Since this board is all about facials, Britney and Kanye these days, I thought you people might appreciate knowing this stunning celeb news:

[QUOTE] It's true: Madonna really does where the trousers in her marriage - as if we needed proof!

The Queen of Pop left Claridges last night with her hubby Guy Ritchie in tow, but she wasn't clutching the movie director's hand, rather Madge was gripping onto a see through plastic bag which contained a rather lethal looking strap-on dildo called the Predator.

Just how will Guy explain that one down the pub?

We already knew Madonna had balls of steel but now it seems, she's got a set of strap on plastic ones as well. [/QUOTE]:partypeople:

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What kinda guy wouldn't want to be fucked up the ass by Madonna? ;)

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[quote=33L;527371]What kinda guy wouldn't want to be fucked up the ass by Madonna? ;)[/quote]

nice quote.:lol:

heres the pic of her on the way to 33L' s place

[url]http://www.tmz.com/2007/09/11/madonna-and-the-purple-penetrator/[/url]

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Luckily for Guy Terrorist are locking their sites on Madge and Britney

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Deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper Sweeter and sweeter and sweeter and sweeter

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^^^ ... the Kanala striiiiiiing :D

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^^^^ Hmmm now that you mention it, it could be part of a kabbalah ritual.

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^^^ stringing a plastic purple cock up your arm to scare away evil terrorist spirits? Oy!

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[quote=KinKyJ;527455]^^^ stringing a plastic purple cock up your arm to scare away evil terrorist spirits? Oy![/quote]

....... whilst singing "Papa don't preach" in meditative monotone.

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As long as it's not for the welcome party for the new kid she bought herself, I'm cool with it ;)

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hehe funny thread