right now there is a stripper sleeping in my bed and i am perplexed.

#59444Post 1 of 542008-09-12

this isnt fair, my roomie works with a strip[per and she fell asleep in my bed thinking i was sleeping at my brothers house....;

FUCK ME LIFE IS SHITTING ON ME.

there is a cleaqr moral dilemma here.... one that if i win i clearly lose......... \

fuck

chanty help!!! you arfe my last moral bastion..

#1082742Post 2 of 542008-09-12

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man hit that up....

#1082754Post 3 of 542008-09-12

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I had sex with a stripper on a one-night-stand sorta' thing. Wasn't that great, but maybe that was my fault, lol.

#1082765Post 4 of 542008-09-12

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tell her there is a free bag of coke on the kitchen table, that will get her out of your bed right quick.

#1082771Post 5 of 542008-09-12

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^^ :CrackUp:

#1082772Post 6 of 542008-09-12

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go get some cocaine, share it with her, and report back later.

#1082776Post 7 of 542008-09-12

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[quote=thesightless;648912] fuck

fuck

[/quote]

I think you're onto something right there.

#1082777Post 8 of 542008-09-12

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just put it in, she'll wake up

#1082779Post 9 of 542008-09-12

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[quote=clintlove;648952]just put it in, she'll wake up[/quote]

and if she doesnt, then you've got a real problem

#1082780Post 10 of 542008-09-12

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So...what happened? :lol:

#1082785Post 11 of 542008-09-12

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[quote=Steve Graham;648954]and if she doesnt, then you've got a real problem[/quote]

:roflmao:

#1082796Post 12 of 542008-09-12

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see if she's alive

#1082809Post 13 of 542008-09-12

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tsi tsi tsi....nasty boyz :D

#1082814Post 14 of 542008-09-12

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is your roommate a stripper? :lol:

#1082826Post 15 of 542008-09-12

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pics or stfu

#1082828Post 16 of 542008-09-12

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[quote=Taylor Norris;649006]pics or stfu[/quote]

2nd'd

#1082829Post 17 of 542008-09-12

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This is payback for the time when you had sex in my bed without asking.

#1082857Post 18 of 542008-09-12

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I was waiting for that one :lol:

whatever happened to that girl, wasn't she a member on here ?

#1082870Post 19 of 542008-09-12

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[quote=miketpoto;649010]This is payback for the time when you had sex in my bed without asking.[/quote]

with you?

#1082878Post 20 of 542008-09-12

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Clean your sheets.

#1082895Post 21 of 542008-09-12

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[quote=threehills;648939]tell her there is a free bag of coke on the kitchen table, that will get her out of your bed right quick.[/quote]

LOL!! :lol:

#1082896Post 22 of 542008-09-12

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And you thought there was no god!

#1082897Post 23 of 542008-09-12

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hit it, then quit it

#1082909Post 24 of 542008-09-12

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[quote=Steve Graham;649054]with you?[/quote]

Thankfully no.

#1082911Post 25 of 542008-09-12

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[quote=miketpoto;649010]this is payback for the time when you had sex in my bed without asking.[/quote]

lol!

#1083018Post 26 of 542008-09-12

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last nigt.... out of control... just woke up.. clearly missed work....

my roomie bartends with this stripper gail. OK. we were all out and got SHITFACED, poto, like shitfaced as in the aforementioned evening. my friend got realy bad and the staff tossed him, and he drove....

one by one ppl disappeared and when me and my roomie kris got home i walked into by room to change into shorts, drop my pants, and turn on the light to grab the shorts when i realize i made my bedsheets up and now they werent.

needless to say i pulled a ron burgundy, stayed classy and slept on the couch. motherfucker, she whipped out her beautiful fake boobies last night more than once and i had an animal house moment debating between the angel on my left shoulder and the devil on my right.....

in the end, the lesson is.... alchoholism actually tends to be fun..

#1083023Post 27 of 542008-09-12

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[quote=miketpoto;649010]This is payback for the time when you had sex in my bed without asking.[/quote]

[quote=Kamal;649040]I was waiting for that one :lol:

whatever happened to that girl, wasn't she a member on here ?[/quote]

yes she was, and i still owe mike new sheets.

#1083026Post 28 of 542008-09-12

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this thread is hilarious :D

#1083027Post 29 of 542008-09-12

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[quote=thesightless;649214]

needless to say i pulled a ron burgundy, stayed classy and slept on the couch. [/quote]

:lol::lol::lol:

#1083028Post 30 of 542008-09-12

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[QUOTE=thesightless;649214]out of control... just woke up.. with this stripper gail. we got SHITFACED, my friend got realy tossed ..one by one and when me and my roomie kris got home i walked into by room to i pulled ron burgundy motherfucker, whipped out beautiful fake boobies more than once and i had an animal moment debating between the left shoulder and my right.....

in the end, the lesson is.... alchoholism actually tends to be fun..[/QUOTE]

edit

:lol:

#1083035Post 31 of 542008-09-12

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[quote=Jibgolly;648946]go get some cocaine, share it with her, and report back later.[/quote]

Great Call!! HAHAHA:lol::lol::lol:

#1083037Post 32 of 542008-09-12

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[quote=thesightless;649214]needless to say i pulled a ron burgundy, stayed classy and slept on the couch.[/quote] [img]http://www.blinksy.com/content/ron-burgundy/gun-show.png[/img]

#1083055Post 33 of 542008-09-12

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Pics???:twisted: :mrgreen:

#1083058Post 34 of 542008-09-12

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was this her?

[IMG]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/09/12/article-1054873-02A013B100000578-284_468x724.jpg[/IMG]

#1083064Post 35 of 542008-09-12

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^:roflmao:

#1083066Post 36 of 542008-09-12

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[quote=threehills;649257]was this her?

[IMG]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/09/12/article-1054873-02A013B100000578-284_468x724.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

Marylin Manson with tits

#1083080Post 37 of 542008-09-12

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Don't you sleep naked Sean...

#1083172Post 38 of 542008-09-13

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Should've gone for it, God's way of balancing out the ulcer.

#1083175Post 39 of 542008-09-13

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should've checked her temperature, i.e. stuck your thumb up her ass! if nothing else that would've sent her the message that she shouldn't have crawled in your bed without asking!

#1083176Post 40 of 542008-09-13

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mr. fister?

Music madethis place,we just kept itgoing...

right now there is a stripper sleeping in my bed and i am perplexed.