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I snorted my father

26 durable postsStarted 2007-04-04Latest 2007-04-10
#39944Post 1 of 26

This is hilarious if you see the picture that accompanies the article.:lol: :lol:

[QUOTE]LONDON - Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all. In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine. ADVERTISEMENT

"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.

"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

Richards' father, Bert, died in 2002, at 84.

Richards, one of rock's legendary wild men, told the magazine that his survival was the result of luck, and advised young musicians against trying to emulate him.

"I did it because that was the way I did it. Now people think it's a way of life," he was quoted as saying.

"I've no pretensions about immortality," he added. "I'm the same as everyone ... just kind of lucky.

"I was No. 1 on the `who's likely to die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list," Richards said.[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070403/capt.0904f6ddbcc143aeada47358e6d41250.people_keith_richards_nyet134.jpg[/IMG]

#838052Post 2 of 26

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So it was already before he took a nosedive out of a palmtree that his compass didn't point North anymore huh?

[IMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-9/840501/jack_sparrow_03.jpg[/IMG]

#838064Post 3 of 26

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^^ savy

#838069Post 4 of 26

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jesus I cant believe I read that and I still dont believe I read that

#838077Post 5 of 26

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haha, wonder if it gave him a different kind of buzz. fucking lunatic.

#838103Post 7 of 26

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yei, let's snort each other!!!!

I'll do my dog too

#838108Post 8 of 26

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just read that he was only messing with the interviewer. didn't think he'd be taken seriously...

#838113Post 9 of 26

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[QUOTE=88Mariner;470186]just read that he was only messing with the interviewer. didn't think he'd be taken seriously...[/QUOTE]

That's actually too bad. When I thought he was serious, it was funny in an epic way!!

Keith Richards needs to realize that with the way he's lived his life, he could tell people that he shoved poppyseed muffins up his ass every day to get high, and people would take it seriously... :lol:

#838114Post 10 of 26

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keith richards is officially the ugliest dood on the planet

#838118Post 11 of 26

Ashes 2 Ashes

Thats a bold statement I think u have to read between the lines.

#838119Post 12 of 26

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What lines ? he officially snorted everything on the table

#838147Post 13 of 26

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how...is......he.....still......alive

#838158Post 14 of 26

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[quote=Lrn;470226]how...is......he.....still......alive[/quote]

I'd like to know that as well:what

#838190Post 15 of 26

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[QUOTE][SIZE=2] Now Richards has issued a statement, which says the story was "lost in translation". [/SIZE] [SIZE=2]"I wouldn't take cocaine at this point in my life unless I wished to commit suicide," he said. [/SIZE] [SIZE=2]"The truth of the matter is that I planted a sturdy English Oak. [/SIZE] [SIZE=2]"I took the lid off the box of ashes and he [Richards' father] is now growing oak trees and would love me for it!"[/SIZE]

[URL]http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6524661.stm[/URL] [/QUOTE]

now he's denying it

#838193Post 16 of 26

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[quote=Kamal;470197]What lines ? he officially snorted everything on the table[/quote]

:lol:

#838338Post 17 of 26

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Probably snorted the oak as well.

#838423Post 18 of 26

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Robin Williams in [I]Live On Braodway[/I] :

[quote][B]Robin Williams: [/B]I know there's a cure for bio terrorism or whatever it is, and I know it lies within Keith Richards. He is the only man on the planet who can go "Anthrax?" [I][sniffs][/I] [B]Robin Williams:[/B] All RIGHT... This'll go great with my e-coli". Keith is the only man who can make the Osbornes look fucking Amish.[/quote]

and another :

[quote]"But I know one thing... when it finally ends...we will all be dead and gone, but Keith will still be there with five cockroaches going, "I smoked your uncle, did ya know that? Fucking crazy..."[/quote]

#838424Post 19 of 26

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:lol: :lol:

#838542Post 20 of 26

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i love that broadway show

#838649Post 21 of 26

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this really killedd meee

keep rocking k!

#840447Post 22 of 26

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[URL]http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2020040719[/URL]

#840451Post 23 of 26

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Kieth is the only person I know of that can look as ugly as shit, be deaf, still play a guitar and probaby get some pretty good snatch...

#840456Post 24 of 26

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^^thats cuz of this thing called rock and roll.... :)

#840463Post 25 of 26

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its the MOJO

#840464Post 26 of 26

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writing part of the rolling stones back catalog > looks, everytime.

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