So I'm walking home from the club this morning (went to see a local techno/house dj, Matt Coleridge) and walk past a guy that just puked and his buds are sitting near him waiting. I look at the puking dude and stupidly make eye contact with his friend who asks me pleadingly to take me home with him. I smile and walk on. Then he says I'll ride you, I promise...better yet you can ride me. I don't reply and keep on going about my merry way. Then some guy crosses the street towards me and starts yapping and walking along beside me. What's a pretty girl like you walking alone at this time? Well, I'm going home. Oh...can I come with you?:shock: Um..no (I'm walking faster now) Then he's asking me for a smooch and a hug. Fuck! I cut him off and cross the street and lose him. What the fuck? Fucken 4:30 in the morning and I gotta deal with that shit. Desparados. I guess maybe 1 out of 99 times it must work for them. Btw, the club is a couple of blocks from my house and along a very busy street at all hours.
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Funny yet disturbing.
47 durable postsStarted 2008-09-07Latest 2012-02-05
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"Desparados" :lol::lol:... Hi Chanty :Naughty:... Boy's will be Boy's.. By the way yes walking home soooo late by yourself is not good. Funny though how men react when they see a girl by themselves :roll:
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[FONT=Arial]And the moral of the story is ….Chanty is Girl :)[/FONT]
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a/s/l? :Naughty:
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Men under the influence of alcohol/drugs really have no honor left in them...
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[quote=Yao;645997]Men under the influence of alcohol/drugs really have no honor left in them...[/quote]
[IMG]http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/6229/00780009ej9.jpg[/IMG]
:shock::|:what;):lol:
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^ :roflmao:
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[quote=Dzone;645971][FONT=Arial]And the moral of the story is ….Chanty is Girl :)[/FONT][/quote]
just realising this? lol
and Chanty.. they probably spent all their money on girls at the club and are going home alone, lol
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[quote=Dzone;645971][FONT=Arial]And the moral of the story is ….Chanty is Girl :)[/FONT][/quote]
or lots of gay folk hang around in chanty's area! :lol:
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[quote=Dzone;645971][FONT=Arial]And the moral of the story is ….Chanty is Girl :)[/FONT][/quote]
no shit? context is key imo....
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Glad you ditched the losers Chanty! I hate coming out of the clubs in TO alone...all these creepy, desperado guys waiting to pounce on their pray for the evening, pathetic!
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:shock::|:what;):lol:[/quote]
Nice one Feather. Couldn't of said it better myself! lol
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Oh shit, that girl was YOU??? If I'd known I'd have been a bit more polite in trying to pick you up! :mrgreen: ;) lol
Seriously though thats messed up. Sucks that you had to go through that. Was the night at least a good one (before that)?
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Oh yeah...I had a great time hanging out with friends, having a few drinks and shaking our tail feathers! It really was a great night and I would normally take a cab home but it just didn't seem worth it for the short distance. The second dude that approached me was the real creep. Nice enough looking guy but he was the touchy grabby sort. He's lucky he didn't get kicked in the nuts. Like I said, it's a busy street and there were other people around so I didn't feel threatened at all just sort of dirty.:what
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lol damn, you should be packn' the bear mace. love is not touchiness/sentimental/attachment <<that is ghey.
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^What's love got to do, got to do with it? O o o...
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:lol: when they are drunk they think they are 'in love' and want to fuck. too drunk to fuck :lol:
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I like that your quoting the Dead Kennedys! Man..that's guys pants are tight!:shock:
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^^^^ Noticed that !! But I think we were supposed to :lol:[QUOTE=chanty;646107]Oh yeah...I had a great time hanging out with friends, having a few drinks and shaking our tail feathers! It really was a great night and I would normally take a cab home but it just didn't seem worth it for the short distance. The second dude that approached me was the real creep. Nice enough looking guy but he was the touchy grabby sort. He's lucky he didn't get kicked in the nuts. Like I said, it's a busy street and there were other people around so I didn't feel threatened at all just sort of dirty.:what[/QUOTE] It seems even creepier if they are goodlooking :Who:
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The sad part is that must work for some guys!!!:shock::shock:
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^^ So true..;) (not that i am saying i do that kind of stuff :lol:)
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You mean there're other ways of working it?
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^^ yeah but i am yet to figure it out. You be nice to em and they run over u. you be a arsehole and they want more..It's like a game where some (not all) want things that they can't have.. i can't figure them out sometimes :what.. Maybe the ladies on here can help a brother out :lol::p
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They want bastards who can be nice at the right moments.
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[quote=feather;646429]They want bastards who can be nice at the right moments.[/quote]
Bingo 8)
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I can assure you that most women will not respond favorably to a strange man asking her to take him home so he can ride her, unless of course she's a prostitute and the man shows his wallet.
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yeah feather . yeah that's what i think sometimes. :(
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all joking aside, please be careful going home after clubs, always use the buddy system :)
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^^ true that Steve.. our society is getting worse each day and chanty u say that the place is busy and all but trust me people these days DON'T want to get involved..
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Thanks Steve....I always am careful going home by myself. It's rare that I don't take a cab. Trust me, I was on Spadina Ave in china town and there were quite a few restaurants still open and people milling about.
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^ still u never know.
it takes a second, and other people arent really paying attention to u.
be safe!
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Thanks for your concern guys...but really there was nowhere for anything to happen. No alleys near by and they were not in cars but on foot. And I promise to always be careful!
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[quote=johns;646419]^^ yeah but i am yet to figure it out. You be nice to em and they run over u. you be a arsehole and they want more..It's like a game where some (not all) want things that they can't have.. i can't figure them out sometimes :what.. Maybe the ladies on here can help a brother out :lol::p[/quote]
Unfortunately, you are somewhat correct. Most women prefer the "asshole" it is a challenge. It took me a long time to realize the challenge is not worth it. I found the sarcastic/fun nice guy. So much better!!!!:D:D But it is difficult to tell most women that. A lot of my friends don't know how to act when a guy is REALLY nice to them. I know this is no help, other than to say you are correct.:roll:
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as title of the video says "extreme self-defence instructions!!
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_erAHA6-Y4&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]
:lol::lol:
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[quote=chanty;646477]Thanks for your concern guys...but really there was nowhere for anything to happen. No alleys near by and they were not in cars but on foot. And I promise to always be careful![/quote]
LOOK! no more walking about on your own or you'll be grounded end of! lol
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SG is right!!!! It is never, never, never worth the risk!
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and dont think you're going out dressed like that young lady!!!
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[quote=Dhar_2;646566]and dont think you're going out dressed like that young lady!!![/quote]
okay Dad!:roll:
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chanty darling. you shuolda given them a nut shot after the second advance. either that, or find a real man and have him deal with them. no woman shuold have to deal with shit like thagt.
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[IMG]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y144/newagecogline/1010_the_dawg.jpg[/IMG]
;););)
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yeap, i'm pretty sure they looked like that :)