Whats up everyone,
As you can see Im looking for a job in the Miami Area, I am currently a college student and im looking for a part-time job
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I Need a JOB in the Miami area
24 durable postsStarted 2007-09-05Latest 2007-09-24
Re: I Need a JOB in the Miami area
are you for real? this isn't monster.com bro, hit up craigslist or something.
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lol --> wtf
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when i was in college (still feels weird to say that) i made pizzas at one of the dining commons.
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Miami eh? How about slinging crack cocaine or sucking cock in the park. If you can't make rap choons, that's the fastest way to make a mil :RockOn:
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handjobs are pretty easy to come by in miami
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Bumfights can be an easy source of income.
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[quote=picklemonkey;524618]handjobs are pretty easy to come by in miami[/quote]
Especially when you're there! :D
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[quote=KinKyJ;524617]Miami eh? How about slinging crack cocaine or sucking cock in the park. If you can't make rap choons, that's the fastest way to make a mil :RockOn:[/quote]
what about a wicked jump shot?
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^^^ whats that ?
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Good thing you asked us...you came to the right place.
There is this guy named Guido in a green duplex on the corner of Collins & Espanola Way. Go inside, and take the first door on your LEFT down three flights of stairs. You will come upon two doors, a metal and a wooden door. DON'T TOUCH THE METAL DOOR. Knock THREE TIMES with your LEFT KNEECAP on the wooden door. When the door opens, walk in and DON'T SAY A WORD.
There will be people all around you. They will hit you with rolled up tube socks. Let them.
When they form a circle around you, you must utter the secret phrase: "The sausage is in the penguin." Guido will then come forward and have a job for you.
If you fail to follow these instructions precisely, they will all probably kill you.
Good luck! :)
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[quote=Miroslav;524712]Good thing you asked us...you came to the right place.
There is this guy named Guido in a green duplex on the corner of Collins & Espanola Way. Go inside, and take the first door on your LEFT down three flights of stairs. You will come upon two doors, a metal and a wooden door. DON'T TOUCH THE METAL DOOR. Knock THREE TIMES with your LEFT KNEECAP on the wooden door. When the door opens, walk in and DON'T SAY A WORD.
There will be people all around you. They will hit you with rolled up tube socks. Let them.
When they form a circle around you, you must utter the secret phrase: "The sausage is in the penguin." Guido will then come forward and have a job for you.
If you fail to follow these instructions precisely, they will all probably kill you.
Good luck! :)[/quote]
hahahah so thats why your in Indiana. :lol:
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I thought it wasn't the worst idea in the world when I saw the thread title-I imagine it wouldn't have garnered the same response if someone with a higher post count had started this.....
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^^^ so ?
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[quote=alexfish333;524714]I thought it wasn't the worst idea in the world when I saw the thread title-I imagine it wouldn't have garnered the same response if someone with a higher post count had started this.....[/quote]
do you have a job for the man or not?
Re: I Need a JOB in the Miami area
^^^WTF kind of job does he want anyway? A little more information would be useful. Part time jobs at gas stations are easy to come by, but is this what you are looking for?
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Depending on the job, you'll need to speak Spanish if you want to work in Miami.
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Here's a tip: Get off your internet bulletin board perusing ass, go down to the 7-11 where you buy your beef jerky and fill out an application.
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I just moved from South Florida last year and lived there for 32 years. My advice, GTFO! ;) There is nothing there worth seeing anymore. If you decide to stay, follow KinkyJ's advice.
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[quote=speciale;524804]I just moved from South Florida last year and lived there for 32 years. My advice, GTFO! ;) There is nothing there worth seeing anymore. If you decide to stay, follow KinkyJ's advice.[/quote]
lol, so you then decided to settle down in the atlanta suburbs??? good job sir! :p
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[quote=anonin;524808]lol, so you then decided to settle down in the atlanta suburbs??? good job sir! :p[/quote]
yep, moved about 30-40 miles north of Atlanta to Cumming, GA. Nothing wrong with being a cumming man :shock:
Re: I Need a JOB in the Miami area
What are your credentials, skills, etc?
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[QUOTE=picklemonkey;524618]handjobs are pretty easy to come by in miami[/QUOTE]
How much did you make doing that during WMC 07?
Re: I Need a JOB in the Miami area
yea not the best place to ask for "just a job"...as there are plenty down there as is. That's about as vague as saying "the computer doesn't work"
Now on the other hand if you asked who in the Miami area knows about getting a job in [specific field/area] then you might have had better luck.
I love this site :lol: