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Jenkem, FVCK YEAH!

35 durable postsStarted 2007-08-20Latest 2007-12-09
#45190Post 1 of 35

[QUOTE][B]Jenkem[/B] or [B]jekem[/B] is an [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inhalant"]inhaled gas[/URL] which can result in [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dissociative_drug"]dissociation[/URL] and [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hallucination"]hallucinations[/URL]. It is made from [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermentation_%28biochemistry%29"]fermented[/URL] [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sewage"]sewage[/URL]. According to Fountain of Hope, a [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-profit_organization"]non-profit organization[/URL], Jenkem is used by [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Street_children"]street children[/URL] in [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lusaka"]Lusaka[/URL], [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zambia"]Zambia[/URL] as a substitute for ordinary inhalants such as [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glue"]glue[/URL] or [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petrol"]petrol[/URL]. However, the news reports upon which existing knowledge of jenkem give no information as to how or when the children first began manufacturing jenkem. According to [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BBC_News"]BBC News[/URL] it has been around since at least [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1997"]1997[/URL][/QUOTE]

Right, now click [URL="https://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2013870"]this link[/URL] and find out how sad people on totse are...

SHITSNIFFAZZZZ :lol::lol::lol:

#905138Post 2 of 35

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that is fucking sick and sad.

#905139Post 3 of 35

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Holy shit! I can't believe someone would snuff that crap.

#905142Post 4 of 35

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:OhMy:

#905160Post 5 of 35

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can't wait to hear from beanz on this.

[S]Jenkem for Sale!![/S]

#905161Post 6 of 35

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who cares about what beanz has to say on this. this story speaks for itself :not me:

#905181Post 7 of 35

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besides this disgusting shit sniffing story theres some interesting reading there too [url]https://www.totse.com/community/forumdisplay.php?f=153[/url]

#905273Post 8 of 35

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^^^ posts about taking coke, xanax, acid, awesome bongs, ... yeah, people wasting their lives imo...

#905285Post 9 of 35

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what the hell?? how old is that little jackass anyway like 14? sounds like his parents need to take away his internets and he need a good ass kicking by his father, after he gets back from the polo club and drives back home and parks his mercedes in their 5 car garage.

#905407Post 10 of 35

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[quote=picklemonkey;519878]who cares about what beanz has to say on this. this story speaks for itself :not me:[/quote]

:TNF:

#905431Post 11 of 35

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that totse is a cool site actually, very much interesting reads on it. not that i'm into drugs, but just these "reviews" are fun to read. let alone the eroctica section :)

#905441Post 12 of 35

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I bet you had a blast in the scat section yeah :p

#905452Post 13 of 35

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all germans are totally into scat. /kiddin'

#905462Post 14 of 35

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Yeah I remember that from South Park: Cartman's mom was in a German Scheisse movie. :D

#905505Post 15 of 35

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i'm only lately getting into south park, never was a big fan before. but the more i watch it, the more i like it. but honestly, where do these lines come from? as if germans are more into scat porn than perverts from other countries?

#905507Post 16 of 35

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Reading that post about someone trying this first hand is one of the most disturbing things I've read about in a while. Seeing the pics actually made me gag a little.

#905509Post 17 of 35

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i never watched the pics, the story is fucked up enough. i wouldn't want to watch the movie either if there was one.

#905539Post 18 of 35

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I think this thread is starting to stink :smells l:

#905542Post 19 of 35

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[quote=GLD;520255]i'm only lately getting into south park, never was a big fan before. but the more i watch it, the more i like it. but honestly, where do these lines come from? as if germans are more into scat porn than perverts from other countries?[/quote]It was in the movie, not the series. Kyle finds out that Cartman's mom featured in a German scheisse movie and appeared on the cover of Crack Whore. "Mom, if you were in a German scheisse movie, you would tell me, wouldn't you?" That line still cracks me up :lol:

#935402Post 20 of 35

I weep for the future. New drug "Jenkem"

So lame. And sad. Just do what you parents did. Honestly. Drink or smoke. But this???:roll: [url]http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1105072jenkem1.html[/url]

#935403Post 21 of 35

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wow...people actually do this?? :lol: Huf up shit and sewage?? Clearly, "dignity" is not in these kids' vocabularies...

