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Kids + Margaritaville = Drunk

20 durable postsStarted 2004-09-30Latest 2004-10-01
#4892Post 1 of 20

Kids Visit Margaritaville Virginia grade schoolers accidentally served alcohol at lunch

SEPTEMBER 29--Earlier this month, the staff, faculty, and Board of Trustees at Virginia's private Alexandria Country Day School had a Mexican-themed dinner complete with some tasty margaritas. For some reason, the leftover hooch was placed in a school refrigerator. You can probably guess what's coming next. On September 10, the booze was mistaken for "limeade" by school workers and actually served at lunch to students in the third, fourth, and fifth grades. The below letter from school head Alexander Harvey was sent home with the kids. The margarita mixup came after the school ran out of milk and apparently had no negative affect of the students, who "sipped it and said that it didn't taste good." They're young, they'll learn. An embarrassed and contrite Harvey promised that booze will now be banned on campus and all faculty parties will be held off-site. (1 page)

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#268048Post 2 of 20

:ROFLMAO: I was expecting to read "...while we broadcast a pornographic film, 'Backdoor Sluts 9', for the indoor recess."

#268056Post 3 of 20

Kids are such pussies these days. I was pimping my cousin out for PCP when I was 7. And he was only 6!

#268057Post 4 of 20

lets keep this pg please ... the kiddies you know?

#268063Post 5 of 20

Re: Kids + Margaritaville = Drunk

it's great this happened at some private school.. the uptight conservate parents of these kids must have s&*% a brick when they found out their kids got booze.. when they become alcoholic rebels 10 years later I bet we'll be hearing about some lawsuits....

#268065Post 6 of 20

At least it wasn't Smirnoff Strawberry... :roll:

#268067Post 7 of 20

Re: Kids + Margaritaville = Drunk

skahound: that reminds me you ripped me off.. you said he was f&*%ing clean.. I got all three hepatituses and the clap off him.. or maybe it was that testube marked "STDz" I stuck muh weiner in der huh her her huh... uhhhh i can't see

#268068Post 8 of 20

... people are fucking clueless. wtf were they thinking ... ?

think about it ... dont you read lablels when searching ... or do you just open a bottle and go " hey this looks like some shit they can drink"

/my fucking head hurts. i do not understand.

#268069Post 9 of 20

lmao too funny!

#268072Post 10 of 20

The line from the letter I love is:

"It was determined that it was some leftover margarita mix (with tequila) from a before-school Mexican board/faculty/staff dinner."

Before school? You mean you're teaching our kids while you're blitzed? Absolutely mindless.

#268096Post 11 of 20

Re: Kids + Margaritaville = Drunk

:RockOn:
make the kids jello shots for dessert

#270949Post 12 of 20

teach 'em young. sounds like future trailer park residents to me. "i've been drinking since pre-school, dont tell me how to manage a waffle house!"

#270956Post 13 of 20

I think the letter is a fake. It was clearly done on a word processor made after 1972.

#271145Post 14 of 20

^^^ do not turn this into a poli thread. it is far far away. =P

#271150Post 15 of 20

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"We ask the students to be honest and admit their mistakes, and we should do the same"

Now we really would have a story if they tried to cover it up.

#271360Post 16 of 20

Re: Kids + Margaritaville = Drunk

:shock:

wow! LOL I think this is worse than that 3months old slut dieing of head trauma...

#271385Post 17 of 20

[quote=msanchez]wow! LOL I think this is worse than that 3months old slut dieing of head trauma...[/quote] You're wrong. And a cock. :EvilFlic:

#271456Post 18 of 20

Re: Kids + Margaritaville = Drunk

Just tryin to voice my opinion geewiz hehe :NotMe:

#271467Post 19 of 20

alcohol could probably treat ADD better in some kids than the chemicals they're feeding them now.

#271752Post 20 of 20

[quote=asdf_admin";p="57684]... people are fucking clueless. wtf were they thinking ... ?

think about it ... dont you read lablels when searching ... or do you just open a bottle and go " hey this looks like some shit they can drink"

/my fucking head hurts. i do not understand.[/quote]

If it was left over maybe it was in a jug with no lable or something. But still, why would they even keep the left overs, or why would there be any left overs? I think the faculty are pussies for not being able to clean off a jug of margaritas. LOL

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