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[QUOTE][B]Fine[/B] This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
[B]Five Minutes[/B] If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
[B]Nothing[/B] This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
[B]Go Ahead[/B] This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
[B]Loud Sigh[/B] This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
[B]That's Okay[/B] This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
[B]Thanks[/B] A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
[B]Whatever[/B] Is a women's way of saying F@*K YOU!
[B]Don't worry about it, I got it[/B] Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.[/QUOTE]