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shit was SO cash: McCain/Palin edition

71 durable postsStarted 2008-09-04Latest 2008-10-22
#59021Post 1 of 71

I said when I get some funny shit, I'll post it... here we go...

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My friends,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, liberal, democrats who spend every second of their day trying to pass healthcare reform. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever cheated on your wives? I mean, I guess it's fun surrendering to terrorists, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse spending five years in a vietnamese prison.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm a war hero, and a war hero. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to Barack Obama"? I also graduated next-to-last in my class, and have a banging hot running mate (She just gave birth to a kid; Shit was SO pro-life). You are all gooks who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

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NSFW: [url]http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/7941/mccainfuckingpalinqa6.jpg[/url]

#1075837Post 2 of 71

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#1076101Post 3 of 71

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#1076131Post 4 of 71

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[quote=shosh;644370]I said when I get some funny shit, I'll post it... here we go...

[URL="http://imageshack.us"][IMG]http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/7568/mccashdj7.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

My friends,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, liberal, democrats who spend every second of their day trying to pass healthcare reform. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever cheated on your wives? I mean, I guess it's fun surrendering to terrorists, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse spending five years in a vietnamese prison.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm a war hero, and a war hero. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to Barack Obama"? I also graduated next-to-last in my class, and have a banging hot running mate (She just gave birth to a kid; Shit was SO pro-life). You are all gooks who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

[URL="http://imageshack.us"][IMG]http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/3476/mccainvpselectiongx2.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

[URL="http://imageshack.us"][IMG]http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/6015/sarahmilfxe8.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

[URL="http://imageshack.us"][IMG]http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/6899/juneaueu1.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

[URL="http://imageshack.us"][IMG]http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/2938/palinbikinigunnp9.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

[URL="http://imageshack.us"][IMG]http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/724/bristolpalinandlevijohnry2.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

NSFW: [URL]http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/7941/mccainfuckingpalinqa6.jpg[/URL][/quote]

hahahah megalulz. palin's daughter just got interweb-owned :lol:. lmao at wack mc bros and brohoes.

#1076139Post 5 of 71

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that's palin's daughter. there's another picture of her with a guy holding a bag of weed.

#1076140Post 6 of 71

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this is straight off milfhunter

she is pretty fucking hot for her age.

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#1076141Post 7 of 71

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there's a holly bush under the stars tho.

#1076142Post 8 of 71

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i dont care, i'll bring the disposable BIC myself.

#1076144Post 9 of 71

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^^^^fixed my sloppy typo, thx 88. but i agree she is gilf in that one^.

is that phelps smokin a cig in the background :lol:

#1076146Post 10 of 71

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isnt that a photochop?

#1076149Post 11 of 71

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dont.care. i have a SERIOUS issue with older women. if she is 30-45 and not a slob.... well, i have made some mistakes in my life......

#1076159Post 12 of 71

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#1076161Post 13 of 71

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love it.

#1076176Post 14 of 71

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I'm MJDub and I approve this thread. Nice work with getting off the Obama-slamming wagon for the briefest of moments, shosh. ;) Hilarious shit.

This is kinda hot. :lol:

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#1076362Post 15 of 71

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guess it would be quite funny if i could be arsed to inform myself on your boring ass american politics!

#1076423Post 16 of 71

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[IMG]http://scienceblogs.com/neurotopia/worst%20mccain%20photo.jpg[/IMG]

#1076438Post 17 of 71

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^ :roflmao:

#1076573Post 18 of 71

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children are off limits - but thats pretty damn cute.

#1076595Post 19 of 71

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So one of these sluts is part of Palin's brood...? Really....

[img]http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/724/bristolpalinandlevijohnry2.jpg[/img]

#1076598Post 20 of 71

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#1076871Post 21 of 71

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[IMG]http://craphound.com/images/2008-09-03-NotVettingSarahPalin.jpg[/IMG]

#1076877Post 22 of 71

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[QUOTE=Huggie Smiles;645185][IMG]http://i38.tinypic.com/1z53gr7.gif[/IMG]

children are off limits - but thats pretty damn cute.[/QUOTE] Using spit to do the babies hair?? that's not cute!!

#1076881Post 23 of 71

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[QUOTE=Kamal;644716]isnt that a photochop?[/QUOTE] Of course it is her head and neck are a different colour :lol:

#1076882Post 24 of 71

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[quote=thesightless;644719]dont.care. i have a SERIOUS issue with older women. if she is 30-45 and not a slob.... well, i have made some mistakes in my life......[/quote]

glad im not the only one tidy 40 year olds rock :twisted:

#1077284Post 25 of 71

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[quote=AdzeybuB;645525]glad im not the only one tidy 40 year olds rock :twisted:[/quote]

Not alon bro :)

#1077285Post 26 of 71

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[quote=Huggie Smiles;645024][IMG]http://scienceblogs.com/neurotopia/worst%20mccain%20photo.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

Classic

#1077423Post 27 of 71

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a polar bear is going to snipe sarah palin in the face

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T85cOGc8L0[/youtube]

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#1077921Post 28 of 71

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#1077923Post 29 of 71

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#1077925Post 30 of 71

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[QUOTE=DIDI;645524]Of course it is her head and neck are a different colour :lol:[/QUOTE]

I was temporarily blinded by the conviction in Sean's post 8)

#1083716Post 31 of 71

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#1084065Post 32 of 71

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#1084444Post 33 of 71

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have a cool name like Palin's kids:

[URL]http://personal-space.com/script/script.php[/URL]

i'd be Chop Meth Palin

#1084467Post 34 of 71

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lol. Mines Chisel Dustup Palin.

#1084478Post 35 of 71

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[B][SIZE=5]Grill Igloo Palin[/SIZE][/B]

#1084479Post 36 of 71

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one of my coworkers came out as "Revolver Trooper Palin" lol

#1084497Post 37 of 71

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Keep them comin Huggie :)

#1084807Post 38 of 71

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i assume ppl are gunna lollerdoctor up the leaked photos from last night.

#1084808Post 39 of 71

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[B][B][SIZE=+2][B]Pick Beef Palin[/B][/SIZE][/B][/B]

#1084811Post 40 of 71

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Trix Rabbit Palin.

that's not the name I was given, it's the name of Sarah's next baby.

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