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douche of the millenium .....

32 durable postsStarted 2007-02-13Latest 2007-02-14
#37961Post 1 of 32

anyone see this asshat in the news who wrote an article in his local college paper on how rape doesnt hurt if you dont fight it..

furthermore, he went on to back his opinion that rape isnt a bad thing and it is great for society....

here.you really have to read it yourself.

[QUOTE] Originally Posted by [B]john petrowski[/B] "Rape Only Hurts If You Fight It" Most people today would claim that rape is a terrible crime almost akin to murder, but I strongly disagree. [U]Far from a vile act, rape is a magical experience that benifits society as a whole.[/U] I realize many of you will disagree with this thesis, but lend me your ears and I'm sure I'll sway you towards a darkened alley. If it weren't for rape, Western Civilization might not exist as we know it today. When the Romans were faced with a disproportionate ratio of women to men in the early kingdom, they had to do something, lest their flidgling society die for lack of sons. To solvetheir little dilemma, they did what any reasonable man would do: they threw a festival for their little dilemma, they threw a festival for their Sabine neighbors, and then stole and raped their women. It's quite logical; in fact I don't understand why the settlers at Plymoth didn't do the same to the local Indians--it certainly would have saved on shipping costs. [U]Obviously, in the case of the Rape of the Sabines, rape was a tremendous help to society[/U]. The Sabine women, for their part, didn't seem to mind so much, as they threw themselves between their brutish old Sabine husbands and their charming new Roman ones to prevent bloodshed when the Sabine men came to relaim their wives. Yet even when society was totally against a rape, the raunchy act has benifited society too. Where would the Romans be, after all, if it weren't for the Rape of the Lucretia infuriating the people to the point of overthrowing their last king, Lucius Tarpuinius Superbus? If it weren't for that event, the world might have never had the Roman Republic for a pristine example of a flawless government. [U]Rapes glorious advantages are not, however, exclusively found from 2,000 year old examples. In actuality rape advantages can very much be seen today. Take ugly women for example. If it wern't for rape, how would they ever know the joys of intercourse with a man who isn't drunk.[/U] In a society as plastic-conscious as our own we are really to believe that some man would ever sleep with a girl resembling a wildebeest if he didn't have a few schnapps in him? Of course he wouldn't--atleast no self-respecting man would--but there in lies the beauty of rape. [U]No self respecting man would rape in the first palce, so ugly women are guarenteed a romp with not only a sober man, but a bad boy too; and we all know how much ladies like the bad boy. [/U]Ugly women are not, however, the only people who benifit from rape--prisoners enjoy as many perks too. What, after all, could be possibly be more boring than spending years of your life confined to some tiny cell 23 hours a day? Then answer, of course, is spending years of your life confined to some tiny cell 23 hours a day and never getting some hot action. With rape, prisoners never have to worry about that. Instead, they merely need worry about treating their rapist with enough love and respect to earn a quick reach-around. But if there is one bread and butter reason for why rape should not only be accepted, but even endorsed, it is because our news editors are in dire need of interesting stories for our front page. Bookstore stories? Fossils? One dollar coins? Please. Now, some saucy circle-jerk rape action? Yeah, that's the ticket.

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  1. this kid might as well go gay, cuz, like those three kids in borat, he just said goodbye to ever seeing a vagina in person.
  2. i hope someone jumps this kid and gets some bodybuilder black guy who is comparable to Shaq, and anally raped
  3. then i hope the families of rape victims find his beaten corpse and off him.

this is one person our species doesnt need.

#800229Post 2 of 32

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I don't think he is gonna have many friends after this.

#800248Post 3 of 32

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haha

#800249Post 4 of 32

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All I can say is oh my god!

#800254Post 5 of 32

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hope he get raped by some redneck in the woods :Anal:

#800271Post 6 of 32

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ugly women do benefit from it .... as jail prisoners who are doing life

#800282Post 7 of 32

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I'm sure he will use the last two paragrphs tp try and wiggle out of it as a publicity stunt.

but yes, hopefully he will get to 'not fight it' very shortly......

#800303Post 8 of 32

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can't believe the editor let that one slip through, brutal.

