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New Jessica Simpson Pics

65 durable postsStarted 2009-01-28Latest 2009-03-12
#65261Post 1 of 65

Poor woman getting killed in the press, still looks great imo. [URL]http://www.yahoo.com/s/1022135[/URL]

#1156978Post 2 of 65

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performs at the 24th annual Chili Cook Off at CB Smith Park in Pembroke Pines, Florida <<<< lmao

perfect for the talentless slag

#1156980Post 3 of 65

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At the risk of sounding like the fashion police, I know of no woman that looks good in those high-waisted jeans. I think she still looks pretty good and the press is definitely being too hard on her, but she didn't help out her own cause here at all.

...and from a star-power standpoint, isn't singing at a chili cook-off another way of throwing in the towel? Have some pride, Jess...

#1156981Post 4 of 65

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in Pembroke Pines too.. from what I understand, that place is a dump!

Tony Romo must be beaming! lol

#1156982Post 5 of 65

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She used to be a tight a little package, I've seen her on Ocean Drive & Lincoln Road a couple of times over the last few years looking really good.

#1156984Post 6 of 65

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[quote=fabric8;703524]She used to be a tight a little package[/quote]

Yep. From Dukes of Hazzard:

[IMG]http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a339/michaelrpacheco/Jessica-Simpson-Daisy-Duke-med.jpg[/IMG]

#1156985Post 7 of 65

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those jeans are hideous. and i'd REALLY like to see how much the people weigh that took note of her gaining a little weight. guarantee you they probably weigh a deuce and a half.

#1156992Post 8 of 65

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wow, that second photo in the slide show is far from flattering though, lol

#1156993Post 9 of 65

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she does look like she's put on about 20lbs.

#1156997Post 10 of 65

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:roflmao: You guys sound like a bunch of chicks talking celebrity news over tea.

#1156998Post 11 of 65

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her boobs are still ginormous. ok in my book! (is that better chanty? :))

#1156999Post 12 of 65

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its obvious that she put on some weight and those pants seriously didnt help

#1157000Post 13 of 65

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i guess you figure at a chili cook off you dont need to get all gussied up huh? lol

#1157001Post 14 of 65

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she looks more like country singer if you ask me , shitty jeans , gigantic boobs , horrible hair , way too much make up ....

I would still hit it though... I like boinging fat chicks once in a while :D

#1157002Post 15 of 65

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[quote=Steve Graham;703542] you dont need to get all gussied up huh? [/quote]

lol at gussied up. that IS gussied up for that place!

#1157003Post 16 of 65

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[IMG]http://l.yimg.com/k/im_sigg44LVXIX87cEBS67bzOJ3AQ---y626-x495-q75-n1/omg/us/img/dc/06/2153766058_9389538114.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i39.tinypic.com/2h53bbd.jpg[/IMG]

#1157005Post 17 of 65

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^^^ steve and garrick - nice

#1157008Post 18 of 65

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thats jessica and the cowardly lion mate, not me and garrick

#1157009Post 19 of 65

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i should have quoted garrick. lucky posted seconds before me. don't you have anything better to do than dissect peeps posts? stevie needs a hobby!!!:roll:

#1157013Post 20 of 65

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haha, i was happy steve clarified just in case someone believed it! like dhar....

#1157017Post 21 of 65

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hell, things are a bit hazy from the pcola wknd, so i would've believed it!

#1157019Post 22 of 65

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[IMG]http://www.gossipgirls.com/files/images/jessica-simpson-paves-928-5.preview.jpg[/IMG]

much nicer imo

#1157049Post 23 of 65

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[quote=toasty;703526]Yep. From Dukes of Hazzard:

[IMG]http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a339/michaelrpacheco/Jessica-Simpson-Daisy-Duke-med.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

I'd like to duke her hazard! Like mentioned above, I agree, those pants/jeans that she had on do not compliment her style of body. She HAS gotten more "full figured"...Peoples weight fluctuates..Especially under stress..

#1157051Post 24 of 65

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good thing LiLo is back on form:

[IMG]http://i42.tinypic.com/2q8yl8y.jpg[/IMG]

#1157063Post 25 of 65

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form = drugs

#1157065Post 26 of 65

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[QUOTE=Huggie Smiles;703598]good thing LiLo is back on form:

[IMG]http://i42.tinypic.com/2q8yl8y.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

those suckies look tasty....

#1157066Post 27 of 65

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To use a quote from Stewie Griffin on the Family Guy

"And the cow goes moooo"

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#1157088Post 28 of 65

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[IMG]http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/270907183_da0062e9d7.jpg[/IMG]

#1157179Post 29 of 65

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wow- LiLo!

#1157184Post 30 of 65

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chili has been craved. tony concurs. ralphs delivers. chili orgy awaits. the extra lbs. are inevitable.

[IMG]http://l.yimg.com/k/im_siggT7bnEZICAZFndsH5bTTkLQ---y626-x495-q75-n0/omg/us/img/09/49/1420_6647460998.jpg[/IMG]

#1157198Post 31 of 65

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man she looks rough!!!

#1157220Post 32 of 65

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[quote=lucky charms;703757]chili has been craved. tony concurs. ralphs delivers. chili orgy awaits. the extra lbs. are inevitable.

[IMG]http://l.yimg.com/k/im_siggT7bnEZICAZFndsH5bTTkLQ---y626-x495-q75-n0/omg/us/img/09/49/1420_6647460998.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

It looks like he is doing her a favor.

#1157221Post 33 of 65

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I think the jeans have a lot to do with how big she looks....Im not saying she hasn't gained a bit of weight, but she is far from fat.

I am so glad Im not a celebrity...the pressure to stay "movie star beautiful" has got to be overwhelming

#1157257Post 34 of 65

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fat or not!

she's rough!

#1157272Post 35 of 65

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[QUOTE=DancingQueen;703798]..the pressure to stay "movie star beautiful" has got to be overwhelming[/QUOTE]

This is very true I have an actress friend in l.a. probably the most beautiful thing i have ever seen , and all of the sudden she gained 15 pounds and wouldnt get any roles ... she had a thyroid problem and even though she would not eat much, excercise like hell she couldnt get it off.

Good for her they detected what was the problem so she went under treatment and now she is working again :D

#1157277Post 36 of 65

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^ lol at 15lbs and couldn't get any rolls. i know you meant "roles" but still laughing at the irony.

#1157280Post 37 of 65

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dammit, how did I miss that! lol

#1157282Post 38 of 65

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[QUOTE=Garrick;703855]^ lol at 15lbs and couldn't get any rolls. i know you meant "roles" but still laughing at the irony.[/QUOTE]

lol I just realized how that sounded :D:D

and yeah a skinny chicks with an extra 15 pounds on the screen is actually like 25 ,consider that tv or movies adds weight.

#1157323Post 39 of 65

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[quote=Steve Graham;703858]dammit, how did I miss that! lol[/quote]

must be getting slow in your old age:p

#1157557Post 40 of 65

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don't worry Jessica, a lot of big rockers from the 80's are now playing the state fairs of america too.

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