#935407Post 22 of 35

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HAhahahahah....I live in Collier County but have never heard of this...Kids these days....:roll:

#935409Post 23 of 35

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[URL]http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/showthread.php?t=45230&highlight=jenkem[/URL]

#935410Post 24 of 35

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That's very shitty of them to do!

#935465Post 25 of 35

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[quote=KinKyJ;519807]Right, now click [URL="https://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2013870"]this link[/URL] and find out how sad people on totse are...

SHITSNIFFAZZZZ :lol::lol::lol:[/quote]

We have a huge problem of glue sniffing street children in South Africa and the glue of choice is Jenkem a white wood glue that they inhale through plastic bags via the mouth. As you drive around you see them lying on street corners trashed out of their minds. They are also easy prey for sexual predators.

Very sad:(:(

#935660Post 26 of 35

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I cant believe they name this after our Jenks.. what do you have to say about this mate? lol

#935709Post 27 of 35

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i've done a lot of things to get high. huffing feces was never one of them, nor will be. these suburbanite hip-hop generation kiddies have really lost the plot. along with huffing excrement and urine mixtures they're watching MTV and eating McDonalds three times a day. imagine where our Govt will be in 30 years with these idiots in charge. hopefully breathing normal oxygen will still be legal then.

#935719Post 28 of 35

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I heard you get the best effect by having 2 people and 1 cup and doing it raw, fuck fermentation

:RockOn:

#935721Post 29 of 35

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^^ :lol:

#935806Post 30 of 35

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great stories in sex at the office

thats where you've been hanging around now kinkyj ?

#935825Post 31 of 35

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[quote=chanty;541121]That's very shitty of them to do![/quote]

well stated! :lol:

#936178Post 32 of 35

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if jenkem is outlawed, only outlaws will have jenkem

ya feel me?

:David:

#937118Post 33 of 35

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Jenkem and similar foul practices are widespread amongst certain cross-sections of society of the south coast of England. In England, it largely forms part of the practice of Epsilonism - a degrading and filthy cult that mixes elements of Catholicism, extreme sexual activity involving faeces, urine, smegma and other bodily fuids and the adoration / worship of peculiar animal "entities". Those who practice Epsilonism are known as Epsilons and Jenkem use is one component of it. Jenkem's role in Epsilonism relates to various entities believed by Epsilons to control bodily secretions. The "Shit-smeared Labrador Puppy" governs excrement and it's sexual usage wheareas others such as the Sick Baby and the Piddle-Pony are the Epsilonic patron-saints of vomit and urine respectively. Consumption of Jenkem is held to honour the Puppy and is imbibed as a kind of sick "consecration of the host" in deference to the Epsilon animal that controls Shit as opposed to Christ. The hallucinations brought on by Jenkem inhalation are believed by Epsilons to allow them to be smeared with excrement and sexually assailed by the Puppy. Whereas Boscombe in Bournemouth is believed to be the epicentre, Plymouth has recently surfaced as a new location for Jenkem consumption - even the Dartmoor village of Oakhampton has a historical association with Jenkem and Epsilonic cult of the Piddle Pony. Southampton is also involved. Jenkem is listed in the Encyclopaedia Epsilonica - e-mail me for a copy if required. A champion of Jenkem inhalation and other aspects of Epsilonism in general; hiding behind the nickname Quinine has been responsible for its spread throughout the Bournemouth area. He is also widely recognised as the head of the cult of the Piddle Pony a.k.a. the Church of the Yellow Fountain.

D. Newman.

#946187Post 34 of 35

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[quote=GLD;520255]i'm only lately getting into south park, never was a big fan before. but the more i watch it, the more i like it. but honestly, where do these lines come from? as if germans are more into scat porn than perverts from other countries?[/quote] More porn is produced in Germany than in any other country in the world. And that includes scat porn.

#946262Post 35 of 35

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hmmm. I think the jenkem people and the 2girls1cup people should meet, they could have a lot in common :o:

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