So you are up to your neck in a vat of shit and someone throws a bucket of sick at you.

Would you duck?

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Choices, choices.

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Is it Charlize Theron's sick or some random bucket thereof?

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whose shite is it? and whose vomit?

we need more details

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[quote=MJ;720592]So you are up to your neck in a vat of shit and someone throws a bucket of sick at you.

Would you duck?[/quote]

That is quite a quandary, but I'd have to say yes. If I'm up to my neck in shit, I'm probably already used to the smell of the shit and even if that shit ends up on my actual face making it worse, it's likely better than having to get used to to the completely new smell of shit filtered through vomit.

Let me add this to it -- let's say you know that if you duck, there's a 50% chance you're still going to get hit with the bucket of sick. I'd have to really think that over.

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fucking deal with it you pusscakes :WinkNSmi:

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Clearly you would turn around.

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Would it matter who's waste it was? Sick from Charlize would be no different to any other persons sick, it's all just partially digested food and generally not something you'd like square in your face right? I suppose turning around is not an option we should overlook, however, I'm sure your movement would be limited due to the think mess you were in?

Toasty, I like you thinking. The thought of being totally submerged in shit is something that sways me the way of the sick to be honest.

Descent debate though, keep it up.

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[quote=MJ;720614]Would it matter who's waste it was? Sick from Charlize would be no different to any other persons sick, it's all just partially digested food and generally not something you'd like square in your face right? I suppose turning around is not an option we should overlook, however, I'm sure your movement would be limited due to the think mess you were in? [/quote]

Personally, I think turning around would be cheating. You're either going to have a face full of shit or vomit, that's the dilemma. Would I rather have my face covered with shit or the back of my head covered with vomit? That sir, is the very definition of an easy question. Kudos to floridaorange for thinking outside of the box, though. ;)

If I was in a state of nature (read: not already neck-deep in poo), I'd take the vomit in a New York minute, but in light of the fact that the rest of me is already covered in shit, having it on my face doesn't sound all that bad, on balance.

I guess I do need some more details about the vomit, though, now that I think about it. Are we talking about the vomit that kicks off a bad case of the flu, or the vomit that happens when you shotgun one too many beers in quick succession? If it were the latter, I might go for the vomit, because that tends to be pretty low on the grossness scale.

Shit is shit, though -- don't need to know anything more about that at all.

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Why?

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It's good to see you have grasped the importance of the right decision should you ever be presented with this challenge toasty, I myself have spent sometime thinking about what I would do.

I suppose if we are to dissect what the contents of what said vomit are then we should do the same with the poo. Based on your "when you shotgun one too many beers in quick succession" then this would dramatically change the consistency and aroma of poo compared to say that of a healthy none alcoholic meat and two veg a day type of diet.

Infact the more I think about this the more I think.. no, at the end of the day these are just human waste products, what they are made up of would not change the ultimate decision I may have to face one day. And given the fact that I have presented you with the question before the unlikely and unlucky event should ever happen, it has taken away from the spontaneous answer I was hoping to discover.

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^^ There you go, he made a rational decision just so he could see his hero. Get with it fellas, this could happen to you one day, then you'll thank me for raising this important issue.

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ive stood knee deep in cow-manure, this whole conversation is far from reality. you would most likely shake your head in hopes of deflecting as much of it as possible.

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I would duck and if some ofthe 50 percent hits me ......

I then would remove the shit and throw it up and make shit hit the fan!!

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now see the dilemma facing each of us here is that we are giving this irrational situation quite rational thought when in reality no one knows how they would react until placed in that situation. everyone will react differently to various stimuli all pending on their path in life. those who have dealt with such a situation before (if they actually exist.....poor bastards) would obviously know the right move to make as they would then be deemed expererienced; however, intelligence and street smarts plays a vital role in this as well. one that has the ability to think on his feet (albeit covered in feces) would be able to act in response with not so much the greatest of outcomes as they shall eventually conclude with either said bucket o' sick or human excrement adorning their face. how we all react to various issues in life depends on our conditioning. (i.e. someone who has experienced a great deal of physical pain in their life's reaction will differ than that of someone who has experienced none) Therefore, to contemplate the notion of taking aforementioned vomit or fecal facial would so lie in the choice of unfortunate soul who would placed in said "vat of shit" whilst bucket of sick is tossed in their general direction.

the real winners here would be those who have chosen the path in life that did not result in their placement of self in previously stated vat of shit.

