A nine year old boy asks his mother, "Is God male or female?" After thinking for a moment, his mother responds "Well God is both male and female." This confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?" "Well," she says, "God is both black and white." This really confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?" Feeling a bit out of her depth, but wanting to be consistent, the mother answers, "Honey, God is both gay and straight." At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks... "Is Michael Jackson God?"
[ms] · Est. May 2002
Music madethis place,we just kept itgoing...
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Joke du Jour
8 durable postsStarted 2004-10-01Latest 2004-10-01
Now we now everything!
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taxi for Xeb. :lol:
[quote=ubiqe";p="58806]Now we now everything![/quote]
Except for how to spell the word "know"
[quote=Musical Journey][img]http://www.geoexplorer.co.uk/sections/diary/diary_images/australia/tumbleweed_parachilna.jpg[/img][/quote] :ROFLMAO:
I love MJ jokes.
Re: Joke du Jour
Well done Xeb, i liked it.
As for you MJ, maybe you could post a joke instead of poking fun. :roll: Shame on you.
You`re right Morgs, i should be ashamed. Sorry Xeb, will a huge fat line at Bedrock next week be a piece offering at all? *as Mj sticks two beauts up at Morgs.
And as for a joke, well, i only post kwalitee jokes as you well know... and they are very hard to come by.
Stand by........