workign right now.... client in front of me , married to mail order bride who is here,

off the boat chinese, but with the worst lisp i have ever heard.

so in between the r's and what not, i am literally biting my lip to stop myself from bursting out laughing....

i cant do this.

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LOL, have her sing Deck The Halls :)

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Do you type about these experiences when the clients are right in front of you?

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[quote=chanty;474832]Do you type about these experiences when the clients are right in front of you?[/quote]

yes, all the time. they cannot see my monitor. last year, i did a play by play of me telling someone they owed the federal govt 38K+.

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^^^ is the only way he can prevent from laughing in front of'em

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that and it makes him look busy :lol:

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ask her to say "sufferin' succotash! my name's sylvester"

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[quote=ddr;474825]LOL, have her sing Deck The Halls :)[/quote]I just spit out my drink. :roflmao: That's twice this morning. The other time, some kid showed me pics of his daddy's cock in her mouth.

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no man ask her to say "how is the cooking" .....SA COCAIN?

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lol

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My fav is to make asian girls do the "Rambo you take me with you??" thing.. made me love asian girls..