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no way!

sick over the head beats shit up the nose!!!

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^^ all bored last night i see

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why so serious?

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Ok my 2 cents - Charlize Theron's sick does not stink - so hit me baby

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Depends whether the shit was nutty or not and what color the puke was...maybe they would go together nicely...you never know. I think I probably wouldn't duck...better to be covered in puke than shit...as you have plausible deniability "I don't know what the fucker was eating"

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why would u been neck deep in shit anyway????

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:scat muncher:

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Can't remember ever being in this chat:youdork:

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is this the glory days you lot are always on about??

hehe

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What's worse? banging a guy while thinking about a girl or banging a girl while thinking about a guy?

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Why a guy ?? do you have any secret ??

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[QUOTE=nelinho;1140531]What's worse? banging a guy while thinking about a girl or banging a girl while thinking about a guy?[/QUOTE]

That's much more than a dilhema. That's a catastrophe.

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[QUOTE=floridaorange;1140585]That's much more than a dilhema. That's a catastrophe.[/QUOTE]

its a conundrum...paradox even

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You go camping in a tent with a friend, you both take a lot of alcohol. You run out of drink so walk down to the local pub. You drink more, then you drink more. You pass out in the tent.

In the morning you wake up and your sleep bag is undone, your underwear is is down by your ankles, there is a tub of open ky jelly besides you and your arse is very sore.

Even though you don't know for sure it's quite obvious what has happened to you.

Honestly, if no one could find out, would you tell anyone?

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I think telling a therapist is likely at some point. :lol:

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[QUOTE=MJ;1140869] Even though you don't know for sure it's quite obvious what has happened to you.

Honestly, if no one could find out, would you tell anyone?[/QUOTE]

It's your life & your body, you drank the alcohol all by yourself & you know what happened on some level & allowed it (unless you think someone drugged your drink); Regardless, it's done, is a past experience, so let yourself off the hook, hope for the best, and move on to new days ahead. My unsolicited advice is to be a little less reckless in the future.

Seeing now from your birthday wishes you have a wife, I suggest you go get tested and protect your wife until you get the results. I would mention to the dr (if I were in your shoes) that you've had unprotected, risky..... well, you know so they run all the necessary tests. Good luck.

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[QUOTE=KiwiTollway;1140891]It's your life & your body, you drank the alcohol all by yourself & you know what happened on some level & allowed it (unless you think someone drugged your drink); Regardless, it's done, is a past experience, so let yourself off the hook, hope for the best, and move on to new days ahead. My unsolicited advice is to be a little less reckless in the future.

Seeing now from your birthday wishes you have a wife, I suggest you go get tested and protect your wife until you get the results. I would mention to the dr (if I were in your shoes) that you've had unprotected, risky..... well, you know so they run all the necessary tests. Good luck.[/QUOTE]

Thanks but you're a bit late with the little less reckless advice. I spent 20 years doing exactly the opposite of that, ask some of the guys on this board.. you could even ask John Digweed, he told me to "Fuck off"

This wasn't me trying to be incognito, this was a question I was asked many moons ago. When I answered if I would or would not tell anyone his response was priceless.

So, would you or would you not tell anyone?

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[QUOTE=MJ;1140893]Thanks but you're a bit late with the little less reckless advice. I spent 20 years doing exactly the opposite of that, ask some of the guys on this board.. you could even ask John Digweed, he told me to "Fuck off"

This wasn't me trying to be incognito, this was a question I was asked many moons ago. When I answered if I would or would not tell anyone his response was priceless.

So, would you or would you not tell anyone?[/QUOTE]

no and no I won't go camping with you if that is your next question.

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is the spelling for this thread the US variant also?

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[QUOTE=nelinho;1140895]no and no I won't go camping with you if that is your next question.[/QUOTE]

Boom, there it is, the money shot.

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MJ is a very bad man.

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[QUOTE=MJ;1140893]This wasn't me trying to be incognito, this was a question I was asked many moons ago. When I answered if I would or would not tell anyone his response was priceless.

So, would you or would you not tell anyone?[/QUOTE]

You're asking rhetorically then? I believe I answered... I would tell my Dr. Beyond that, it depends on if I were married or not. I mean, who's "anyone?" No, I wouldn't tell just anyone, I think that's rather obvious.

If this is an inside joke, never mind my comments -- still feeling like the newbie. :D

(Yea the spelling of this thread is incorrect U.S. wise... it's "dilemma")