...going out to a bar, having a couple drinks with the boys, scooching up next to the gorgeous but recently divorced 27 year old around 12:45am, buying a round of shots, miraculously convincing her to come home with you, taking 3 steps into your apartment, offering to take off her coat, standing behind her breathing softly on the back of her neck, lifting her hair up so you can put some gentle kisses on her shoulder, squeezing her tits real soft, getting her naked, flicking your tongue real nice along her clit, and then just when you see a trickle of pussywet BAM!!! SOME FUCKING BLACK GUY WITH A 13" x 3" PENIS COMES OUTTA NOWHERE AND FUCKS THE SHIT OUT OF THAT PUSSY!! AND WHAT DO YOU DO?? YOU STAND IN THE FUCKING CORNER AND JERKOFF AS YOU CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO.
:CrackUp::CrackUp::CrackUp:
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