So im stood there in the toilet doing what i was there for when who do i notice stood at the side of me? Only Mr Diggers himself, well... you know im one to talk quite a lot so true to form i started blurting all sorts of alcohol and narcotic induced nonsense his way. All he could say to me was "fuck off, im trying to piss" I was in pain with laughter, he must have said it 3 times at least, the poor man just couldnt pee cause i was blabbing on and on. I walked out of the toilets in fits of laughter :CrackUp:

Sorry John. :P

Had a really good night though, i attempted to talk to Chloe but i think John must have given her the low down on me because she was distracted and fucked off. Cheers Chloe :P You played a nice set though kid :RockOn: Met up with Hos who was full of cold poor kid, wheres my bottle of water btw? ! :twisted: Also saw Xeb but by that time i was wasted so i`ve no idea what we talked about :oops: maybe you can tell me.

I posted the Diggers in the toilet episode on the Bedrock board in the hope he replies, i want him to tell me to fuck off again cause i honestly deserve it. :Naughty:

[url=http://bedrock.org.uk/socialise/viewtopic.php?p=186249#186249]Bedrock last night[/url]

lol you crazy fuck ;)

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Bebrock?? Where the fuck is that?!!!

Believe me i think it was MajorTom or benson or Tom someone, had it much worse.

Who ever it was, was having a piss and loudly declaring what a man Danny Howells was, how he played such a kick ass set and diggers would really have to pull up his socks to make it anywhere close. he turns round after saying Diggers has been a little off form to see the man himself standing behind him.

So MJ you got off lightly!!

I dont get how you wouldnt be able to concentrate on pissing by having someone blab to you. Once i start I dont stop? lol

Hah...now you've got Diggers and Duff McKagin that want your head on a platter!!!

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That's some funny shit MJ....

:Bounce:

haha you stupid fuck

uhhh fuck i need to sleep

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Funny story. Some guys just can't piss with an audience.

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LOL@ topic title "Bebrock" :Laugh:

Poor Digweed...he?s a shy guy anyway so I guess he felt a bit uncomfortable while trying to piss...i hope you did not mention anything about [ms]. burps :HumpMe:

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oh dear

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:Bounce: That is alsolutely brilliant

I love when MJ goes out and comes back with these stories.

MJ, dont EVER stop clubbing mate, you keep us entertained!

"charlie in the eye"

"the road rage story"

and now.. "giving Diggers stage fright whilst trying to have a piss"

LOL

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[quote=Morgan";p="63333]Bebrock?? Where the fuck is that?!!![/quote]

[quote=TomTom";p="63517]LOL@ topic title "Bebrock" :Laugh[/quote]

Sorry, i just noticed that, it must have been something to do with the Stella last night. :oops:

NO WAY you got Digweed to tell you to Fcuk Off!

it was awesome meeting you. sorry it was hard for me to hear you... hahah. i got it in the end tho didn't i.

bedrock was amazing. you guys are such lovely people.

:loveyou:

nice one MJ :lol:

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Nice one MJ, you fucking rule man :Bingo:

i upset the exact same ginger tosser at Bedrock a couple of years back too as it happens, me & the mrs collared him in the foyer, so managed to get a chat with him, i was twatted and asked him what the deal was with his "acting" in Groove, he was a bit bemused so i just kind of implied it was a tad cheesy, he took some serious offence to that, just scowled at me and mumbled something containing the word fuck or fucker and took off, LMAO, tetchy fucker :lol:

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LMAO, MJ and Chem can start a club and wear "I pissed Digweed off" shirts. :lol:

I didn`t think i was pissing him off until he fucked off in a huff. There where guys in there laughing with me too. Oh John, you made my night kid. :LoveYou:

how did you get 6 years younger all of a sudden?

[quote=peloquin";p="63618]how did you get 6 years younger all of a sudden?[/quote]

I wondered when someone would notice that.

[MercuryStalkers]

What a story mate... and that signature is killing me :CrackUp:

[quote=Musical Journey";p="63619][quote=peloquin";p="63618]how did you get 6 years younger all of a sudden?[/quote]

I wondered when someone would notice that.[/quote]

nuffin gets by me mate :WinkNSmi:

nice story mj. you remind me of that guy in Human Traffic. Jip. :lol:

puffin the 'erb, p-puffin the 'erb :lol:

nice one brotha! If anyone could get JD to tell them to fuck off, you'd be the one that could do it. wish I could've been there to accidentally piss on his shoes when I turned to see him

lol @ mj/jip

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No kidding . . . John has got to be the most patient guy in the world, especially considering all the fucked up people talking absolute rubbish that he has to deal with all the time (myself included).

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[quote=Foley";p="63715]No kidding . . . John has got to be the most patient guy in the world, especially considering all the fucked up people talking absolute rubbish that he has to deal with all the time (myself included).[/quote]

I agree somewhat.. I just think he is on a totally different level than most any human. Thats what makes him, well, HIM, if you know what I mean. :wink:

Hes on the same level...just has more talent in a specific area than most :D

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[quote=unome";p="63717][quote=Foley";p="63715]No kidding . . . John has got to be the most patient guy in the world, especially considering all the fucked up people talking absolute rubbish that he has to deal with all the time (myself included).[/quote]

I agree somewhat.. I just think he is on a totally different level than most any human. Thats what makes him, well, HIM, if you know what I mean. :wink:[/quote]

I absolutely know what you mean! Despite his amazing talent and status as a DJ/producer/label owner/promoter/etc., there is not a trace of ego in the man. He's one of the most humble people I've ever had the pleasure of knowing.

^^ you wanna try pissing next to him

i dont like to have a conversation while im pissing either

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Be greatful your weren?t pissibng next to Danny Tagnaglia.

[url=http://www.madeevent.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=1698&page=1&pp=20]HERE[/url]

LOLOLOLOL.

"biggie" is my friend jason. I cant believe that thread is all over the place now lol.

So come on Pel, youer in the loo next to Diggerz... you say nothing? I speak to everyone, i just cant keep my trap shut. :ChatterB:

[quote=Musical Journey";p="63764]So come on Pel, youer in the loo next to Diggerz... you say nothing? I speak to everyone, i just cant keep my trap shut. :ChatterB:[/quote]

As long as eyes are front Diggers shouldnt have a had problem with you yammering away to him.

Unless you had on your "I "heart" Digweed top, lol :LoveYou:

i bet he was straight up "ace ventura" style, checking out diggers ring :lol:

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[quote=Morgan";p="63746]Be greatful your weren?t pissibng next to Danny Tagnaglia.

[url=http://www.madeevent.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=1698&page=1&pp=20]HERE[/url][/quote]

[quote]Me: "Hi -d!" Actions: smiling and laughing DT: Response: "-d?" Actions: blank stare and no laughing Me: "I just wanted to let you know how much I miss you and your parties. Hopefully something will start up again soon." DT: Actions: Another blank stare. Response: "You smell." Next action: took the portfolio he was holding and wafted the air numerous times. Me: Actions: Turned my back and walked away thinking hey I might stink from all this sweat, but what a fucking asshole. [/quote]

:ROFLMAO:

GOLDEN :Bingo: Danny should get his own show

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The only time I 'spoke' to Digweed was when he played, quite possibly, the best set I've ever heard... so I felt compelled to shake his hand (I do that sometimes). So I put forward my hand, he accepts it and leans forward for the chat he's presumably expecting - I, of course, can barely speak so I just mumble something about a "great set" and quickly skulk away before I look any more foolish. :oops:

So, he's clearly happy to talk when he hasn't got his 'member' in his hand :lol: