Jeff Mills poops on my bald head and I massage it into my scalp.
He told me this is the only way I will even be allowed on the mothership to visit his home planet.
[ms] · Est. May 2002
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Why my [Stephan Bodzin's] music is so good
42 durable postsStarted 2007-01-14Latest 2007-07-11
Re: Why my [Stephan Bodzin's] music is so good
what's the initiation ritual like?
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The almighty Mills wears a blue sequined robe with a single hole in the back from which he excretes his magic in a perfect coil on top of my head.
It is dark aside from a few candles and my hands are bound. The first time I had to use my feet to rub his magic feces into my brain.
It is easier now that I can use my hands.
You will notice that my pale head is becoming less so as I absorb more of Mills' magic.
Re: Why my [Stephan Bodzin's] music is so good
l0lz 0mg. and what traxx0r is playing during this? Bodzin - Telestorrhea?
Re: Why my [Stephan Bodzin's] music is so good
It is a perfect mix of "In the Bush", "Casa", and my dub remix of "Everything Counts" by Depeche Mode. These and 54 copies of Spastik.
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rotating like machine guns
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Yes... like machine guns. Oddly enough Jeff Mills can rapid fire fecal coils onto my head in a machine gun style. I believe it was synced up to the 54 copies of Spastik.
He can do this because he is a deity. I am humbled.
Re: Why my [Stephan Bodzin's] music is so good
shitstorm.
Re: Why my [Stephan Bodzin's] music is so good
Shit cannon is more like it.
I await my next fecal infusion. I feel as if I'm running out of ideas.
Re: Why my [Stephan Bodzin's] music is so good
like beating the shit out of a dead horse... infusion plz.
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Horse is dead.
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Alaskan Pipeline Panda?
Re: Why my [Stephan Bodzin's] music is so good
Jeff prefers the Nebraskan Mudslide.
Re: Why my [Stephan Bodzin's] music is so good
Why won't you die? die? die? cock. cock. cock. cock.
Re: Why my [Stephan Bodzin's] music is so good
Long live DJ Homosexual Nazi!
Re: Why my [Stephan Bodzin's] music is so good
wtf?
Re: Why my [Stephan Bodzin's] music is so good
haha! ohh you have to get in on this convo... Stephan Bodzin vs. Jeff Mills and their strange appearances
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:shock:
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[quote=Lorn;434243]wtf?[/quote]
+1
Re: Why my [Stephan Bodzin's] music is so good
I need backup from Ben on this one. -1
Re: Why my [Stephan Bodzin's] music is so good
[QUOTE=Ben Pound;434165]and my dub remix of "Everything Counts" by Depeche Mode. [/QUOTE]
one of my favourite remixes ever
Re: Why my [Stephan Bodzin's] music is so good
^^ tis a good one
Re: Why my [Stephan Bodzin's] music is so good
The Motor Remix of Precious is pretty damn good too. Same with the Underground Resistance mix of People Are People.
Jeff Mills told me to move underground so I am digging a big tunnel underneath my geo-dome. I will hide there until the mothership arrives.
Re: Why my [Stephan Bodzin's] music is so good
WTF!!! I want in on this convo. damn, give me some background!
Re: Why my [Stephan Bodzin's] music is so good
It all started on a cold night on the dancemusicboard.net...
and moved here...
I could type the specifics, but I'd get dirty looks.
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I wish I could remember the background on this whole story, but one of the Millsian beings used a memory altering device (that somehow only worked when rammed far up my large intestine... repeatedly :what ) to scramble the details of the "beginning".
Memories may have been implanted, but I remember that it all starts with power steering fluid being poured over my naked (and bald) body while Jeff Mills ground a diamond encrusted dildo against my forehead.
It made me bleed and I passed out. I let out a soft squelch from behind that woke me up and nauseated me.
The next thing I remember is Jeff squatting over my clean white head and delivering the first magic feces in a perfect coil on my brow. I didn't have to rub it in myself the first time as seven diapered squirrels did it using their paws. Why they were wearing white socks on their feet still eludes me.
If I can remember more, I will post it.
I cannot wait for the next coil to land on my bald head.
Bow before Mills. Long live the squelch.
Re: Why my [Stephan Bodzin's] music is so good
hahah!
I still have that diamond encrusted dildo btw, Jeff signed it.
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This..... officially..... is the funniest fucking thing I have ever read.
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I need to shave my head in order to understand a shit!
Re: Why my [Stephan Bodzin's] music is so good
Jeff Mills would approve
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[quote=chuy;445684]I need to shave my head in order to understand a shit![/quote]
Do not try to understand the shit with a pale bald head. You must mentally embrace and come to know and trust the magical Mills feces.
However, make sure the feces is truly magical before you go all "willy nelson"... or "willy nilly"... possibly it is "milli vanilli" (no matter, long live the Millsians)... rubbing it all over your head.
It took me several valuable learning experiences to discern Millsian and Bodzinite magical feces from plain old poop. :evil:
I am the overloard squelch-bass padawan. Oh yeah... dooooooom dohn dohn. Ooooooom dohn dohn. Chikah chikaaaaaah.
Re: Why my [Stephan Bodzin's] music is so good
Ben, did you try the Millsian Mudslide yet?
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wtf
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[quote=Caley Martin;449624]Ben, did you try the Millsian Mudslide yet?[/quote]
Stop calling me Ben. My name is Stephanishamillsian Bodzinobassquelchshartt de PaleobaldheadedMinimoogotronicreversefunkadelic-whiteasunbutteredtoast.
I much prefer the Nebraskan Mudslide btw.
Re: Why my [Stephan Bodzin's] music is so good
Last week, my roommate was pissing me off so I told her I would go poop on her car. She has since stopped acting up.
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Forget the car! Poop on [I]her! [/I]:D
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now THAT is the spirit.
nothing like a good ol' Bodzin Blumpkinator to set things right.
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Re: Why my [Stephan Bodzin's] music is so good
Rate my poo!
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9 and a half