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Suppose you killed somebody...
32 durable postsStarted 2008-09-04Latest 2008-09-05
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jaysus. are you asking us?
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This is just wrong....
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I think we may have found the person who knows where Jimmy Hoffa is.
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Everglades..Alligators.
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"be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm".
without googling it, name the flick.
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it's the one with that guy that talks funny and lives in the trailer park or something
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....snatch...i would probably cut the body in pieces and then burn it.:roll:
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[QUOTE]Disguise them as a hallway lamp.[/QUOTE]
:lol:
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[quote=day_for_night;644604]"be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm".
Without googling it, name the flick.[/quote]
snatch ;)
edit, just read Raoul posted it too :p and no I didn't read his post until after
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tha govena!
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I'd probably drain the blood and liquefy the innards first. put that down the drain. i'd freeze the body. then freeze it with liquid nitrogen. i'd probably then take on of those machines that settles patio tiles with the sand in between.[IMG]http://www.jayemmfgco.net/pcat-gifs/products-small/vibrator-img1.jpg[/IMG]
do that for a few minutes. sweep up, and dispose in the dust bin.
so long as he's not the t-1000, should be good to go.
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[quote=88Mariner;644621]I'd probably drain the blood and liquefy the innards first. put that down the drain. i'd freeze the body. then freeze it with liquid nitrogen. i'd probably then take on of those machines that settles patio tiles with the sand in between.[IMG]http://www.jayemmfgco.net/pcat-gifs/products-small/vibrator-img1.jpg[/IMG]
do that for a few minutes. sweep up, and dispose in the dust bin.
so long as he's not the t-1000, should be good to go.[/quote]
not that you've put any thought into it :lol:
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nah not really. that just came to mind. i think as far practicality, it would be the most cost efficient way to do it (reasonably priced that is). I guess one could seperate the limbs and such, and bury them seperately, but then, they still are there. One could just as easily make a clay pot out of the human dust.
Or chili. [IMG]http://www.starpulse.com/news/media/tears.jpg[/IMG]
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depends on your location, but feeding the sharks is a very viable option!!!
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There's something mildly disturbing with the way mariner calmly makes his post.
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It would truly depend on who I am killing. Some people I would just use a big gun and lots of bullets. Others it would have to be a wee bit more time consuming and painful. Something that was truly enjoyable to watch. :shock::shock::shock::shock:
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^ Nice one.... :lol:
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[quote=day_for_night;644604]"be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm".
without googling it, name the flick.[/quote]
snatch
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Well this is a creepy topic
On that note, I don't know if there really is a way to get away completely these days....forensics is so advanced and constantly getting better, that it would be pretty hard not to get caught I would think
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i'd burn the town down
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I once dreamt I killed and cubed someone, then put the cubes into a canvas duffel. But I never got around to actually disposing the body.
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One possible solution is this if the person is 40 or above. At our medical school there are always cadaverous out, some fresh, some in mild forms of antatomical dissection. The fresh ones are just stored in a corner and one is pulled out when needed. There are no indentifiers on the bodies, to protect their privacy and their familes. So if you can find a way to get it into that room, the students will make short work if it in no time. There is nothing recongnizable left when we're done with it...its literally a pile of flesh on a metal table....which is then incenerated.
So long as you didn't kill him in some grossly deforming way, I don't think anyone would notice an extra body in the room.
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[quote=DancingQueen;644829]Well this is a creepy topic
On that note, I don't know if there really is a way to get away completely these days....forensics is so advanced and constantly getting better, that it would be pretty hard not to get caught I would think[/quote]
this line of thinking is a product of shows like CSI and the like. the fact is, many many murders go unsolved. especially if they're random. if the killer has no ties to the person they target, it can be next to impossible to find them...which is why random killings tend to shock people much more than say a domestic homicide (which is the most likely way to be murdered, btw...)
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Freeze drying is the go!! Then pulverize. Do what you like with dust.
But i must admit i just usually bury them :lol::twisted:
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well...don't snort the dust!
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[quote=DIDI;644880] But i must admit i just usually bury them :lol::twisted:[/quote]
:wtf:
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the old hide them in concrete foundations!!!
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Sink them in the ocean. Crab food!
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what about double boxing in the graveyard!
putting one corpse under another, hence they never know there are 2 people in one grave.
perfect cover and they can keep each other company!
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You could hide them in Brtiney's vagina. No one would notice the smell.
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^ how do u know this???
and wouldn't kelly osbourne be an easier choice.