#800304Post 9 of 32

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I wonder if this kid is just trying to be a smartass... Or if someone wrote it and stuck his name on it as some sort of a weird prank...

#800306Post 10 of 32

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nope, go check cnn.com, there is video of him up there.

#800307Post 11 of 32

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surely he is joking?

#800312Post 12 of 32

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hopefully a female cop will stop him doing 31mph in 30mph zone, and he'll get to "worry about treating their rapist with enough love and respect to earn a quick reach-around." lets see how long he lasts.

#800371Post 13 of 32

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satire

it's great how some people get so wound up over something like this though...

:CrackUp: at the wildebeast part...

[url]http://www.courant.com/news/local/hc-ctnebccsu0213.artfeb13,0,4268037.story?coll=hc-headlines-local[/url]

doesn't matter what or how you say it, someone's going to get hurt or feel for it regardless...

#800377Post 14 of 32

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he's still a fucking douchebag, in my opinion. Writing insensitive things like that with the aim of harnessing some sort of "shock value" to make some pseudo-intellectual points and gain some sort of credence in his peers' minds just points to his immaturity. Seems to me he was more interested in the desired impressive shock value aspect of it than in saying something meaningful. If he didn't think that it would cause an uproar, he probably shouldn't be in an institution of higher education to begin with.

#800385Post 15 of 32

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[QUOTE=Miroslav;443908]he's still a fucking douchebag, in my opinion. Writing insensitive things like that with the aim of harnessing some sort of "shock value" to make some pseudo-intellectual points and gain some sort of credence in his peers' minds just points to his immaturity.[/QUOTE]

does that mean you think kinky and sightless are immature douchebags?

#803322Post 16 of 32

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^ lol.... Nah, I was just trying to stir up some shock-inducing controversy on here to make a pseudo-intellectual point :oops:

#803364Post 17 of 32

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^^hehe...pickle trying to put you in a tight spot.

#803412Post 18 of 32

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Jeez guys it's only a joke. When did the world turn so serious?

Even though it may be a joke with poor taste, I've seen worse.

#803413Post 19 of 32

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he could have easily made his points regarding the sensationalism of the media using less offensive material tho. when was rape ever a joke?

#803422Post 20 of 32

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^Exactly.

#803478Post 21 of 32

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When is death ever a joke? What about disease, illness, cancer?

They all get used as subject matter. Except they wouldn't be offending you, just someone else out there whose feelings you'd choose to overlook.

I don't see how the article in question at all condones rapes of any kind. Did A Clockwork Orange condone rape? No, it did the very opposite. You guys really need to learn a little about satire.

#803491Post 22 of 32

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^^^ agreed [QUOTE=picklemonkey;443916]does that mean you think kinky and sightless are immature douchebags?[/QUOTE]Was there ever a question about it? :lol:

Ugly women benefit from it :CrackUp:

This is a great Valentines Day thread imo!

#803500Post 23 of 32

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hey all I found 5 mins and first thing I read is this sick story - happy valentines day all

I wish you all a lot of sex every day :p:RockOn::LoveYou:

#803502Post 24 of 32

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^^^ like it says in my sig... happy humpday to you too kittykat

#803585Post 25 of 32

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[quote=Katkich;444126]I wish you all a lot of sex every day :p:RockOn::LoveYou:[/quote]

:D

#803649Post 26 of 32

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[QUOTE=picklemonkey;443916]does that mean you think kinky and sightless are immature douchebags?[/QUOTE] I think that goes without saying... :p ;)

#803673Post 27 of 32

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shut up jew.

#803678Post 28 of 32

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Have a guinness mick.

#803687Post 29 of 32

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Might as well....not going anywhere today.

#803696Post 30 of 32

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[QUOTE=rubyraks;444322]Have a guinness mick.[/QUOTE]you mean "mario" :lol:

#803729Post 31 of 32

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lmao, mario is my confirmation name.

#803768Post 32 of 32

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[QUOTE=FM;443901]satire [/QUOTE]

Had a feeling that's what was going on, because it was just too over the top to be serious. With that said, it isn't particularly good satire, and not just because of the subject matter. The guy ought to hang up the ol' pen.

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