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LMAO @ the Britons

26 durable postsStarted 2007-06-22Latest 2007-06-25
#43336Post 1 of 26

You can laugh your ass off with the British for driving on the wrong side of the road, eating fried fish and potatoes out of an old newspaper or for having such ugly women, but this takes the prize:

[QUOTE][B]NEARLY one in three Britons think that if a woman jumps up and down, washes or urinates immediately after sex, she can prevent pregnancy.[/B]

It was one of a string of revelations in the survey carried out by the Family Planning Association (FPA) at the start of Contraceptive Awareness Week.

They reveal "widespread confusion and misunderstanding" about some of the basic facts, said the FPA, which has called for improved sex and relationships education in schools.

"In today's sexualised society, we are bombarded with a multitude of sexual imagery and messages," FPA chief executive Anne Weyman said.

"Nevertheless, providing people with the information and skills they need to make positive choices about their health and lives is not considered a priority."[/QUOTE]Full article: [url]http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21212280-13762,00.html[/url]

:lol::lol::lol:

#880234Post 2 of 26

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no wonder the island's sinking

#880235Post 3 of 26

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[quote=Kamal;501565]no wonder the island's sinking[/quote]

all the jumping up and down :lol:

#880250Post 4 of 26

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Are we sinking? I didn't notice...too busy shelling out cash for abortions.

#880255Post 5 of 26

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:Gay::DumbAss:

#880261Post 6 of 26

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[quote=TheMightyGreg;501581]Are we sinking? I didn't notice...too busy shelling out cash for abortions.[/quote]

:roflmao:

#880278Post 7 of 26

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[quote=TheMightyGreg;501581]Are we sinking? I didn't notice...too busy shelling out cash for abortions.[/quote]

ok i didn't shoot coffee out my nose but i came close... jesus people. it's too early for this .

#880364Post 8 of 26

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ah the brits

#880487Post 9 of 26

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[quote=TheMightyGreg;501581]Are we sinking? I didn't notice...too busy shelling out cash for abortions.[/quote]

bobs your uncle :lol:

#880493Post 10 of 26

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[QUOTE=TheMightyGreg;501581]Are we sinking? I didn't notice...too busy shelling out cash for abortions.[/QUOTE]

Get him on stage. :lol:

#880533Post 11 of 26

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You mean that doesn't work? :shock:

:lol: :lol:

#880544Post 12 of 26

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^^^ no but this does

[IMG]http://www.vcnet.com/garym/hanger/hanger.jpg[/IMG]

#880614Post 13 of 26

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Ah the coathanger...I remember it's invention fondly. Before that we just turned the bitches upside-down and sucked the little inheritance-stealing fuckers out.

#880635Post 14 of 26

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note to self.

fuck as many dental deficient chicks when in the UK>

#880647Post 15 of 26

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[quote=KinKyJ;501545]You can laugh your ass off with the British for driving on the wrong side of the road, eating fried fish and potatoes out of an old newspaper or for having such ugly women, but this takes the prize:

Full article: [URL]http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21212280-13762,00.html[/URL]

:lol::lol::lol:[/quote] and where are YOU from smartass? :roll:

#880665Post 16 of 26

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[QUOTE=TheMightyGreg;501581]Are we sinking? I didn't notice...too busy shelling out cash for abortions.[/QUOTE] You mean you haven't found out what causes it yet?? :lol:

#880726Post 17 of 26

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So Britons consider Jumpstyle an anti-conceptive? idea

#880868Post 18 of 26

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Sorry, but where do they find the people to conduct this survey, it's gotta be bullshit. Every single person I know knows what can and cannot reduce pregnancy risk! I'm stunned that '1 in 3' believe the above works.

What do they do, go around and interview pikeys down the mall? (Note to yanks, pikey=gypsy/trailer trash)

#880873Post 19 of 26

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^^^ the test population was 500, you need only 400 to have a correct sample ;)

#880933Post 20 of 26

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I happen to love the English.

#881254Post 21 of 26

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Blimey

#881272Post 22 of 26

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There are stupid people everywhere, The UK, NYC even Belgicum.

#881273Post 23 of 26

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[QUOTE=GregWhelan;502232]Sorry, but where do they find the people to conduct this survey, it's gotta be bullshit. [/QUOTE]

Newcastle?

#881278Post 24 of 26

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Pale Ale mmmmm

#881280Post 25 of 26

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[quote=GregWhelan;502232]Sorry, but where do they find the people to conduct this survey, it's gotta be bullshit. Every single person I know knows what can and cannot reduce pregnancy risk! I'm stunned that '1 in 3' believe the above works.

What do they do, go around and interview pikeys down the mall? (Note to yanks, pikey=gypsy/trailer trash)[/quote]

note to UK, mall = shopping centre :)

#881365Post 26 of 26

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[quote=Morgan;502685]There are stupid people everywhere, The UK, NYC even Belgicum.[/quote]True, but this isn't about rocket science or international politics. I mean, don't you guys get sexual education in school?

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