When you take a long time, you're slow. [FONT=trebuchet ms]When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
[/FONT][FONT=trebuchet ms]2 When you don't do it, you're lazy.[/FONT] [FONT=trebuchet ms]When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
[/FONT][FONT=trebuchet ms][B]3[/B] When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.[/FONT] [FONT=trebuchet ms]When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
[/FONT][FONT=trebuchet ms][B]4 [/B]When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.[/FONT] [FONT=trebuchet ms]When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.
[/FONT][FONT=trebuchet ms][B]5[/B] When you take a stand, you're being pig-headed.[/FONT] [FONT=trebuchet ms]When your boss does it, he's being firm.
[/FONT][FONT=trebuchet ms][B]6 [/B]When you overlooked a rule of ettiquette, you're being rude.[/FONT] [FONT=trebuchet ms]When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.
[/FONT][FONT=trebuchet ms][B]7[/B] When you please your boss, you're arse-creeping.[/FONT] [FONT=trebuchet ms]When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.
[/FONT][FONT=trebuchet ms][B]8[/B] When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.[/FONT] [FONT=trebuchet ms]When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.
[/FONT][FONT=trebuchet ms][B]9[/B] When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.[/FONT] [FONT=trebuchet ms]When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.
[/FONT][FONT=trebuchet ms][B]10[/B] [/FONT][FONT=trebuchet ms]When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.[/FONT] [FONT=trebuchet ms]When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.[/FONT]