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Separate yourself from other men!

23 durable postsStarted 2007-08-21Latest 2007-08-22
#45206Post 1 of 23

[B]"Man, summer is here, and love is in the air!"[/B]

EDIT: Had to leave this line in..at least original spam in a kind of weird way. :lol:

#905334Post 2 of 23

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ohh boy i get to post in this before it gets locked!

#905335Post 3 of 23

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i saw 'superbad' tonight. it was super-good! wasn't that a clever play on words!?

#905336Post 4 of 23

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i've switched conditioners lately. definitely noticed more bounce in my hair. and i've had nothing but compliments rolling in about the sheen and radiance, two things my old conditioner just couldn't give me.

one satisfied customer here...

#905337Post 5 of 23

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i've always how deaf people talk dirty to each other during sex? dirty-signing? what would the gestures be like?

#905338Post 6 of 23

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man gerupka. you and me could party. well, once i've used some of your fine product that is. before that, it'd just be awkward. i'd feel so inferior hanging out with you knowing i just couldn't compete with you in that 'certain department'. and by certain department, i mean being a douche who posts on message boards for cock-enhancers that will probably only give people acne in areas where acne shouldn't exist. here's to ass pimples and you, Gerupka!

#905341Post 7 of 23

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wow! 6-month supply for $200! Amazing!

#905343Post 8 of 23

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Sepcial rates for 2k MS members?

#905346Post 9 of 23

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Gerupka, I have this problem mang, maybe you can spam a solution: my cock is so huge that I rip women like a wet newspaper every single time. What should I do? Have a shrinking formula too?

#905347Post 10 of 23

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Willing to trade it for a bunch or r3aL R0L3x or passes to porn websites.

#905390Post 11 of 23

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[quote=day_for_night;520062]ohh boy i get to post in this before it gets locked![/quote]The mods are sleeping imo :lol:

#905395Post 12 of 23

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my midget girlfriend was complaining last night about about how small i was , so i guess this comes at a good time cheers Gerupka

#905409Post 13 of 23

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[quote=day_for_night;520065]i've always how deaf people talk dirty to each other during sex? dirty-signing? what would the gestures be like?[/quote]

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#905421Post 14 of 23

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^^Pop lock and shock it.

#905442Post 15 of 23

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I don?t need it... I?m happy with it

#905467Post 16 of 23

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#905508Post 17 of 23

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[quote=day_for_night;520065]i've always how deaf people talk dirty to each other during sex? dirty-signing? what would the gestures be like?[/quote] deaf sex would be hot, imo. you wouldn't hear all the silly squishy sex noises, and all of your other senses would be heightened.

#905560Post 18 of 23

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^^Silly squishy sex noises are the best. :Anal:

#905567Post 19 of 23

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great thread

#905569Post 20 of 23

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[quote=Gerupka;520050][B]"Man, summer is here, and love is in the air!"[/B] [/quote]

My farts DO smell like love!

#905576Post 21 of 23

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booty love, I'm sure.

#905624Post 22 of 23

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:Anal::Anal::Anal::Anal:

#905720Post 23 of 23

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[quote=KinKyJ;520075]Gerupka, I have this problem mang, maybe you can spam a solution: my cock is so huge that I rip women like a wet newspaper every single time. What should I do? Have a shrinking formula too?[/quote]

I have a solution, just wake up and stop dreaming. :lol:

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