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"Man pleads guilty to sex with horse

29 durable postsStarted 2004-10-21Latest 2004-10-22
#5764Post 1 of 29

[size=5]Found [b][[url=http://www.sunherald.com/mld/sunherald/news/local/3866118.htm]HERE[/url]][/b][/size] [hr:d3f3e121e2] GULFPORT - A Gulfport man will spend the next 18 months in prison for having sexual intercourse with a horse.

Carl Patrick Brown, 30, pleaded guilty Tuesday in Harrison County Circuit Court to a charge of having intercourse with a horse. Prosecutors said the owner of the mare caught Brown in May 2001 on videotape. The tape would have been used at trial.

Brown must register as a sex offender when he is released from prison because the offense is considered a sex crime in Mississippi. Brown, who said he had used the drug ecstasy when he committed the crime, will be on probation for five years after his release.

Circuit Judge Jerry O. Terry ordered Brown to avoid contact with the horse.

Prosecutors said sex crimes involving animals are uncommon on the Coast.

"This is truly a crime against nature," said Assistant District Attorney John Gargiulo.

The owner said he installed video surveillance equipment in his Pass Christian barn in May 2000 because he suspected someone was trespassing. He often found buckets and stools out of place and once found the horse tied to a post.

The owner said he first thought young people were trying to ride the chestnut mare.

#283085Post 2 of 29

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:shock:

#283096Post 3 of 29

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come on. who hasnt?

#283098Post 4 of 29

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well he did get taken for a ride, thats really sick ( im very in to animal rights..) that shit really really pisses me off, and to say it was because of a drug :evil:

#283100Post 5 of 29

Thank god there's no law on the books down here for that...I'd be on death row.

#283101Post 6 of 29

^ :ROFLMAO:

#283119Post 7 of 29

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Anyone seen sheepf*cker lately? :unsure:

#283125Post 8 of 29

im really not 100 % sure but i think that here in Peru, in the highlands fucking a horse or a cow is a tradition cause they believe that its good for male fertility... dont agree though hahaha

#283132Post 9 of 29

^and because they don't need to worry about getting the horse/cow pregnant... I guess

#283137Post 10 of 29

[quote=chato";p="69024]im really not 100 % sure but i think that here in Peru, in the highlands fucking a horse or a cow is a tradition cause they believe that its good for male fertility... dont agree though hahaha[/quote] [img]http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/1/confused35.gif[/img]

#283156Post 11 of 29

I've fucked a couple of cows in my life that's for sure.

#283196Post 12 of 29

Why in the first place is there a law to stop people fuckin horses i ask myself. Who was the first?

I wonder if it nagged at him afterwards? :unsure:

#283252Post 13 of 29

[quote=Musical Journey";p="69100] I wonder if it nagged at him afterwards? :unsure:[/quote] hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah :ChatterB:

#283280Post 14 of 29

[quote=skahound";p="69059]I've fucked a couple of cows in my life that's for sure.[/quote]

:ROFLMAO:

#283289Post 15 of 29

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[quote]come on. who hasnt?[/quote]

:lol:

#283290Post 16 of 29

hahahahaha that is fucking NASTY.

[quote=Musical Journey";p="69100] I wonder if it nagged at him afterwards? :unsure:[/quote]

Not sure but I bet the dude that did it is quit un-stable.

#283299Post 17 of 29

Imagine being this bloke after he gets out, and tries to go to a pub and hits on a girl.. then someone walks up and says.. "Hey arent you the sick fuck that was done for screwing a horse?"

oh shit, the look on his face would be priceless. What could he say?

"well, I was wasted, and the mare looked really cute prancing around the field"

#283315Post 18 of 29

:ROFLMAO: ^ then he turns back to this chick he's hitting on, and says "baby, you're leaving me breathless! what's your number?"

#283344Post 19 of 29

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Ah, reminds me of a joke I think Marky Star would enjoy:

A guy is sitting on a bench overlooking a harbor. Another gentleman sits down next to him, notices the glum look on his face and says, "Hey, why the long face?"

Guy responds, "You see that pier over there? I built that with my own bare hands. I drove the pylons, laid the wood, and hammered every nail. But do you think people call me 'Joe the pier builder'?"

Second guy listens and then says, "So that's what's making you so miserable?"

First guy responds again, "You see that bridge over there? I built that too with my own bare hands. I erected the steel, fastened every bolt and even laid the asphalt. But do you think people call me 'Joe the bridge builder'?"

Second guys listens intently and then asks, "Well why does that make you so sad?"

First guy looks at him and says, "Well, you see that boat over there? I designed and built the entire thing myself. I crafted the hull, stitched the sails, and painted the entire thing. Do you think I'm called 'Joe the boat builder'? No. But you fuck one donkey..."

#283371Post 20 of 29

^ i'm in stitches. ;)

#283390Post 21 of 29

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They should have that guy get fucked by a horse, now that would be fair :twisted:

#283406Post 22 of 29

[quote=turban";p="69201]Not sure but I bet the dude that did it is quit un-stable.[/quote]

Eewww :)

#283492Post 23 of 29

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I don't get why all of you are making such a big deal about fucking some horse. I mean, we all get lonely sometimes don't we?! I mean, i remember one time I was in El Paso i guess, and I had nobody...and we're talking nobody (side from my hand which was blistered and worn out anyway)...so i ask the motel manager, "Where can i find some horse?" and he forwardly replied, "You can find tons of horse down on the strip! Blonde horse, brunette horse, crack horse, shaved horse". So I went down there and I don't know what all of you think is so disgusting but it was the best lay of my life!

#283497Post 24 of 29

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^^ [img]http://forums.spywareinfo.com/html/emoticons/alarm.gif[/img]

#283514Post 25 of 29

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That guy is fucking sick:P

#283569Post 26 of 29

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This is too good. The guy is in prision. When someone asks him why he's there, his reply is "bangin a horse" hahahaahahaha

What sick minded fool would actually try to mount a horse???

Sexually mount that is...

LOL :HolyShit:

#283570Post 27 of 29

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Oh, and we cant forget to mention that he must have had some DAMN good X!!!!!!!!

#283571Post 28 of 29

or it was bunk as fuck

#283870Post 29 of 29

Man civic zen has moved up from sheep to horses now. Damn he really needs some help. LOL.

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