[b]Staplers of the stars stuff stockings[/b] [i]Bill Gates, Paris Hilton and more donate autographed staplers to be auctioned off for charity.[/i]

Staplers are going glam this holiday season. :roll:

More than 100 celebrities and business icons are donating their signatures for the "Staplers of the Stars" online charity auction created by office products retailer Staples.

Celebrities including Bill Gates, Paris Hilton, Tiger Woods, Meryl Streep and Orlando Bloom have donated their pricey signatures for the event, which takes place on Nov. 16 and runs through Dec. 6, the company said in a statement.

The proceeds of the auction will go to charities designated by the celebrities, including City of Hope, Global Green and the Harlem Boys Choir.

"We've made it easy to get a truly unique holiday gift for someone while supporting a charitable cause," Shira Goodman, executive vice president of marketing for Staples, said in a statement.

[url]http://money.cnn.com/2004/11/12/news/newsmakers/staples/index.htm[/url]

Re: The Lamest Gift You Can Give This Holiday Season

nah.. burnt cds are the worst gift ever and ever. there's nothing worse than getting a burnt cd with a bunch of music on it that you already have. lamest and utterly the worst fucking gift ever.

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Re: The Lamest Gift You Can Give This Holiday Season

[quote=SickBoy]nah.. burnt cds are the worst gift ever and ever. there's nothing worse than getting a burnt cd with a bunch of music on it that you already have. lamest and utterly the worst fucking gift ever.

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Damn. Guess I'll have to think of something else to give you now. Thanks for ruining my surprise asshole.

[img]http://www.crownvic.net/cvman/dvd.jpg[/img]

No, this is the lamest gift you can give someone this holiday. :lol: :lol:

hahaha. the stapler give away is most definitely lame. but i'd love to meet the guy who actually spends money on the dvd rewinder. :shock:

LMFAO @ civics post

I CAN see someone buyign that shit.

I should get it for my mom, she asked if i shouldn't rewind the dvd once :lol:

That's like the classic: Solar Powered Clothes Dryer for $49.95 pictured below:

[img]http://www.youthactivism.org/Clothesline.jpg[/img]

The creator was locked up in 2003 and thought to have made roughly $10 Million through this and similar scams.

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There still ARE gullible people in this world :lol:

lmao there'll always be...:CrackUp:

(ps should have kept the joke goin)

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There still ARE gullible people in this world :lol:[/quote]

Oh Kamal, you just made my day sir. :lol:

paris hilton should keep hers and use it to staple her wonkey eye open.

[quote=erin eden]paris hilton should keep hers and use it to staple her wonkey eye open.[/quote]

or her fucking clapper-trap shut

[quote=unome][quote=erin eden]paris hilton should keep hers and use it to staple her wonkey eye open.[/quote]

or her fucking clapper-trap shut[/quote]

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