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Why i fired my secratary

28 durable postsStarted 2004-06-16Latest 2004-06-28
#570Post 1 of 28

"Two weeks ago," was my thirtyth birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went into the kitchen for breakfast knowing that my wife would be pleasant and say 'Happy Birthday' and probably have a present for me. She didn't even say 'Good Morning' let alone say 'Happy Birthday'.

I said to myself 'Well that's wives for you. The children will remember.' But the children came into breakfast and didn't say a word. And when I started to the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent.

As I walked into my office, Janet said 'Good Morning, Boss--Happy Birthday' and I felt a little bit better that someone had remembered.

I worked until noon. About noon, Janet knocked on my door and said, 'You know it's such a beautiful day outside and it is your birthday, so let's go to lunch, just you and I. I said, 'By George, that is the greatest thing I have heard all day. Let's go.

We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go, we went out into the country to a private place. We had two Martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said, 'You know, it's such a beautiful day we don't need to go back to the office, do we?' I said, 'No, I guess not.

She said, 'Let's go to you house and I'll fix you another Martini.

We went to my house. We enjoyed another Martini and smoked a cigarette and she said, 'Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable' and I allowed her as I didn't mind at all.

She went into the bedroom and in about six minutes she came out of the bedroom singing happy birthday carrying a big birthday cake....

followed by my wife and children...

and all my friends

and i just sat there on the couch...

naked.


Iknow some of you have heard it before but i think its the funniest thing ive heard in a long time.

#198510Post 2 of 28

Classic. :lol:

#198515Post 3 of 28

Definetely classic. Hopefully we can get some of the other old stories back on here too.

#198516Post 4 of 28

We need some more of Haysoos Christos' uncontrollable bowels stories!

#198538Post 5 of 28

[quote=MJDub]We need some more of Haysoos Christos' uncontrollable bowels stories![/quote]

I was thinking the exact same thing. Where is the coward? :lol: :lol:

#198541Post 6 of 28

ooooh i hope he has em saved haha

#198555Post 7 of 28

have funs with your secretarieyes. :)

#198563Post 8 of 28

If you haven't cleared your temp. internet files for some time, you can view all the topics that you viewed earlier online - so you might copy & paste that here (on win2k it means going to your windows drive -> documents and settings -> your user name -> local settings -> temp. int. files Then just sort them by name and find all the 'viewtopic...'s; on any other system you can try accessing the addresses after choosing the option work ofline - but then you don't see the title of the topic - only the number). Unfortunatelly I ereased mine a week ago :(

#198675Post 9 of 28

[quote=MJDub]Classic. :lol:[/quote]

yeee thanks MJ :D

#198686Post 10 of 28

[quote=ubiqe]If you haven't cleared your temp. internet files for some time, you can view all the topics that you viewed earlier online - so you might copy & paste that here (on win2k it means going to your windows drive -> documents and settings -> your user name -> local settings -> temp. int. files Then just sort them by name and find all the 'viewtopic...'s; on any other system you can try accessing the addresses after choosing the option work ofline - but then you don't see the title of the topic - only the number). Unfortunatelly I ereased mine a week ago :([/quote]

desparate times call for desparate measures!

#198822Post 11 of 28

that is some funny shit!

#198885Post 12 of 28

Re: Why i fired my secratary

[quote=Musical Journey]"Two weeks ago," was my thirtyth birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went into the kitchen for breakfast knowing that my wife would be pleasant and say 'Happy Birthday' and probably have a present for me. She didn't even say 'Good Morning' let alone say 'Happy Birthday'.

I said to myself 'Well that's wives for you. The children will remember.' But the children came into breakfast and didn't say a word. And when I started to the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent.

As I walked into my office, Janet said 'Good Morning, Boss--Happy Birthday' and I felt a little bit better that someone had remembered.

I worked until noon. About noon, Janet knocked on my door and said, 'You know it's such a beautiful day outside and it is your birthday, so let's go to lunch, just you and I. I said, 'By George, that is the greatest thing I have heard all day. Let's go.

We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go, we went out into the country to a private place. We had two Martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said, 'You know, it's such a beautiful day we don't need to go back to the office, do we?' I said, 'No, I guess not.

She said, 'Let's go to you house and I'll fix you another Martini.

We went to my house. We enjoyed another Martini and smoked a cigarette and she said, 'Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable' and I allowed her as I didn't mind at all.

She went into the bedroom and in about six minutes she came out of the bedroom singing happy birthday carrying a big birthday cake....

followed by my wife and children...

and all my friends

and i just sat there on the couch...

naked.


Iknow some of you have heard it before but i think its the funniest thing ive heard in a long time.[/quote]

This has been posted on here like 5 times or so :roll: goddamn noob :wink:

#198978Post 13 of 28

Great Story but it was on here before glad u posted it again. Funny shit.

#198983Post 14 of 28

repost ... :P

#199003Post 15 of 28

It may be a repost but that shit is still funny. :lol: :ROFLMAO: Where is Haysoos??? :Crucify:

#199106Post 16 of 28

[quote=rewing3]Great Story but it was on here before glad u posted it again. Funny shit.[/quote]

Not here. On MS1. And that's why MJ wanted to repost it. So that everybody here may read it.

#199123Post 17 of 28

got to take it when you can get it lol

#199191Post 18 of 28

:CrackUp: :CrackUp:

#199524Post 19 of 28

i enjoyed it last time. thanks for the memories

#199544Post 20 of 28

LOL that's a riot :)

#213942Post 21 of 28

[quote=MJDub]We need some more of Haysoos Christos' uncontrollable bowels stories![/quote]

I want them back. Now. Kthxbye

#213988Post 22 of 28

that`s fun!!! :mrgreen:

#213993Post 23 of 28

[quote=DreamGirlie][quote=MJDub]We need some more of Haysoos Christos' uncontrollable bowels stories![/quote]

I want them back. Now. Kthxbye[/quote]

Yeah I bet you do. :Naughty:

#214051Post 24 of 28

First time I hear this "classic" story :) ... All I can say is ... wicked! :) :)

#214175Post 25 of 28

:CrackUp: lmfao that never gets funny, thanks for the laugh ofter today I needed it.

#214191Post 26 of 28

Wow. That is any guys worst night mare. That's funny. Should have gone back to her place. AHHH . I cant stop laughing. What do u do? I would just laugh. Look at my wife, put my clothes on and go to the club. :Bingo:

#214218Post 27 of 28

story

nice story, but i was surprised some of the board members worked or had jobs good enough that they got a secretary.

#214233Post 28 of 28

Well is obesly clasic. jeje

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