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Pure comedy

6 durable postsStarted 2009-02-11Latest 2009-02-11

#65939Post 1 of 62009-02-11

[url]http://www.fmylife.com[/url]

F**k my Life.com a place for you to complain about how awful your life is. Freaking hilarious.

#1164243Post 2 of 62009-02-11

Re: Pure comedy

[QUOTE=peacock;708461] Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML [/QUOTE] :lol:

#1164298Post 3 of 62009-02-11

Re: Pure comedy

Today, my on-and-off boyfriend of 8 years asked me to cheer him up. I told him that I'm in love with him. He said "Oh, I just wanted a blowjob." FML:):)

#1164325Post 4 of 62009-02-11

Re: Pure comedy

[QUOTE]Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her exiting her room....my electric tothbrush in her hand. FML[/QUOTE]

:roflmao:

#1164469Post 5 of 62009-02-11

Re: Pure comedy

[quote]Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML.[/quote]

awkward :lol::lol:

#1164474Post 6 of 62009-02-11

Re: Pure comedy

in parlance high school football terms, it is called "the helicopter." oddly i remember it lol