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Why Canada's vote should never count ... (funny)

20 durable postsStarted 2004-11-04Latest 2004-11-06
#6295Post 1 of 20

Naked Man Climbs Into Moving Jet in Los Angeles

Wed Nov 3, 6:42 PM ET

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A Canadian man, angry that he was refused a plane ticket to Australia at Los Angeles International Airport, stripped naked, sprinted across the tarmac and climbed into the wheel well of a moving jumbo jet, officials said on Wednesday.

Pilots of the Qantas Airways flight stopped the plane. The man was coaxed out of the wheel well and arrested for trespassing, said airport spokeswoman Nancy Castles.

"This was an extremely dangerous thing for him to do. If he had continued to cling in there with the aircraft taking off at over 200 miles (320 kph) per hour, he might have fallen out and could have been sucked up by an engine," she said.

"If he had survived that and was in the wheel well when the landing gear was retracted, he could have been crushed by the mechanism. And if not he very likely would have frozen to death during the 15 1/2 hour flight at 30,000 feet (9,150 meters) while wearing no clothes."

The man, Neil Melly, 31, tried to buy a one-way ticket on the Qantas flight on Monday evening, but was turned down because he could not supply a valid credit card, Castles said.

Later, he managed to climb over an airport fence, topped by three strands of barbed wire, without injury and was spotted by a ramp worker "running, naked, full-speed" toward the plane.

Castles said a check by authorities found that Melly had been reported missing to the Royal Canadian Mounted Police and was suffering from bi-polar disorder, a manic-depressive illness.

#291595Post 2 of 20

I wonder if he was running 200MPH to keep up with the plane

#291597Post 3 of 20

what a dumb ass.. who tries to buy a ticket for one of the most expensive plane fares with an invalid credit card. lol

dont most people have an idea within a couple of thousand dollars how much they have to spend? lol

#291601Post 4 of 20

same topic ... different article ...

Naked Man Hides in Plane Wheel Well

Nov 4, 10:59 AM (ET)

LOS ANGELES (AP) - A man was charged with trespassing after he stripped naked, scaled a airport fence, ran across the tarmac and climbed into a plane's wheel well before firefighters talked him out, officials said.

The man had earlier tried to buy a ticket for a Qantas Airways flight to Australia with only a credit card receipt. He told authorities at Los Angeles International Airport that he stripped off his clothes Monday to protest the airline's decision to deny him the ticket, airport spokeswoman Nancy Castles said.

The man, Neil Melly, 31, of Canada, suffers from bipolar disorder (also called manic-depressive illness) and had been listed as a missing person in Canada, Castles said. He was booked on a tresspassing charge, and was released from custody Tuesday.

Baggage handlers saw the man climb an 8-foot, barbed-wire fence that separates public and private areas of the airport and run to a departing plane as it backed from the gate. He climbed into a wheel well before the plane stopped.

He ignored police officers' commands to come out, but complied when city firefighters arrived. The Boeing 747, bound for Melbourne, Austrialia, departed an hour late.

Airport authorities will look into improving the fence, said Paul Haney, a spokesman for the agency that operates the airport.

#291609Post 5 of 20

he should have just applied for a nude line of credit

#291610Post 6 of 20

[quote=thrualoooop]he should have just applied for a nude line of credit[/quote]

Ba dum Bum.. I'm here all week folks.. dont forget to drive safe and take care of the people taking care of you... :D

#291614Post 7 of 20

haha. that was cute.

ps. i love canada. but you guys can be so darn strange. :RockOn:

#291898Post 8 of 20

hey you can't judge canada on a few incidents...there have been a few people from all over the world that do stupid things....but i do admit whether he was bipolar or protesting this takes the cake!

#291903Post 9 of 20

Re: Why Canada's vote should never count ... (funny)

haha awsome! i love my country

#291904Post 10 of 20

Re: Why Canada's vote should never count ... (funny)

:ROFLMAO:

#291984Post 11 of 20

most of us are sane, down to earth, and generally nice people. that guy...is not.

#292038Post 12 of 20

^^^ thank you Captain Obvious :lol:

#292094Post 13 of 20

haha. C_Landers are rad. Being different is sweet, so do not worry, I still love you guys.

[img]http://www.vulcanford.ca/library/images/org/6673/Byron%20Smith%20Camp%20II%20Canadian%20Flag.jpg[/img]

#292101Post 14 of 20

:oops:

in our defence this person was almost clinically insane. but still....

#292102Post 15 of 20

only a canadian does some shit like that.. :lol: .. that must have been the funniest thing ever to see if u were waiting for your plane..

#292110Post 16 of 20

i wish that had a video. :Naughty:

#292337Post 17 of 20

Re: Why Canada's vote should never count ... (funny)

I'm having mixed feelings right now on whether to be proud/embarrassed to be Canadian.

LOL.

This shit is too funny though.

I too, wish I had the video. :lol:

#292351Post 18 of 20

Re: Why Canada's vote should never count ... (funny)

The funny thing is, for every Canadian like that, there's 100 Americans exactly the same.

#292375Post 19 of 20

it's ok, we're equal cause this bitch of a spokesman who works at the airport is a dumbass

"If he had continued to cling in there with the aircraft taking off at over 200 miles (320 kph) per hour, he might have fallen out and could have been sucked up by an engine," she said. "

sorry lady, most jets are off the ground at 90 knots or so which is like 105-110 mph.....

#292376Post 20 of 20

true.

cheers to all national wackos out there ... :RockOn:

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