An Irishman is chatting up a bird in a bar, getting on quite well and the bird says to him, "before we go any further i better let you know that i'm on my menstrual cycle", so the geezer replies "That's alright love, i'm on me moped, i'll follow you home!"

:ROFLMAO:

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Qualityteeeeeeeee :lol:

nice 1 chem. you should come back to [ms]. we miss ya.

[quote=Jibgolly";p="49148]nice 1 chem. you should come back to [ms]. we miss ya.[/quote]

Whoa! thanks Jib, i didn't realise i was missed, :oops: haha

i got to wait another 15 days for my connection to be reactivated, until then i got to suffer this damn 56k modem :cry:

icky. it just makes you appreciate the sweet sweet cable modem even more when it arrives. [img]http://www.headstrong-hq.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/don%2012.gif[/img]

[quote=chemicalbeavis";p="49152]i got to wait another 15 days for my connection to be reactivated, until then i got to suffer this damn 56k modem :cry:[/quote]

15 days?!?! :Scared:

that's too much chem.... hurry up! or use dial up :P

he's lying... he's been so busy going through his tranceaddict training. :FuckOff: :YeaRight:

[quote=peloquin";p="49165]he's lying... he's been so busy going through his tranceaddict training. :FuckOff: :YeaRight:[/quote]

hehhee.... you're so right :WinkNSmi:

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^^^you got me :oops: :lol: :wink:

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A man was relaxing with his evening paper, when there was a knock on the door. He opened it, and saw nobody, so he closed the door and went back to his paper. There was another knock, so he opened the door again. This time, he looked down and saw a small snail.

"Mister, could you spare some change?" the snail said. The man picked up the snail, threw him into the bushes, and went back to reading.

Three years later, there was another knock at the door. It was the snail.

"What the fuck did you do that for?"

nature vs nuture

A cruise in the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there were only 3 survivors; Damian, Darren and Deirdre..........

They manage to swim to a small island.......and they lived there for a couple of years..... doing what's natural for men and women to do.....

After several years of casual sex, all the time, Deirdre felt absolutely horrible about what she had been doing...................

She felt having sex with both Damian and Darren was so bad that she killed herself...............

It was very tragic but Damian and Darren managed to get through it and, after a while nature once more took its inevitable course..............

Well, a couple more years went by and Damian and Darren began to feel absolutely horrible about what they where doing.....................

So...............

..........They buried her.

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^^^LMAO, i must remember those 2 :lol:

Ok, who offered up 50 karma for the 'best joke' again?

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hahahaha i love that snail joke :RockOn:

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hillarious jokes :D love them thanks!