well, go ahead, cuz todays SUCKS.
[ms] · Est. May 2002
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having a shitty day with anxiety, someone entertain me.
18 durable postsStarted 2009-02-12Latest 2009-02-15
Re: having a shitty day with anxiety, someone entertain me.
Do you know the song 'Shelter' by the Brand New Heavies? I wrote alternative farmer lyrics to entertain my office. Maybe it'll entertain you for a minute! :)
[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]Original:[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]I was born in the city[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]There's no flies on me[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]Life can't deliver[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]No surprise to me[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]Got a head full of trouble[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]The world's weight on my back[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]I'm a fighter[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]I survive like that[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]I'm a modern enigma[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]I am living proof[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]Cold eyes speaking volumes[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]Of my troubled youth[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]I believe in the future[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]>From mistakes I have grown[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]Leaving the shadows[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]Which were once my home[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]Need your hand to help me over[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]Need your shoulder[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]Need your light to bring me closer[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]To your shelter[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]Farmer Version: (sung in a westcountry accent)[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]I was born in the country[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]Lots of flies on me [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]I can deliver [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]Live calves you see[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]Got a cart full of apples [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]Bales of straw on my back [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]I’m a farmer[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]I survive like that [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]I drink casks full of cider[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]At a lethal proof[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]All the milkmaids admire[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]My remaining tooth[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]I believe in the corn gods[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]Lots of crops I have grown[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]In the sunshine[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]Near my farmyard home[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]Need to make the cows eat slower[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]Need your mower[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]Need moonlight to bring me closer[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]To my tractor[/SIZE][/FONT]
Re: having a shitty day with anxiety, someone entertain me.
I'm right there with you sightless. I suggest my all time internet favorite, never fails to produce a smile:
[URL]http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/weeee[/URL]
Re: having a shitty day with anxiety, someone entertain me.
^ i make reference to that all the time
yo muthafucka, say weeeeee!
Re: having a shitty day with anxiety, someone entertain me.
here's your entertainment
[IMG]http://www.realgayla.com/wp-content/gallery/the-last-hotdog/img_1106.jpg[/IMG]
Re: having a shitty day with anxiety, someone entertain me.
and in case they can't make it to you, here's your ride
[IMG]http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/5311/0/rate_my_mullet.ashx[/IMG]
Re: having a shitty day with anxiety, someone entertain me.
^ :lol:
Re: having a shitty day with anxiety, someone entertain me.
I posted it another thread, but [url]www.fmylife.com[/url] has had me smiling for the past few days.
Fark.com is always fun too.
Re: having a shitty day with anxiety, someone entertain me.
Drink lots of coffee and smoke a ton of dubes...that outta help with the anxiety. JK!!:lol:
Honestly, I suggest a couple of pints after work and relax! Just remember that you won't feel this way tomorrow and you can change your mood with your thoughts! Hope ya feel better soon! ;)
Re: having a shitty day with anxiety, someone entertain me.
stay up playa.
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KlcvvHrtfo[/YOUTUBE]
Re: having a shitty day with anxiety, someone entertain me.
ive been the same for the last couple of days, for me i think it was the caffeine, so, no more dr. peppers for me today.
Re: having a shitty day with anxiety, someone entertain me.
Not sure what will work for you Sean, but to get through the unemployment blues,I spent yesterday getting drunk, watching soccer, and learning not to care.
Re: having a shitty day with anxiety, someone entertain me.
[quote=godisadj;709289]I posted it another thread, but [URL="http://www.fmylife.com"]www.fmylife.com[/URL] has had me smiling for the past few days.[/quote] This site is hilarious! :lol:
sry things are rough for you today, Sean... and AntonyM, I know what you're talking about with the whole unemployment thing...
Re: having a shitty day with anxiety, someone entertain me.
Thanks, sometime off has given me a chance to work on my post count, have work like Dhar.
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^ i work, i'm just good at multi tasking
[quote=thesightless;709203]well, go ahead, cuz todays SUCKS.[/quote]
join the club! shitty day! :evil:
have a bunny to cheer u up!
[IMG]http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/i-has-a-bunny.jpg[/IMG]
Re: having a shitty day with anxiety, someone entertain me.
[QUOTE=highdesert;709231]I'm right there with you sightless. I suggest my all time internet favorite, never fails to produce a smile:
[URL]http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/weeee[/URL][/QUOTE]
Impossible not to at least smile once the 2-part harmony kicks in with "gonads & strife" :lol:
Re: having a shitty day with anxiety, someone entertain me.
there is a story of a guy that i know, who had a guy at his work with the last name peters.
this guy was a car dealer and one friday afternoon, they all dared him to poo his suit pants for $50.
So he squeezed out a log, and had to catch the bus home, with poopy pants.
now his nickname is poopy pants peters :D
that story never fails to make me laugh :D
poopy pants peters !
Re: having a shitty day with anxiety, someone entertain me.
[quote=pipey;710151]there is a story of a guy that i know, who had a guy at his work with the last name peters.
this guy was a car dealer and one friday afternoon, they all dared him to poo his suit pants for $50.
So he squeezed out a log, and had to catch the bus home, with poopy pants.
now his nickname is poopy pants peters :D
that story never fails to make me laugh :D
poopy pants peters ![/quote]
:lol: kinda not worth the $50 with that nickname sticking to you ... like shit !