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You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

92 durable postsStarted 2008-03-15Latest 2008-03-20
#52122Post 1 of 92

You have more mixes on your hard drive then you'll ever have time to listen.

You think Jibgolly is one ugly mofo yelling into a mike.

You've seen every funny/gross pic/gif in the universe.

You get strangely aroused whenever you see the username KinkyJ because you combine it in your head with huge tits.

Continue...

#985590Post 2 of 92

Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

you'd recognize that buckminsterfullerne shape anywhere...

#985594Post 3 of 92

Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

[quote=Homegrove;578245]You get strangely aroused whenever you see the username KinkyJ because you combine it in your head with huge tits.[/quote]:lol:

You refresh the GYY page every 5 fucking minutes on Fridays to post asap in the TGIF thread.

#985597Post 4 of 92

Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

You open your Hernan Cattaneo folder to move some files to the mp3 player. The list is so long you can't remember what you have and have not listened to. [I gotta figure out a new way of sorting his sets.]

Your hard drive and backup drives are a mess with folders full of sets waiting to be ID tagged my particular way, files names standardized my way, various tracklists scattered in the right and wrong places, you get the idea....

and I JUST got here!

#985602Post 5 of 92

Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

^^^ welcome to the madness :D

You can't dowload porn for 3 weeks because you've exceeded your provider's bandwidth twice this month already downing sets.

#985604Post 6 of 92

Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

You have the t-shirt to prove it.

#985608Post 7 of 92

Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

[quote=CactusBeats;578253] Your hard drive and backup drives are a mess with folders full of sets waiting to be ID tagged my particular way, files names standardized my way, various tracklists scattered in the right and wrong places, you get the idea....[/quote]

Perpetual problem :what

You know you're a Mercury Server user when ...

... you have 7 years of cd/dvd backups and no way to hunt down a mix because you lost the fucking catalog :roll:

... GYY is the morning pitstop for what's happening around the world.

... you open a thread expecting a picture of poop.

... a drunken post with lyrics turns into a 2-page discourse on track-etymology.

... you have to [I]work[/I] because the server is down.

... you wait for a GU / Oakenfold / BT thread so you can whine and voice your bitter disappointment to the world [I]again.

... [/I]you think of [ms] whenever you surf porn and see a nice rack.

... you think of [ms] whenever you see something stupid on the net.

... you jetset (or try to) around the world to catch Digweed.

#985611Post 8 of 92

Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

....Your IT guys at work have had mercuryserver blocked due to excessive amounts of time spent on it

....have based your weekend schedule on events that have appeared on the site

.... have gotten into an argument about EDM with someone you have never met ............

#985617Post 9 of 92

Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

... you always have [ms] in a browser tab that never closes.

... you're contributing too much to this thread.

#985625Post 10 of 92

Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

you won a tshirt in a MS contest and are still waiting for it to arrive

when ms is down you leave work early

#985626Post 11 of 92

Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

you have a max of 25 gig per moth to download and you always exceed your limit 4 days before the end of the month, plus MS users always never have any room to store all their music weather it be on the hard drive or in the house :D

#985627Post 12 of 92

Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

you take your phone with you to the bathroom, so you can stay up to date while on the crapper. Yes, I'm shitting right now :)

#985629Post 13 of 92

Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

[QUOTE=feather;578266]Perpetual problem :what

You know you're a Mercury Server user when ...

... you have 7 years of cd/dvd backups and no way to hunt down a mix because you lost the fucking catalog :roll:

... GYY is the morning pitstop for what's happening around the world.

... you open a thread expecting a picture of poop.

... a drunken post with lyrics turns into a 2-page discourse on track-etymology.

... you have to [I]work[/I] because the server is down.

... you wait for a GU / Oakenfold / BT thread so you can whine and voice your bitter disappointment to the world [I]again.

... [/I]you think of [ms] whenever you surf porn and see a nice rack.

... you think of [ms] whenever you see something stupid on the net.

... you jetset (or try to) around the world to catch Digweed.[/QUOTE]

I am guilty of 6 of those.

#985634Post 14 of 92

Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

Your girlfriend makes fun of you because you talk about your internet buddys You really worry if the server goes down with out a warning

#985635Post 15 of 92

Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

-- you cant wait until it is your birthday so you can see your birthday greetings on [ms]

#985649Post 16 of 92

Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

you've drank beer with 50+ other members

you go to a city you've never been to before and another member recognizes you in a club bathroom

you met your roommate on mercuryserver

more people on mercuryserver know your face than people at work do

#985676Post 17 of 92

Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

You're afraid to stick the [ms] stickers you got almost two years ago anywhere because you're afraid some emo dickhead will just draw over it with black permanent marker.

#985691Post 18 of 92

Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

[QUOTE=picklemonkey;578318]you go to a city you've never been to before and another member recognizes you in a club bathroom[/QUOTE]

Or you fly 5000 miles, stand in a club off your tits and some dude walks up to you and says "Hey, you're MJ right" I wish I could remember who it was by the way, own up now bitches!

