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Virtual Bartender

48 durable postsStarted 2004-11-11Latest 2004-11-13
#6588Post 1 of 48

[url=http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm] Link [/url]

This is pretty cool. Some funny ones I tried: Ass Tits Shake it Suck it Strip Make out :shock: Orgasm

Sorry if a repost...

#298014Post 2 of 48

is that the same bird as your avatar? :D

#298018Post 3 of 48

OMG....i love that link.... :D

#298034Post 4 of 48

great link, would love to have a waiter like that for real too :)

#298036Post 5 of 48

Dammit, she walked right up to the screen and shook her finger in my face when I typed 'vagina'. What a hoo-er.

#298049Post 6 of 48

^i got the same thing when i told her to go fuck herself. lame site.

#298075Post 7 of 48

nice chick :Naughty:

#298076Post 8 of 48

type in kiss.. good one

#298085Post 9 of 48

damn, "Kill yourself" didnt work.

neither did "Bang head on bar"

#298090Post 10 of 48

[quote=Jenks]damn, "Kill yourself" didnt work.

neither did "Bang head on bar"[/quote]

You should've seen what she did for 'dirty sanchez' and 'strawberry shortcake' though!

#298210Post 11 of 48

She is not polite...I said "a beer please" and she came but drank it on her own...when I said "blow me" she said no..what kind of bartender is this? :x

#298223Post 12 of 48

[quote=TomTom].what kind of bartender is this?[/quote]

One that obviously hates David Hasselhoff.

#298300Post 13 of 48

[quote=unome]is that the same bird as your avatar? :D[/quote]

Haha, i don't know. I wish I knew the one from my avatar :P but they both have nice asses, that's for sure.

Edit: Damn, she sucks at bartending, cool concept tho and beats that stupid BK chicken...

#298310Post 14 of 48

i'm assuming NSFW???

#298311Post 15 of 48

[quote=Garrick]i'm assuming NSFW???[/quote]

No nudity if that's what you're asking

#298318Post 16 of 48

Ask her to dance, she don`t half look sexy. :LoveYou:

#298336Post 17 of 48

is this MMS? (Married Man Safe) :wink:

#298338Post 18 of 48

[quote=asdf_admin]is this MMS? (Married Man Safe) :wink:[/quote]

What are you worried about knocking her up?

#298347Post 19 of 48

:oops: no.

#298392Post 20 of 48

Re: Virtual Bartender

eat a banana :Homer: jiggle hummer pillow fight balls
give me your number cowgirl rap

#298469Post 21 of 48

^hummer was good

remove something different clothes

#298488Post 22 of 48

Re: Virtual Bartender

Slap your ass

#298490Post 23 of 48

when I said blow me, and she walked towards the screen, it looked promising.. but alas.. got the finger wave :(

#298492Post 24 of 48

[quote=unome]when I said blow me, and she walked towards the screen, it looked promising.. but alas.. got the finger wave :([/quote] shes a tease....still waiting fo pretzels....

#298499Post 25 of 48

Re: Virtual Bartender

[quote=SleepyFloyd]eat a banana[/quote]

:LoveYou: :Suck:

#298501Post 26 of 48

that was nice..

i saw somethign similar to that except it was some perv dressed in a chicken costume

#298538Post 27 of 48

Well, she doesn't appear to like goldenshowers, bondage, or bukkake. Damn, when will I find the woman of my dreams?

#298547Post 28 of 48

try sing and bounce hah she's hot, but she's giving some bad times herself hah

CHEERS

#298632Post 29 of 48

"fight" is also funny

#298644Post 30 of 48

Re: Virtual Bartender

CHANGE :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

#298674Post 31 of 48

Re: Virtual Bartender

strip and the bouncer walks in! get the fuck out the way man!

#298679Post 32 of 48

lay down :?

... with me!!! :P

#298683Post 33 of 48

sucker :shock: ... like doing with a 'real lollypop' :)

#298762Post 34 of 48

Great barmaid, she doesn't even know what a vodka is :roll:

#298790Post 35 of 48

i typed strip, and yes the f-ing bouncer gets in the way.. so i tried "kick the bouncer"... OUCH!! :shock:

I dont like her any more

#298794Post 36 of 48

You should see what she does when you type in 'jumping jacks' or 'touch your feet'. Oooooh, and I like 'stretch'. :Naughty:

#298798Post 37 of 48

she's really hot, nice link.

#298826Post 38 of 48

[quote=skahound]You should see what she does when you type in 'jumping jacks' or 'touch your feet'. Oooooh, and I like 'stretch'. :Naughty:[/quote]

unless she gets naked climbs thru the screen and blows me, i dont care.. lol

#298844Post 39 of 48

[quote=unome] unless she gets naked climbs thru the screen and blows me, i dont care.. lol[/quote]

Well you have to meet her half way and stick it up to the monitor, but hey, whatever works! Which reminds me...what's the best way to clean an LCD monitor?

#298849Post 40 of 48

^^ well after you`ve shot your load in it i think it best you throw it away. :roll:

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