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Re: Man insomia is so fucking boring

get drunk and fall asleep!

otherwise pron!

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Yeah might have some wine.

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[B][SIZE=4]Top 60 Things To Do When You Have Insomnia[/SIZE][/B] [URL]http://www.keepersoflists.org/index.php?lid=3784[/URL]

1 41 Mow the lawn - if you can't sleep, then nobody will! 2 36 Google every person you have ever known to see if any of them are famous 3 29 Dress up like Batman and run around your neighborhood calling out for Robin 4 26 Create lists for Keepers 5 26 Use up your leftover fireworks from the 4th of July and New Years Eve 6 24 Invent a religion 7 24 Map those bumpy things on the ceiling 8 23 Count your nose hairs, compare to yesterday, make line graph 9 21 Play with the cats since they are up anyway 10 21 Wake up your sleeping partner so you'll have company. 11 19 Watch reruns of '70s sitcoms 12 18 Take advantage of your free nights and weekends - call all your friends 13 16 Hunt vampires 14 16 Plot your revenge 15 15 Add items to this list 16 15 Play "Name That Infomercial" 17 14 Build an army of destruction and take over the world while everyone is asleep 18 14 Try to break the world record for longest time playing video games 19 13 Build a life size replica of the Golden Gate Bridge out of toothpicks 20 11 Drive around town playing "Spot The Hooker" 21 10 Learn to play the bagpipe 22 8 Count the bats flying over your house 23 8 Plan a pre-emptive strike on Iraq 24 7 Go to Starbucks and drink expresso until you explode 25 7 Hit your head repeatedly with a brick until you are "cured" 26 7 Masterbate chronically to tire yourself into dreamland. 27 7 Update your website 28 5 Binge on leftovers 29 5 command your evil lawn gnome army 30 4 Laundry 31 3 look at pr0n 32 3 Read Stephen King's book "Insomnia" 33 3 Think up Stunts you'd like to see on Fear Factor 34 2 figure out a way to get to sleep 35 2 Get a job at the 24 hour adult book store 36 2 stand on your roof chanting, scare the hell out of anyone else not sleeping 37 0 eat a burrito 38 0 Kill Kenny 39 0 Nyquil Nyquil Nyquil we love you you giant F@!# Q 40 0 Play on your computer until you can't keep up with your game's pace. 41 -1 mow the lawn while having a fireworks show 42 -1 run around screaming at the top of lungs and playing cymbals 43 -2 doorbell ditching the same house over and over nad over and over and... 44 -2 Hone your occult skills 45 -2 Pull out your large intestine 46 -3 Re-arrange your CD collection before deciding it was better how it was before. 47 -3 Watch the movie "Ishtar" 48 -4 Counted cross-stitch (if that doesn't put you to sleep, nothing will) 49 -4 drink coffee 50 -4 skinny dip 51 -4 Watch Black & White Overnight on GSN 52 -4 You listen to "Quote Unquote" and "You and Yours" 53 -5 Bug hunt 54 -5 Panic-buy tinned food at a 24-hour supermarket 55 -5 sleep 56 -5 Watch reruns over and over and over... 57 -6 Count sheep 58 -8 Become a fluent 1337 5p34k3r 59 -8 sleep walk 60 -10 Wait for Half Life 2 to be released

[quote] [B]36[/B][SIZE=-1]2[/SIZE]stand on your roof chanting, scare the hell out of anyone else not sleeping [/quote]

:lol:

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I once hallucinated to the bumpy shit on my ceilings and walls from lack of sleep.

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[quote=feather;699740]I once hallucinated to the bumpy shit on my ceilings and walls from lack of sleep.[/quote]

:shock:

have u seen a doctor?

is this a regular occurence?

doesnt sound too healthy mate!!

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26 7 Masterbate chronically to tire yourself into dreamland.

Never fails!

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smoke a J and have sex.. Guaranteed success

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[quote=Dhar_2;699735] 3 29 Dress up like Batman and run around your neighborhood calling out for Robin [/quote]

hahahaaa :lol:

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[quote=runningman;699808]smoke a J and have sex.. Guaranteed success[/quote]

Insta coma :)

Meditation helps alot just when laying in bed

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[quote=AndyH;699907]Insta coma :)

Masturbation helps alot just when laying in bed[/quote]

;)

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Anyway the wine helped but I woke up feeling worse, had a shit day today.

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try exercise!

it increases the chances of falling asleep by 35%

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Doesn't work for me. In fact I think it might be 'cos I hit the gym at 9.30pm. I used to work out first thing in the morning, switched it around and thought I managed to sleep fine till last night.

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u got a lot of things on your mind?

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Not being able to sleep is the worst! I went through a phase of that back in the summer after my ex took off....have you tried taking something to help you sleep?

I found taking a Gravol would knock me out (obviously this isn't a permanent solution) and I know there are all herbal sleeping pills out there that also work.

If you don't want to go that route, I found that if I wrote in a journal it would really help....gets the stuff that's on your mind out of your head so you can finally sleep

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one word...

buds

did wonders for me...

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Yeah I probably do have some things on my mind, work shit. Have an overactive mind that can't stop thinking. Did the journal thing and got over it. Exercise doesn't work. Body adjusted to malatonin. 5-htp works but gives me vivid dreams that often leave me tired too. Bud would work, I really should get some. I've never been a fan of being stoned, I'd go straight to bed the moment I feel it working. I'm so fucked.

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u need to relax and distance your self from all the distractions that are stopping u sleeping!

dq's idea about the journal is a good thing, as it clears your head. try reading or listening to some calming music!

i think you are just over stressed. i would avoid the drugs as they have side effects and dont resolve the problem long term.

hope u manage to get some sleep!

Re: Man insomia is so fucking boring

According to Chinese philosophy, here are the 3 toughest things in life:

1-Love and not be loved back 2-Wait for someone who doesn't show up 3-Not being able to sleep at night

Concerning the #3, I think there are many workarounds...

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^ basically waiting for something!

whether it be love, a person or sleep!

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Not being able to sleep is such a helpless feeling, I hate it.