:shock:

#985755Post 19 of 92

Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

... when, in a drugged haze, you accost Digweed in the toilets and ask him to plug your favourite on-line community.

#985757Post 20 of 92

Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

y'all be scarin me now....

:shock:

#985758Post 21 of 92

Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

You really did that??????:shock: and he goes to the toilet?? :shock:

#985760Post 22 of 92

Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

(allegedly) MJ did it at Heaven ... get him to recount the full story, tis a classic !

#985768Post 23 of 92

Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

[QUOTE=simonr;578433]... when, in a drugged haze, you accost Digweed in the toilets and ask him to plug your favourite on-line community.[/QUOTE]

Was that at Bedrock's 6th Birthday @ Heaven?

#985771Post 24 of 92

Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

[QUOTE=simonr;578433]... when, in a drugged haze, you accost Digweed in the toilets and ask him to plug your favourite on-line community.[/QUOTE]

HAHA, now that was bloody funny.

Yeah it happened, see [URL="http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4797"]HERE[/URL]

I actually spoke to him at the Frisky party at WMC a few years ago and asked him if he remembered it, he said yes.Ask Jib, he'll tell ya.

#985774Post 25 of 92

Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

[QUOTE=MJ;578452]HAHA, now that was bloody funny.

Yeah it happened, see [URL="http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4797"]HERE[/URL]

I actually spoke to him at the Frisky party at WMC a few years ago and asked him if he remembered it, he said yes.Ask Jib, he'll tell ya.[/QUOTE]

I was there too if that's the Bedrock Birthday when Chloe spun...

#985776Post 26 of 92

Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

[QUOTE=MJ;578367]Or you fly 5000 miles, stand in a club off your tits and some dude walks up to you and says "Hey, you're MJ right" I wish I could remember who it was by the way, own up now bitches!

:shock:[/QUOTE]

:lol: that's happened to me many times too... but they say "pickle" instead of "mj"

#985793Post 27 of 92

Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

[QUOTE=MJ;578452]HAHA, now that was bloody funny.

Yeah it happened, see [URL="http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4797"]HERE[/URL]

I actually spoke to him at the Frisky party at WMC a few years ago and asked him if he remembered it, he said yes.Ask Jib, he'll tell ya.[/QUOTE]What a great thread!! I as a bit taken aback when a guy here last week kissed his hand . :lol:

#985853Post 28 of 92

Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

Hopefully not while he was in the toilets !

#985864Post 29 of 92

Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

... if you want to kick MJ in the nuts so hard his head explodes

#985888Post 30 of 92

Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

[QUOTE=Wanni;578559]... if you want to kick MJ in the nuts so hard his head explodes[/QUOTE]

We love each other really.

[IMG]http://picklemonkey.net/photos/miami/2006/DSC02023.JPG[/IMG]

#985907Post 31 of 92

Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

^^ i love seeing pics taken during the THM party at WMC

the party this year is at the same spot.. cant wait.. wish you were going to be there Mikey

#985911Post 32 of 92

Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

when you spend the week listening to lyrics and keeping tabs on which one's would be good for a friday mystery lyrics thread.

when you're more interested in GYY than any other part of the board.

#985940Post 33 of 92

Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

can remember where they heard a tune first.. eg out clubbin and a certain CHOON comes on a ms user will always have a good memory and say yup i first heard this track at such and such a place and time :D

#985946Post 34 of 92

Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

[QUOTE=feather;578266]... GYY is the morning pitstop for what's happening around the world.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=hambino21;578269]....Your IT guys at work have had mercuryserver blocked due to excessive amounts of time spent on it[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Troklo;578300]Your girlfriend makes fun of you because you talk about your internet buddys You really worry if the server goes down with out a warning[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=picklemonkey;578318]more people on mercuryserver know your face than people at work do[/QUOTE]

jesus it's 6:00 pm, I'm buzzed off my rocker...... and them 4 items just gave me the quivvers of reality...... god I love you all.....

#985953Post 35 of 92

Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

you introduce yourself, and then give your [ms] handle out of force of habit

we love you too K :)

#985975Post 36 of 92

Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

^^ What, Unrelenting narrator of musical esctasy? Now that's a long name!

#985978Post 37 of 92

Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

^^^ i cant believe you pulled that out! lmao

how long have you had that locked and loaded?

#985982Post 38 of 92

Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

[QUOTE=simonr;578545]Hopefully not while he was in the toilets ![/QUOTE]You think I was stalking him in the mens toilet :shock: :lol:

#986181Post 39 of 92

Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

[quote=Steve Graham;578301]-- you cant wait until it is your birthday so you can see your birthday greetings on [ms][/quote]

I didn't get one this year:roll:

#986184Post 40 of 92

Re: You know you're a Mercury Server-user when

happy birthday Buckman!!!!! (belated)

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