think its just a bunch of bullsh@# !! ... the mag is trying to regain credibility in it's poll by bashing the suppodsed number 1.... :smells l:[/quote]

Quite right! They created this monster....

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[quote=Terry]

Armin Van Buuren, who came third in this year?s poll with a DJing style apparently based on minimal record shopping and relentless repetition.

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:CrackUp:

this very femanine, cheese eating monster

^^^ absolutely man... he is their monster... what cracked me up was this ?Rock stars ask for mountains of cocaine and racks and racks of whores,? they scoffed. ?It says a lot for dance music when Tiesto is happy with a cheese fucking sandwich.? Tiesto is so fuckin cheese! a cheese sandwich for a cheese dj... hahahaha

its all coming together now isnt it :mrgreen:

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[quote=Terry]?The 14 tracks on Universal Religion 2004 could be heard in almost every set Armin played in Ibiza.? [/quote]

LOL.

But I don't really get why they want dj's to order coke... :roll: In what way is this better than red bull? Pathetic.

Btw. french cheese is a good choice! (I just returned from provance with a bag full of goodies!!!) :P

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[quote=ubiqe]But I don't really get why they want dj's to order coke... :roll: In what way is this better than red bull? Pathetic. [/quote]

I'll take the coke.

Your choice. But still it's not a way to judge whether a dj is 'class' or not. :|

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[quote="ubiqe"][quote=Terry]?The 14 tracks on Universal Religion 2004

But I don't really get why they want dj's to order coke... :roll: In what way is this better than red bull? Pathetic.

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i gotta tell ya it helps when your going on at 6 in the AM

[quote=ubiqe]Your choice. But still it's not a way to judge whether a dj is 'class' or not. :|[/quote]

I think they're just poking fun at him. I find it hard to believe that the mag would actually endorse anyone railing lines of coke. Now, I do understand Tiesto not asking for racks and racks of whores..the guy is gay.

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Build them up, then knock them down, whats new. All mags etc do this.

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[quote=Musical Journey][quote=Terry]DJ Mag Turn On Tiesto 18/11/2004

According to the magazine, the Dutch star pulled out just hours before the party was due to start because he was struggling to [b]perfect a magic trick [/b]for a dance festival scheduled the next day, prompting an enraged response from the British mag.[/quote]

WFT i thought he was supposed to be a DJ. That does it, Hos and unome it`s back to the Tiest forum for more tiseticle bashing. :twisted:[/quote]

I'M THERE MATE.. and I am in the right mood for this too. :twisted:

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[quote=Terry]DJ Mag Turn On Tiesto 18/11/2004 ?Since his shock win in 2002, Tiesto has been feeding his ego with a score of high profile events; gigs in football stadiums, a gig in New York?s Central Park- a gig at the fucking Olympics,? DJ sneered.

?Fair play, no other top 100 winner has used the title for such shrewd and calculating PR. He?s the biggest DJ on the planet . . . but boy does he know it,? they added.

The mag went on to highlight the fact he?d got a mate to mix last year?s compilation Tiesto Presents Magik Muzik when he won last year and also mocked his choice of rider for this year?s event which included booze, Red Bull and a selection of cheeses.

?Rock stars ask for mountains of cocaine and racks and racks of whores,? they scoffed. ?It says a lot for dance music when Tiesto is happy with a cheese fucking sandwich.?

Jonty Skrufff (Skrufff.com)[/quote]

And he's suppose to the #1 dj in the world.yah fuckin right.

I wonder if the trick was anything to do with him disappearing up David Copperfields arse

[quote=unome]I wonder if the trick was anything to do with him disappearing up David Copperfields arse[/quote]

No. I think it was making Paul van Dyk's cock disappear. Practith, practith, practith.

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[quote]Dyk's cock[/quote]

:CrackUp:

[quote=skahound][quote=ubiqe]Your choice. But still it's not a way to judge whether a dj is 'class' or not. :|[/quote]

... I find it hard to believe that the mag would actually endorse anyone railing lines of coke....[/quote]

*cough cough sandra collins cough cough *

[quote=esef] *cough cough sandra collins cough cough *[/quote]

Ha, she'll be here next week.

the one time i saw her play at Firestone she sucked bad. she was too wasted to play. luckily for her, her boyfriend took over!

Why is valuble server space being wasted on tiesto threads?? :roll:

I go away for a while and MS goes Tiesto Mad. :wink:

[quote=Jibgolly]the one time i saw her play at Firestone she sucked bad. she was too wasted to play. luckily for her, her boyfriend took over![/quote]

Believe me, I won't be partaking.

[quote=skahound] Now, I do understand Tiesto not asking for racks and racks of whores..the guy is gay.[/quote]

Who says the whore has to be female - London is full of boys that he could play with!

[quote=davetlv] Who says the whore has to be female - London is full of boys that he could play with![/quote]

Good point, I think MJ is lurking around here somewhere.

some1 plz brake tiesto's arms so he carnt mix anymore _ or better yet snap them off

OMG...thats so fucking funny!

did anyone ever like tiesto at one point? even like 4-5 years ago?

I plead the 5th.

[quote=unome]I wonder if the trick was anything to do with him disappearing up David Copperfields arse[/quote] hopefully w/enough practice he will perfect the disappearing act

I love the fact that he got his mate to mix the free Mixmag CD ... that's just shameless. Still it must have left more time to perfect those "cheesy" magik muzik tricks.

Why do we care enough to write shit about tiesto. I don't know as I am contributing to this madness.

Fuck tiesto!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted:

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Can't help it ... and there's me thinking that he saves all the cheese for his sets - now it turns up that he has the formaggio backstage per his rider.

And I post stupid pics? :wink:

this whole "top 100" thing has become so stupid to the point it's annoying. it falsely gives retards more ammo to argue why djA is better than djB. "see, tiesto IS better than digweed b/c he's numero uno!" its also annoying that a genre of cheezy dance we call trance gets publicity that it's the most accepted. ack!!! i loved it when diggers was #1 in 2001 but since then, i realized it's just a stupid popularity contest with no reflection on the actual quality of music put out by the djs. it's kinda like george bush winning the damn election... yet again... sigh...